Archive for November, 2014

Everything Sorry

Most folks make mistakes. They make more mistakes then they make apologies though, and for this we need guns. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Once You Are Futt

  When you say grace, Do you say grace? Or do you ask for grace from grace whence comes all grace? When you say please. Do you mean please? The please these bastards wring from anyone and everyone they please? Please… Nigga, it’s a tease. It shows a weakness on your doorstep allowing breeze. Please… […]

When Yer An AssWhole

 *** Some of the timelines here are wonky (fear screws with time and what have you) but evidence is still ah, being extracted from the perpetrator and in the end everything will line up nicely. Thank you. ***   5:15.00 PM I ask my lovely girlfriend: could she make us some french fries? Yes she can! […]

The Tide Comes In, The Tide Goes Out. The Tide, It Comes And Goes.

Most folks desire change. They would like someone else to hand it to them, slip it over them or let them climb into it but change is what they want. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Course, if change is tough then shit can stay the same. Just sayin’.

Even Yer Best Friend Climbing Yer Frame Can Scratch The Shit Outa You

Most folks don’t want to hurt others. They know about the stories of how shit adds up and the last thing they want to add up to is collateral damage. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Once Yer Dentures Have Been In The Toilet, Everything Tastes A Little Off.

Most folks don’t eat shit. They will take it if they have to and give a shit when it’s necessary but shit once in their mouth and the party’s over. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Don’t Wait To Get Old. Get Old To Better Wait.

Most folks have patience. They have enough if this asshole gets outa their way and moron don’t open his door when they try to squeeze through but Jesus, how much does it take?! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Think About What Yer Gonna Do Because Yer Gonna Be Doing Something

Most folks have mused that they didn’t think. They didn’t think dude would get killer mad over a barking dawg and they didn’t think buddy would mind them cutting in line and they didn’t think they would be lying in this hospital bed thinking. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Sir Indefatigable Jack The Ass Kisser

  Oy, what? What the hell is up with me? Why I gotta go kiss all those asses? What’s wrong with me? Why, why, why can’t I stop?! Please! PLEASE SOMEONE STOP ME!   I doubt anyone could. Is there a twelve step program for ass kissing? Probably is. But I ain’t kissing up to […]

And If The Old Soldiers Get Outa Hand, The Young Soldiers Will Reign ‘Em In.

Most folks know about ex. They understand that ex is an echo from the past and just listening makes it fade away. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Bad Shit Happens To Good People. And Bad People Hate Good Shit Wink Wink.

Many folks know about circumstances. They understand that when circumstances change, they must change or shit will be changed for them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

Then Things Got Bad. Then Even Worse. Then Not Too Bad Then Good.

Most folks know about ferris wheels. They first must see themselves on the ferris wheel before they can see this better view, then see things as they were, then their bigger view again. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yer Not As Smart You Think You Are. Yer Not As Smart As You Think You Are. Yer…

Most folks have a blind side. They have no clue though, which side it could be. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Heaven Wrecked

Most folks know about the future. They have a pretty good idea what will happen tomorrow and the day after that and the day after that fucking day. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Size Big Boy

Most folks don’t like shit. They could care less  how many retards like blue cheese or salmon fish damn sandwiches. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

And Every Time Dude Opened His Mouth, Shit Came A Flyin’ Out.

Most folks tell stories. They say “I’ll do that next Tuesday” and “That ain’t mine” and who can forget, “I didn’t leave that there” ? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Flaunted Wealth Haunts

Many folks are well off. They struggle, yes,  but their struggle births options. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Very Same Voice What Nags You Can Also Kiss Yer Boo Boo

Most folks beat themselves up. They punch and pummel themselves for acting like such an ass and my gawd what will the neighbors think?! Thank you, friend. Barry out. Start with the easy stuff: “You’re not such a fucking retard.” “There’s plenty more stupid idiots in the world besides you.” Working up to: “Ima try […]

If Every Attempt At Improvement Led To Improvement

  Who wouldn’t improve if it was a given? You try to fly and bingo! You fly! You don’t leap to your death from the Eiffel Tower in front of thousands of grin-gasping spectators, wearing yer flappy coat / body bag, fake wings combo.   Do you really, really, really want to fly?  Cause it’s rough […]

Constraint Theory Illuminates Kicked Cans Path

Most folks desire improvement. They would like it quickly and painlessly and if it could be delivered free of charge that would work. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Kick that can and keep kicking it until you can pick it up and throw it!

Trust, Like A House, Is Built Over Time But The Suckers Burn Down Fast.

Most folks require assistance. They yearn for someone to help carry an awkward load which doesn’t include reciprocation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yer Good And Bad Anxiety

Most folks have been on the hook. They were concerned about how many chickens were coming home to roost and the job of separating chicken shit & eggs. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Was Even Mediocre At Being Mediocre

Many folks go all out. They get straight to the point and don’t mince words on account of easy going leaving a marky mark mark. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Now, don’t get me wrong…

When Dude Was In Amway It Wasn’t A Cult

Many folks skip family reunions. They are too busy with work or their vehicle requires repairs, not because their brain is washed.  Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Saw The Shadow Of A Monstrosity Lying In Wait For Him

Shh! Up ahead… Quiet. We’ll sneak up on it. Shh, I said! Jesus! Don’t you know the meaning of shh?! Sorry, he whispered. Jesus, I whispered back. Shut the fuck up! You’ll scare it away! You bastard, you’ll scare it away…   Yeah, you’d like that. To scare it away. Before I even got a […]

Slow And Steady Don’t Win The Race But What If This Ain’t A Race?

Most folks wake up. They usually employ a mechanism to wake themselves though without realizing that sleep only correlates with time. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

You Can Bet There’s Trouble When The Gamblers Stop Gambling

Most folks know about casinos. They understand that casinos shear sheep without sheep seeing the shears becausa the wool being pulled over their eyes. Thank you, friend. Barry out. For sale cheap in Atlanta: Big Buildings Based on Betting. Leeson to da bird call, macau, macau, macau!

You Can Do What You Want If People Want You To

Many folks know about value. They understand that value exists in the eye of the beholder so no beholder, no value. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Turn Yerself In Or Turn Yerself Out But Turn Baby Turn!

Most folks know about static. They feel the energy coursing through space and they see it manifest through clicks and sparks and seemingly stationary things. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Find A Hole And Fill It Until Yer Fillin’ Holes With Holes

Most folks know about black holes. They understand that black holes are crazy mysterious while at the same time forgetting that they wear two. Thank you, friend. Barry out.