Archive for September, 2013

Hype-Pocracy Is Yer Most Dangerous Kinda Fibbin’

Most folks expect theives to be stealthy. They are thrown for a loop when chez scoundrel turns out in a designer suit or a uniform. Thank you,  friend. Barry out.

People Want Things Until They Can Have Them Then They Want Something Else

Most folks yearn for something new. They seek out fresh, novel choices and yet the instant they become available there is scale tipping cost to be counted. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There It Was, Right There… Right In Front Of Him! He’d Spent Eons Overlooking It!

Most folks have blind spots. They mistakenly imagine them to be from the inside out when the big mothers run outside in. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Dude, He Wanted The Seasons Bad And The Seasons, They Wanted Dude Too.

Many folks live by the clock. They sleep, eat and shit not when they want to but when some one else gives ’em da signal to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Royalty Needed An Impressionable Opponent And In Came Religion. Religion Needed An I. O. And Who Income? Da State

Most folks know about gangs. They usually don’t know though that not all gangs gang up on each other on accounta corralling kicking up paydirt. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

The Past Can Be Altered Once Homeostasis Has A Name

Most folks wake up as the same person every day. They recognize themselves instantly and are gratified at being the same somebody that slipped into nighty nightsville a few hours earlier and only if they can escape this self imposed prison will they be able to assign new meanings to the reality that unfolded before them. Thank you, friend. […]

Everything Don’t Happen For A Reason But One Can Be Made Up Post Event

Most folks assign significance. They provide credibility through their attention and plausibility through their actions and if that isn’t enough they fabricate incontrovertible proof. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

How Do You Know Your City Is In Trouble? Look…You’re Getting A Stadium!

Most folks know about sports. They see it as a healthy diversion where games are played clean and nothing is contrived and the outcome is anybody’s guess. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Democracy Is A Dandy Place Where People Choose The Name Of Herr Collector

Most folks pay their taxes. They then sit back, having done their part, and watch the loot handlers use that same cash to secure a loan that their kids will be forced to pay. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Oh yeah, democracy is THE SHIT.

The World Has Cliffs That Move On Their Own And Look, One Slipped Under You.

Most folks know about mighty waterfalls. They usually view them from safe distances unless strapped into a bobbing barrel filling with gurgling hints of pending demise. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Fuck Fukushima. Its nothing. Nothing I say!

Even The Animals, Once They Jumped The Fence, Were Never “Fenced In” Again

Most folks stay away from the edge. They don’t walk that fine line called the outer limit on account of being fear full of the personality they would meet. Thank you, friend Barry out.

His Hugs Resembled Suffocation & Then He Sold Them Something For The Pain

Most folks know about claustrophobia. They get all panicked in tight spaces which leads to rolling through stop signs, not staying stopped at red vacant middle-of-the-night lights & a mittful of high anxiety meds. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Hurting, After A While, Became The Thing To Do And He Didn’t Want To Hurt Alone

Most folks complain. They feel its better to whine than face the horrid fact of voluntary entrapment. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And Just In Case He Lost His Will Dude Murmured “Yay! All Shit Adds Up!”

Most folks know nada about Kaizen. They have no idea how small, continuous enhancements exponentially improve reality and they could really give two shits what exponentially means. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Costs Were Not Counted And Nothing Was Stopped So Over The Edge They Went

Most folks have no system. They therefore also have no processes to follow and nothing to contrast anything else. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Smiled On Account Of The Pain Reminding Him That Living Exacts A Price

Most folks have aches. They might gripe about them from time to time but if the ache is allowed into theit belly that there is a whole other can ‘o worms. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude’s Mind Was Questionable But His Body Made Lotsa Sound

Most folks don’t love their body. They love everybody and everything else, sure, but you (hopefully) won’t catch them lovin’ on demself. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There Was No Need To Talk, They Were Going Where Everyone Was Going

Most folks can tell a cow from a horse. They can’t tell them much though on accounta horses and cows are headed where they are headed and only trickery will change their mind. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Game Shows Man We Need More Game Shows Man

Most folks are ticklish. They might never have twanged their funny bone though but if they did, they would be well aware that some things called funny ain’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Everything About Cyclops Was Big, Even The Size Of His Mistakes

Most folks are headed for trouble. They look for it every day in every way so they can get out of its way. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

In Place Of Love They Agreed Upon Some Cutsie Sounding Names

Many folks have special relationships with pets. They adore their faithful companion and if Tippy likes you then they will too but they’ll appreciate you only as long as Ruffy’s bark don’t start to bite. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

To Live In Sweet, So Bloody Sweet, Dreamy Dream Dream Dream Dreams.

Many folks invoke supreme curiosity. They wonder what is really possible if they plan their effort so shit begins adding up and makes them the benificiary of the same talent ordinarily given to bosses. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Realized He Was Of Two Minds So He Fired Both Guns At Once

Most folks remember names. They sometimes remember them once they’ve stopped trying to and in a horrible display of wastefulness never wonder how they did it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Everything Hopefully Wants A Taste Of Human

Most folks consume stuff. They are also sometimes con sumed by stuff which finds being human more de-lish than they do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Were Third Person Living All Over That Place Where No One Can Pin Anybody Down

Many folks talk behind others backs. They often don’t intend for the stabbed party to hear their words repeated unless they’re sorta talking right at them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

When BatShit Crazy Works

Most folks know about normal. They imagine it staying the same but nothing could be further from the truth. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Their Lives Were Surrounded By The Essence Of Themselves & Explained The Averted Gaze

Most folks have a signature. They scratch out a unique effect to prove to the future that yes indeed they were here. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many Were Surprised That A Side Effect Of Nuclear Was Continuous & Pervasive Fibbing

Most folks know about Fukushima. They are mislead to believe that that the meltdowns which occurred there were made in Japan. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Beggar Knew English And FoulMouth Too But Neither Really Very Well

Many folks are aware of their smoke signals. They understand that unless someone or something puts them out they will huff and puff until the cows come home. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

You Won’t Belong She Said And In A Second He Said He Wouldn’t

Many folks have shocking as a middle name. They are shocked when shit don’t go their way and shocked when people don’t take them seriously and shocked when nobody gives a shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.