Archive for April, 2014

Dude Didn’t Want No Trouble Naw But Trouble Don’t Ask It Does

Most folks avoid dark alleys. They rightly imagine tough stuff flowing down those shadowed lanes and their future whispers no don’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Well, lookie what da win blew in… Yelawolf – Pop The Trunk

Don’t Lean Against This Animal No. This Sonofabitch Will Bite You!

Most folks know about force. They would employ it only as a last resort but they know a certain state that will  yard iron a lifetime before them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Shit up and dig! Ludlow Massacre

Before: Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous. Now: Bad Boys Whacha Gonna Do?

Most folks have lined up. They usually want whatever they are lining up for though, even if they may not be overjoyed at lining up for it. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Line up pally. Stay in line.

So Many Things Were True, True, True That No One Believed The Simple Truth.

Many folks know about reality. They understand that reality can never be fully comprehended because it is revealed from the bottom up and as everyone knows, bottoms up is a beginning. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Find Out Who Yer Down Line Is Cause When They’re Down They Need A Line

Most folks require support. They want someone to see their view and to commiserate with them and if they are unable to attract the necessary skeletal support they will slowly suck yer bone marrow. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Mindfulness Is A Tippy Thing

Most folks are semi compassionate. They scrunch their shoulders and wince whenever they encounter injury on account of an ability to feel the pain of others yet sanity demands they also quickly forget. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Find A Release For Yer Pressure Or Yer Pressure Will Make Its Way Out

Most folks lose it. They have had it, all they can take and whoever doesn’t get that is gonna get it! Thank you, Barry out.

Mistakes WILL Curse You If You Don’t Give Them What They Want

Most folks are paying attention. They aren’t paying much but they at least leave tips and as everyone knows, one must be a pretty good server to live on tips alone. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Mistakes want recognition! They deserve it for criminy’s sake!

All That Stood ‘Tween Dude And Vacation Was A Couple Little Stop ‘N Frisks

Most folks consider themselves free. They don’t have huge welts from snappy mind changers on their back and the boss says if they don’t feel well go home because the last damn thing our division needs is everyone callin’ in sick on accounta you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Yeah, Yer Following A Path Alright But Which One And Is It Yours?

Most folks have dreams. They often relegate them to the dark recesses of their minds though, totally oblivious to the bunch that want out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

To Not See The Monster Following Him Dude Was Forced To Avert His Gaze

Most folks are plagued. They often don’t realize what is plaguing them though on account of ignoring their behind. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

To Hell With Headstones! Get A Website!

Most folks know about grass. They understand that grass must  be seeded, watered, cut, kept off of and that’s just for people who love grass! Thank you, friend. Barry out. The NSA ain’t wiping any hard drives so whatever you put on the web, she gonna stay rat on dat web…

Acting Smart Ain’t A Bad Thing, Dude Found Out Five Decades Later.

Many folks have been told to shut up. They understand that the shutter-upper doesn’t want to hear one more peep outa the shut-up’s mouth even if it might somehow deflect the downfall of said shutter-upper. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

OK, There Are Worms Which Walk Upright. Big Deal. So There’s Walking Worms.

Many folks can see things differently. They look not once but twice, three times if they have to and even one more for the Gipper if someone they trust can simply spark their boundless attention. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Said To The Celery Prior To Eating, You’re Going To Really Love Being Human.

Most folks know that plants were here first. They understand that plants required a good relationship with dirt and dirt needed water and water air. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Daddy Of The World Wants To Spank Us, That’s Why The Slap On The Gas.

Most folks know about blankets. They have had them and then had them taken away and once they have had blankets, they don’t want them taken away. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yes, You Can Guess What’s Going To Happen But Remember, It’s Just A Guess.

Many folks make predictions. They get worse at making good predictions though when they fail to notice the contrast between guessing and predicting. Thank you, friend. Barry out.   Prediction must contain proof. Verbalization. Written evidence. Confabulations. Collaboration. Discussion. Planning. Keen Observation. Motivation. Discernible Activity. Once a person figures out how something might happen they then […]

Just Say D’Oh!

Come ‘n git me grassy knoll bitches!   Most folks know about slogans. They once said Loose Lips Sink Ships and How Bout A Nice Big Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up and who can forget Just Say No! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

First Time Dude Ever Heard A Cop Lie

At age nineteen I operated an autobody shop I had purchased from my father. In that shop I rebuilt a car for a friend’s brother who was disinterested in retrieving the car once it was complete. Periodic bills (I’m a fucking autobody guy, not some accountant!) failed to attract his interest. Finally one day after one […]

First Get Rid Of Imagination And Corruption Will Surely Follow

Most folks think the best. They make plans and expect them to turn out even tho’ they might be based on the flimsiest of everybody’s a bit wrong assumptions. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

For Certain Normal Had Cleared The Bridge. Yep. Normal Was Out The Bridge.

Many folks can smell a rat. They have this second sense to a primary sense that tells them exactly when shit is headed south. Thank you, friend. Barry out. RCMP inspector facing sexual assault charges

Hold That Thought For Twenty One Daze Then Drift From Public Consciousness.

After 35 days, Flight 370 is still missing without a trace. Gone from the world’s view and out of worldview. Because even planets live only so long. So too events only live so long. Live on, live on flight 370. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

The Cops Brought Yer Good Citizen’s Award So Raise Yer Hands & Back On Out.

Most folks know about lawbreakers. They understand that if police officers are around then it is quite likely that laws have been or are about to be broken. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

In Each Person Is A Success Formula That Reads From The Inside Out

Many folks think about themselves. They don’t think well of themselves, simply about how this shit went sideways or how that dream sucked the hind tit and yet few of them wonder if the odor of moron is inside their clothing or out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Give The Hill You Climb A Name To Get Acquainted With Yer Testor

Most folks struggle. They often don’t appreciate their struggles though and this leads to struggles coming & going instead of getting to know the nay naybors. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

No, He Didn’t Necessarily Want Pain But Jeepers What Was A Day Without It?

Many folks are addicted to hurting. They enjoy their own pain on account of there being nothing else to enjoy  but if they can’t enjoy their own pain they enjoy the pains of others. Thank you, friend. Barry out. I believe they’re called talk and entertainment shows.

In The Distance… Rumbling. From The Rough Roads Which Brought Dude Here.

Many folks make their own way. They head out and continue  heading out until heading out is normal because there resides the remainder. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Glen Phillips-The hole (Breaking Bad) 

Dude Had A Way Of Catching His Leg Right In The Jaws Of Dogs

Many folks can smell crazy. They whiff it from a mile away on account of  that odor driving them friggin’ nutso. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Wait, Wait. Yer A Lightweight.

Most folks attract gravity. They normally attract a certain amount & occasionally when proximate to hi-way buffets a bit more. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Outrun Yer Nightmares? Quite Possible. But Not The Wayback Machine.

Most folks have a past. They might even know that their past is fixed in history which for a lot of ’em means no Santa. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Maybe you should have thought before writing all that sheeeiit. Ya think?! 407 Billion web pages saved over time.