Archive for March, 2019

An Asshole’s Hegelian Dialectic

Fo’ sho’ he was an asshole. He had those asshole ways. And without any effort He could asshole on for daze! Sometimes he would wonder. As assholes seldom do. What made me such an asshole? Can I dam my river of poo? Maybe read a book or Take a course or join a goddamn church. […]

He Was Good On Taxes

He just paid income tax and Tax on his gas and the gasser Paid their taxes all the way down. He paid their tax, too. On his car, too. Every fucking thing in his house was taxed too! His food. His clothes. The fooders and the clothers. He paid their tax too! They told him […]

His Initiative Showed None

You don’t quit, you don’t start. You’ve turned not trying Into an art. You don’t follow direction But want us all to becon To your call. It ain’t your fault. It’s a default. For the not so innocent bystander.

He Was A Small Man Baring His Cross

He could hear the birds, or not. He could flail in this net But he was caught. And goddammit, these were problems. Andy had no way to solve them. So he cried out to the night. You know this isn’t right! Andy’s damn near outa fight! But the universe wants more. And Andy, that’s your […]

Mike Roe And Mike

As below. So above. Things never fit. Like a glove.

Your Days Are Numbered Now Name Them

Six hundred years old. On his thirty-ninth childhood. Jonah finally learned to shit his pants. He could shit those pants with ease, now. No need to scare shit out. All done with zero grunting, he was proud… Ya gotta learn to shit yourself, he knew. If it takes six hundred years. Cause once you learn […]

If You Need To Be Angry

A punching bag, you’re not. But, here you are… caught. In the eye of a drama storm. Drama storm. Drama storm. Turn and torn. Man you rustled bag! You Hag! Queen of Drama, Storm!

Suggestions Dropped Like Grenades To Fall On

The Boogieman wears my droopy pants. The Boogieman wears my shoes. The Boogieman, he limits me. Tells me what to choose. Fear this, fear that. My Boogieman knows just where it’s at.

Staying Where God Wants You

Pretend you are a fuckwit. A moron and a gloat. Pretend you’ve nothing to offer. Then think about your oath. Your oath. Your oath… Just think about your oath. To UPHOLD life. Against all strife. And now, apparently, you’re in it. It’s time for you to bring it. Sing or just wingding it. But Madame […]

The Stupid Future And Past

It hit him in the gut. Right. In. The. Gut. Weren’t no ifs, no ands or buts. There it was and just because It was there, he could see it. He could feel it, be it. Let it run amok. Or he could look away. Go and play. He could really not give a fuck. […]

If You Open The Door For God He Will

The Devil makes you do stuff. You don’t want to do. And God, he wants whatever you want. Cause God, he works through you. Satan works in other folks. Via tempers they can’t control. They stab you once maybe fitty times And you don’t ever say whoa! … See, God and Lucifer, at your beck […]

The Deadly Lack Of Imagination

They didn’t think it was a bear. Just the shadow of a rock. Cause this bear never growled And it never, ever talked. It just cast this shadow. Not much there to know to Run this way or walk all day But some who say It’s a bear alright. We need more fright! And get […]

Everyone Wants A Slinky

Shh! No talking! No whispering, too! No damn winking or Smoke signals, you! An En Dee Aye. You sign today. And then you say Nothing. Keep it to yourself. You got bills to pay. You like dat car okay? Maybe your lips stay Close Ed.

In Liarland

When his lips were moving And his mouth was on this side. One could hear the fibs a tumbling. And, once in a while, collide. They painted a sunny picture Full of sunny, sunny ways. But the sun will gladly take your sight And leave you in a blinded daze. He lied and lied and […]