Archive for July, 2014

They Valued The Children So Damn Much They Built Roads Around Every School

Many folks know about design. They understand that there is a way to contain the animals so they don’t interact with customers of the zoo. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Asses To Ashes. Ashes To Asses. Shit Is Suspended In The Wash.

Many folks know about life. They understand that it don’t matter what crap one does, it’s how the crap is done that counts. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Doing shit with love is tough. It’s way easier to do without it.

Who Is Going To Be Your Daddy? The Lawn? The Loot? The Boot’n Scoot?

Many folks know about nothing. They understand that it lasts forever & if a person don’t realize that everything comes from it and  goes back to it, they could wind up stirring the wrong pot. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Time To Be Afraid Has Passed. Sorry Pal. You Missed It.

Most folks know about fear. They understand that fear can be extremely helpful when applied correctly but when wasted on only slightly scary events, fear loses its shine. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

To Draw A Line Where There Isn’t One

Most folks know about corners. They back themselves into ’em all the time and if no one pools them outa their know where angle they get stuck. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Little Life Was All Dude Wanted. Just A Little Life Is All.

Most folks are a flash in the pan. They seldom leave a mark except for where they fell and even then someone else tends to it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Certainly He Added Up To Zero. But It Was A Big, Fat, Zero.

Most folks have sold off tomorrow. They would like to take some  time off or call in sick but they can’t on accounta most every daze ain’t theirs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The King Did It. The Queen Did It. Soon Everyone Was Pooping Indoors.

Many folks know about gems. They understand that if stones weren’t worth a cuppa crapola then yer glass cutters’d vanish. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

He Got Away. Got Away. Straight Into A Bottle. But Yeah, He Got Away.

Most folks are being chased by something. They might be hunted by Could It Be?  or Mighta Bin Awesome or please not the horrible Cursed From Birth There’s Nuttin’ I Could Do but the moment they recognize their spirit killer they can rassle ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And If You Get There Before The Money Gets There Just Wait. Yeah. Wait…

Most folks want to be happy. They will be happy when their boss retires, that jerk next door sells his house or when that new government gets in. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Stop Saying Yer Sorry And Act Like You Are

Many folks know about screens. They understand that screens segregate items without needing a segregator. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Earth. The Earth Comes Outa Itself And We Must Too.

Most folks know who they are. They cart around plenty of evidence to support that assertion but few will ever find out who they can be. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Grass, trees, plants and humans all reach for the stars and every bit of dust we kick up adds to the bigness of Mother Earth. […]

With Huge Stalk Snappers All Over Its Bottom. It Was Awesome Dee Dawsom!

This frog. This frog watched him. He watched it back for a second as he passed. Coulda run it over with the lawnmower but didn’t. In the blink of an eye lives were saved.  At least life. A life. And maybe not a blink in time for sir frogster.  Probably more like an hour. In […]

LySergic acid Diethylamide Didn’t Affect Dude

  How Dude hates the Mozi-kins! He hates them oh so fine. If Mozi bones could be sweetened up, He’d dine on them full time.   Ah, the blood sucking Mozi-clan! Kamikaze in scope. They’ll lick eyes, taste ears and butt holes too, There’s no end to their rope.   The Mozi’s suck it up […]

Trying Hard Means A Lotta Mistakes Some Of Which Will Be Big

You can’t be wrong about all things. Once in a while, whether you like it or not, you’re gonna guess correctly. When that happens, run toward yer goal as fast as your surprised little legs will carry you. Run fast and strong toward that winning goal and pass the ball to a couple of other […]

Own Up To More Than Just Yerself

Most folks know about value. They see it as something they purchase with money their boss gives ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was A Beneficent God, Just Destroying Things In His Path.

Most folks kill stuff. They slaughter or sanction the slaughter of millions of living things daily either through consuming ’em or smear ing ’em all over the front of vehicles and fantastic speed blades. Thank you, friend. Barry out. If yer living in low earth orbit as in grass or just above the ground, mankind got you in its […]

Murphies Law Has A High Gear

Most folks know about shit. They understand that it can happen in an instant and usually at not a good time and when its really wound up shit comes in flurries. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There Was A Hand Full Of Mind Change In Everything!

Most folks expect improvement. They want grocery producers to create  new and improved stuff, clothing manufacturers to stitch more comfortable and functional threads and yet few settle on similar goals for their own betterment, thereby growing comparatively worse. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And He’d Strap On To That Lawnmower And Fly Away

Most folks stay trapped. They forget that every human can be in two places at once even though only one of them can be seen by onlookers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Plants Want In. Animals Want In. Water Wants In. You Come Too.

Most folks know about invitations. They feel it is rude to crash a party to which they have not been invited and yet they consider their life to be just such a party where invites go out to everyone except the host. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Don’t Fool Yerself, Fool Yerself. Let Other People Do It.

Most folks are stupid. They usually have no idea what it is they are stupid about but let ’em hang for a bit with a few other stupeedos and they’ll tell ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out. People could point out how smart you are but no. They don’t.

If You Are Not A Tool You Will Be Surrounded By Them

Most folks know about torque. They see it as political influence or who got the bigger machete but whatever they call it, it exists. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Course, just cause yer surrounded by tools doesn’t mean u ain’t one yerself. Maybe a power tool is all. Check fer umbilical. Operator.

Admit Mistakes Early And Often. Too Often Tho’ & You’ll Be Gone Early.

Many folks learn. They see the cycles of life and jump out their way. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

I’m Saying To You Not Sane To You

Many folks know about ambiguity. They understand that just the right amount of maybe-shit makes the medicine go down and stay down. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Yeah, does ya handle Occam’s Razors? I needs me some… K. One. Halope…?

Look Away, Look Away One Step Or Two And We’ll See The Real You.

Most folks have an effect. They discount it so much it usually adds up to little more than three times their salary but anyone not afraid of their shadow can be worth quite the pretty penny. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

People Must Help. Find Ways To Let Them Help, But Don’t Go Looking For It.

Most folks know about grinding. They understand that grinding  ain’t good even when it feels good as in grinding teeth to avoid bed wetting. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

His Eyes Said Why’ont You Curb That Shit But His Lips. Stayed. Closed.

Many folks know about true respect. They understand that that shit talks ten ways from Sunday with nary a spoken word. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

No Need To Fear Death, It Doesn’t Even Care Yer Coming.

Most folks know about alive. They understand that alive means the alive thing can do stuff, think stuff and say stuff and even if it does none of those, that don’t count as dead. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

People Got Limited Room In Their Life. You Will Be Squeezed Out.

Most folks can write. They don’t though. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Oh, so yer the big cheese are ya? Well son, please meet Ali-grator…