Archive for February, 2013

Babies Are Delivered By Storks Like Lies From These Disingenuous Lips

Most folks know about fables. They understand that sometimes its easier to prove a point by taking route round-a-bout but that road has ditches. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Cultures lie. People lie. I lie. Are we taking pretending too far?

If You Were Dead I Wouldn’t Be Calling You But Unfortunately, I Am.

Most folks know about guilt. They understand that some people get so good at using it that they try to move everything with it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Pretending An Eighteen Year Old Kid Is A Grownup Is Difficult & Necessary To Do

Most folks were children once. They might not even like kids or pay them any mind but whether they do or not, those young beggars will rule their world. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

If My Wife Ran The World There’d Be 2 Rules For Everyone. 14 Billion Rules.

Many folks think we need more laws. They believe that too many people are breaking regulations that are yet to be writ without realizing that those same people ain’t rule followers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Are Humans Like Bananas? Must We Peel The Inside Out?

Most folks know there’s more than meets the eye. They themselves reserve a bit of themselves for their intimates and they do the same for them on account of more than two strings a’tanglin’ makes  surefire noose. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

We Will Drive Our Universe Thank You

Most folks feel like spinning. They lose that feeling some time before their age ever makes sense or is worth celebrating and they wouldn’t have ever done that without guidance. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Where Every Action Actions Action

Most folks know about cause and effect. They realize they are connected but they haven’t tracked their signal to its origination so therefore don’t know if it switched that switch needing switching. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yer Allaways Into Yerself Only If You Can Get Beyond Jealousy

You’re so fucking into yourself! Its all about you, You, YOU! You selfish motherfucker! Thank you, friend. Barry out. Say pal, you eating that popcorn…? Participation matters bitch.

Have You Ever Climbed A Gloma-Atov?

Many folks alter their history. They do it by anticipating whether or not to pull in behind that tanker trailer. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sniffin’ Just The Tiniest Bit ‘O Flour Can Turn You Into A Dough Head

Most folks know about propaganda. They don’t keep up with every thing Justin Beiber or the Enquirer have to say so it really don’t apply to them why…? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Even Not Caring A Little Bit Today Equals A Pile ‘O Not Caring Over Time

Most folks know about babysitters. They aren’t expected to be better caregivers than the parents or every kid would grow up giving a care. Thank you, friend. Barry out. The Toxicity of Childhood Loneliness… Dr Faye Snyder

Things Are So Bloody Good For Us That We Spin Our Wheels All De Day

Most folks have leisure time. They watch television, attend sporting and entertainment events not to mention having 140 online friends and this shit adds up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And Inside Prison It’s Just Like Downtown. Look Anywhere But In People’s Eyes.

Most folks believe they are in their bodies. They understand that a person’s eyes are the windows to their soul and if everyone’s soul was laid bare there would be hell to pay. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

We Are Waay Too Big For Those Stupid Old Britches

Most folks have never heard of the Yanomami tribe. They are a small group of natives who live in the Amazon rainforest and left to their very own devices they bred jealousy, mistrust and mandated docility through brutality and then Mister Chagnon went and gave them guns. Thank you, friend. Barry out. From Wikipedia: “As […]

I Can’t Make You Do Anything But I Can Make You Wish You Had, Said Sarge.

Most folks know about military battle. They assume it is a necessary part of being civilized but they fail to make the connection between tanks and taxes. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Helmet tip to the U.S. Marines for the title of this story. Smashing Pumpkins-Disarm

Don’t Imagine The Crowd Controlling You And It Won’t Won’t Won’t

Many folks know about group think. They also understand that the odd person is determined to didge when everyone else dodges because they can can can. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Just trying to break the hypnosis is all.

And If You Celebrate EVERY Day Most People Think That Sweird

Many folks commemorate birthdays. They also flip a big shindig on religious holidays, legal holidays and every time the fire alarm goes off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Raping And Murdering Ain’t Just A Horrible Human Habit

Most folks know about mother nature. They see her as fuzzy and cozy and all nicey-nice when that bitch is so cruel that she will fuck you over even after yer dead. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Shits weird out there. The Other Side of Otters

Curiosity Only Kills Fat Cats

Most folks want things to improve. They would also like them to stay the same if possible but that ain’t possible. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Lets Not Stand Around Talking About It He Said. We’ll Re-Do It Four Times Instead.

My father was big on not discussing stuff before we tackled it. We’ll formulate a game-plan on the fly he’d say. Only its a bit too late to consider wheels fer landing once a project is airborne and that probably explains why we crashed so often. Course, we never ever got that high so we […]

Say Pal Any Idea If This Casino Is Fixed? Gee, I’m Not Sure… The City IS.

Many folks know about multi-level games. They understand that the playas have an arrangement with their families, the team docktor, each other, their coaches and management not to mention the fans, team owners and their fervent supporters. Thank you, friend. Barry out. The Silver Seas – Catch Yer Own Train

Rapid Information Overlay Technology Knows Me Better Than I Do

Most folks assume they’re being followed. They recognize the person in their rear view mirror and dude two coffees up is a regular liner upper and their cubicle is kitty corner from their supervisors who reviews everything about their performance and attitude semi-annually. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Course the United States is the only […]

Den Massa Let Us Go. He Release Our Chains To A Big, Much Better Plantation.

Many folks know that life is a game. They understand that just like every other game where score is being kept there’s gonna be some winners and some losers and depending on who is running the ball they might never trade places. Thank you, friend. Barry out. LIBOR Scandal More Than Fraud – Whole Game […]

He’s Not Getting Clumsier With Age He Just Really Likes Cleaning Shit Up

Most folks know about motor skills. They swing their arms and turn their head sometimes at the same time and you won’t find them knocking crap over on account of it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Hyperbole? Hyperbole?! Never In A Million Years Would I Employ Hyperbole!

Most folks know about truth stretching. They understand that at certain times certain people may pull certain legs a certain amount but thats it. Thank you, friend. Barry out. What’s Up (Hey, What’s Going On)

Yer People What Pay Attention To Rules Hardly Ever Need ‘Em

Most folks stay within reason. They don’t keep kicking someone when they’re down and they don’t expect to be kicked if they’re ever down and they’d find it amusing that we’re even talking about it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

We Needed Laws Against Speeding Cause Cars Would Sometimes Fly Right By Us

Most folks know all limits have tolerances. They understand that almost everyone allows a ten percent margin and who ever wanders outside that line ain’t following the rules on purpose. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

American Conformity And Lack Of Individualism Amused Carl Jung In 1913

Many folks know about mind reading. They first attempt to decipher their own and if that works they move onto mind number two and if that works then its onto the collective unconscious. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Carl Gustav Jung A Biography by Frand McLynn page 215.  

This Way Here Is UnConWenchional. Sissies Please Choose Another Path.

Most folks know about uphill battles. They understand that it is waay preferable to defend the high ground then charge blindly toward certain slaughter in a rain of hellfire assisted by that damned downhill pull. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Phil Collins – In The Air Tonight

Being So Certain He Knew Dude’s Stance Meant He Never Really Knew Him At All

Most folks need help. They may not know what kind of help or how much they need, they just know they need it. Thank you, friend. Barry out. j.j.cale-Anyway The Wind Blows