Archive for January, 2015

And Then He Made ‘Em Do What They Wanted To Do

Most folks do what they’re told. They don’t talk to themselves either. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Didn’t See The Wrecking Ball Until Its Shadow Fell Upon Them

Most folks avoid reflecting. They would rather let sleeping dawgs lie than hear more druthers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Ain’t No Meet’ns For Assoholics

I am a lovaholic. Ima wirkaholic, jerkaholic, cataholic too. Ima nalcoholic, yelloholic, dreamaholic blue. Ima godsaholic, frolicaholic and a friendaholic to you. Yeah, you could call me and you wouldn’t be wrong, Mister Lifeaholic. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Unpack Yer Brilliance

Most folks have a prize. They have it right there in their luxurious lap but still they don’t unwrap. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

As Shit Rolls Downhill, So Can You.

Most folks make shit hard. They don’t understand that shit don’t need to be hard, it can be soft & easy to push around. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

God Will Get His Stuff Back

Many folks do what they can. They understand they could do more with added effort but they remember that it ain’t about showing off it’s up. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Water Runs Out Yer Face

Most folks don’t want to drip. They may allow just a bit to save their arse from being laughed off but that’s all. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude’s Name Was Cliff. He Was A Buffalo Trapper.

Most folks run over stuff. They spend past their credit limit & drive faster than the speed limit and don’t wanna be called on either. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

A Lot Of His Effort Went Into Piss And Not Enough Into Vinegar

Most folks take breaks. They try to not let them touch though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

To Those Refusing To Employ Their Pareidolia

You correlator, you regulator, You prognosticator, you. You fantastigator, elevator, You sayer of will do. You feelgooder, dogooder, Never good enough you. You designer, deviner, Baby how can you lose? Life don’t have cruise. But loads of crews to amuse with your pattern. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Yo Lazy Bastards, Meet Uncle Occam.

Seem poe. Sim po. Simmy popo. Po. All together now…   Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Oh Yeah, They Were Pie-on-ears.

Most folks know about clear thinking. They would be thinking on track, thinking like a team player and not like those bastard cake eaters. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Answer The Door… Answer The Door! Bear Bear Commanded.

Most folks know the big bad wolf. They know mastress wolfster’s scent so well that just a whiff of wolfster wildness is all it takes to make a beggar beg to differ. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Just Because You Named A Kid Doesn’t Mean They’re Yours

Most folks know about ears. They hear through them and try to keep them from getting sun burnt and nada smaller than an elbow in them, why? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

THIS LIFE: Where Dreams Come True.

Remembering a dream is difficult. Realizing a dream is more difficult. Continued dream realization is even more difficult yet. Yet some do it. Dream. They dream then do it then dream. Easy doesn’t do it. Not even close. THEY do it.   Thank you, friend. Bsrry out.

Ivan The Talking Cat

Ivan out? I ask. Ivan out?! I’ve asked a thousand times. Ivan out? as Ivan and I stand at the door. Ivan looks up at me, head almost upside down. Course Ivan wants out you idiot fat cat! Open this door or put the handle where Ivan can reach it! So you can die an […]

When The Wall Is Upside-down The Writing Is Tough To Read

Most folks know about the hills. They just have no idea which way to head for them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Year Rules. Then This Month Rules Then This Week Rules Then

Most folks know about businesses. They understand that even though sometimes people live at their business, it’s okay to wander in. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Improvements Kill

I don’t want to be the same no more. My shit needs some changin up. But mah boys ain’t down with changes yo. They be investigatin my what up. Wassup? Wassup wit you? Mah boys would say. And they be axing me every day, You okay? That’s what they’d say. You don’t seem okay because […]

Being More Organized Than Everyone Else Is A Special Personal Hell

Most folks know about disapointment. They thought everything was so wonderful and they felt so accomplished until their rubbers met the road. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Don’t Need Me? Go Ahead And Fall Back.

Most folks request guidance. They are uncertain of their potential or opportunities so they troll for every opinion but their own. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The New Way Of Fighting Looks Nothing Like Fighting

Most folks know about evolution. They know it when they see it but who can tell shit is headed south before it even heads that way? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Life Has Grow Stages And Gross Stages

Most folks secrete stuff. They sweat, spit and shit and after and up to a certain age can control when to do so. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Life Is A Party You Wanna Be The Last To Leave

Most folks want to wake up. They are not so involved in a dream that they can’t leave, not now, not me! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Mister Fleshburn Was A Strange Old Dude Who Liked To Be Called Dee Evil

Most folks know about names. They understand that names are special grunts which are aimed at specific entities when their attention is ripe for capture. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Universe Reads Like An Open Book When You Decipher The Language Of Hints

Most folks know about puzzles. They know about puzzles on account of they themselves being the most challenging puzzle of all. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

When Love Is Injected At Just The Right Spot, No Flight Or Fight Response.

Most folks have been paralyzed. They were paralyzed with fear or paralyzed by wonderous beauty but no matter the cause, they were stuck there in the present. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You Can

You want to change the world? You can! Change the world by changing yourself. You can! Change yourself and others will change. Their point of view will change. Their minds will change. Their words will change. Their world will change. Your world will change. It can and will. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Do Those Jobs Others Won’t Do And Afterwards Eat No Sandwiches

Most folks can’t deal with shit. They can take a bit and give a bit but in the long run they just want to get their shit together and get over it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Imagine A Terrible Loss Of Love Then Imagine That Lost Love Found

Most folks know about expectation. They expect their commands to be carried out and expect it all to come off without a hitch while perched precariously on a pull-out rug. Thank you, friend. Barry out.