Archive for October, 2012

You Get The Door From Now On Because Goblins Follow Me In

Many folks continually misjudge people. They haven’t quite realized how not to undermine their gut instinct and replace it with language so warped it illuminates like diamonds the Wreckage Reef which keeps everyone at bay. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Everybody Sells Someone Sometime But To Whom, Why And For What?

Many folks know their value. They couldn’t really put a number on it though on account of it always increasing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And This Is The Time When Normally A Person Would Say Something Very Stupid

Many folks know about self discipline. They realize that self refers to every personality they have inside them selves and discipline mean that themselves can’t be controlled, only directed. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Don’t attempt to manage anger. Aim yer angry personage and keep dem off’n da stayge.

For Real First Check The Internet And Only THEN Look Outside

Many folks are hooked on the weather. They check with it to see what they will be wearing and often it determines whether or it’s a smile. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Psychopaths Say They Care For People But Humans Call It Rubber-Necking

Most folks care about what is going on. They are interested not only for their own sake but because they realize they are a small part of a larger life smoothing community which promotes caring while discouraging morbid concern. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yer Most Far Out Feelings Will Be The First Ones Hurt

Most folks control their emotions. They work diligently at not saying the wrong thing at the wrong time and once they have mastered the art of keeping their pie hole closed they begin a life of dis-ease. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Experience the sheep, Will. Don’t try to control them… Will…?

And These Invisible Earrings Will Keep The Largest Noggin From Turning

Most folks have their head screwed on straight. They usually don’t notice this fact until it’s their shot at maneuvering the water wheel right when shite starts going sideways but by then it’s usually too late on account of their worm not being where they thought it was. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Excuse me, […]

Trance Is Yer Number One State Because That’s Where Everybody Lives

Most folks don’t realize they are daydreaming. They simply transition into unconscious when they feel physically tired and slip into a trance when they’re emotionally / intellectually stupefied and only pop their head out of their shell when their phone calls them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Now close your eyes and repeat after moi […]

If What Yer Doing Is The Same As Yesterday This Ain’t Today My Friend

Most folks do what they’re told to. They may not like it and they shore as hail aren’t asked to agree with anything in what could easily be their walking papers so what possible good could come from trying things different? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How To Pull Joy Out Of Nearly Fuck All

Many folks want to feel good. They forget that good can be easily manufactured by the smallest thoughts of gratitude, pride in learning, time invested in betterment, communing with truth / nature and yer heritage or accepting your shitty fate. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Practice having ideas. Place yer forefinger vertically over your lips […]

Even A Storm Will Do As It’s Told If You Point Enough Pressure At It’s Head

Many folks in history could predict the weather. They would sniff the air, gaze into the horizon and feel the vibrations from Mother Earth and from all that input they could inter cept a rainstorm in the middle of the desert by trotting straight into the biosphere. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

If Life Has A Sound For Some Humans It’s A Siren

Many folks are high strung. They play their tunes so loud and toss their head to the beat so violently that their noggin stretches their spine to a whine. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Weather Cain’t Be Forecast Correctly Cause Too Many Fingers In The Pie

Most folks know about management. They are the people who say they’re running things but seldom are they seen on the shop floor and few of them admit to making mistakes the costs of which always wind up on their serfs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

It Ain’t No Good To Be The Captain Of A Ship That Just Barely Sinks

Most folks really surf the good times. They ride every wave of positivity that comes their way and yet are swamped by the first predicted storm surge. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Paranoia Dashes Wildly Along The Fence But It’s Wind That Rustles The Crop

Most folks know they need to be aware. They have been told to ‘pay attention’ and ‘look here’ and ‘watch out’ so many times that those wise admonitions now mean nada and almost no one is looking where they should. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Happiness Runs Out Before People Do

Many folks are good at saving. They maintain a reserve of the good stuff and can lend it to others as long as they ain’t cheer chompers. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Two daze of happiness in reserve. That’s it… Now Ahm getting all scientific on yer arse. Follow the description on YouTube to decipher […]

Don’t Throw Out The Cream With The Crock

Many folks are suspicious. They have been mislead so many times that without big proof they see nothing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When You Are Thinking To Beat The Band It’s Likely You Will Beat The Band

Most folks wear too much anxiety. They fret out on account of being told so often that worrying must be carried out by someone else if they won’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Whipping Yer Horse Don’t Get You There Faster It Speeds Up Yer Slowing Down

Many folks have deadlines. They base these formulated stress bombs on false information and then strive like there is no tomorrow to make haste today. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Someone Will Drag A Little Joy Forward, Hopefully It’s You

Many folks are living the good life. They relish the thought of being able to experience another day on planet Earth and when their relish runs low they add more catch up from the bottle of happy they’re wearing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It’s Not Okay To Dislike Yourself Because Whose Gonna Be On Yer Side?

Most folks don’t listen to themselves. They should though on account of them saying the rudest stuff in the most convincing manner about someone who, if the world was right, would be very near and dear to them and that’s you-know-who. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Consciousness Is An Option That Very Few People Opt For

Most folks monitor current affairs. They read about other people’s troubles or watch newsworthy events on a screen or they might even listen to the latest office gossip but for the life of them they don’t know why. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Human Shouts Out To It’s Mother Earth And The Universe Whispers Back

Many folks know that their environment determines them. They believe that personal volition has a big vote in how life treats them so they pay real close attention to what they say and how they say it and they monitor their neighborhood in order to adapt to any changes they see and if things start […]

You Don’t Have To Work Yer Fingers To The Bone. The Reticular Dermis Will Do.

Most folks know flat out. They fully understand that full steam ahead has a time limit and that any anyone drink ing pioneer kool aid has a big burn rate. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Get Real Good At Guessing Pal Or Suffer The Kinda Shite You Cannot Guess

Most folks take life as it comes. They tit for tat when they can but otherwise it’s pretty much jis taking it up the hoop like every other moron. What’s fer dinner? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Do You Mind Work Pal?

Most folks think they’re their body. They seldom invest the time to reflect on why, when or who they really are and that keeps them in the physical realm. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Maybe it should be: Does Your Mind Work Pal? Or Do You Only Do Bodywork? Or Do You Only Work On […]

Smart Alecky Comments Have The Option To Leave Their Own Little Brand

Many folks talk with their hands. They accentuate words with plenty of physical flailing and can get wound up big time when they really want to make their point or close someone’s pie hole. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Okay. Let’s not use the teaching stick today, okay?

When Voters Have Their Say Today It’s Toned Rat Down To A Whimper

Many folks have walked on pins and needles. They were clued in enough to realize that now ain’t a good time to bother mom and dad on account of they aren’t on speaking terms themselves and likely why dad says silence is fucking golden. Thank you, friend. Barry out. That hat deserves a quarter.

Businesses Fail When Customers Avoid Them But Gubmints Don’t Work That Way

Most folks know about democracy. They understand that humans have attempted many forms of political mass control and this one doesn’t work either. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Houston, we have a problem… Recent  local election turnout results from the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (CBC). Notice how they don’t mention the elephant in the room… Voter […]

Employing Photo Radar For Speed Control Is Like Television Raising Children

Most folks require correction. They did something which might harm themselves or somebody else and if we allow them to continue hurtful activity without immediate intervention, they will continue. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Sure build yer house on sand for now but it ain’t gonna stand for long. Photo radar for construction zones coming […]