We Want You And Yer Joe King Outa Here
Many folks marry for hair.
They love someone
for their bushy
red mop and if the fucker don’t stay red they’re dead.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Beware Yer Inner Juggler
Many folks drag too heavy a load.
They don’t necessarily want to
but if they hang with with an
un-savvy motion detector they can overload themselves big time.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
The Unofficial Diminishment Committee
Many folks feel put down.
They wish they had
more power to do
shit but where does that come from?
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Stop putting yerself second. Get happy in a hurry and be satisfied with being disappointed you imagination freak.
If You Tell Your Manager To Fuck Off They’re Usually No Longer Yer Manager
Most folks lives are out of their control.
They do what they have to and ask
for what’s left on account of
that’s what their parents did and uh, why… there’s some other way?
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
You gotta be worth four times at least what your company is paying you or you wouldn’t have a job! Find something you love and do it part time until it pays you double what you were making with The Man. Take ten years to make the transition if necessary. Hell, take fifty!
Learn How To Speak BeeYach Before You Need To
Many folks have been accosted.
They were mostly unprepared for
their accosting on account of
not knowing about their reptilian brain.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Reptilian complex
http://psychology.wikia.com/wiki/Reptilian_complex
We “Domesticated” Dogs & Before Anyone Knew It We Were All Picking Up Shit
Many folks have pets.
They think they own them
but when the chips are
down they own them.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Dude’s Pedestal Ensured He Was A Big Fan ‘O Hierarchy
Many folks know about Ernest Shackleton.
They realize he was an outstanding explorer
of the Antarctic but what they don’t know
is that he also explored the depths of respectful human interaction.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
People who pull rank could learn a thing or two from the big braggart Shackleton.
Shackleton’s Way: Leadership Lessons from the Great Antarctic Explorer
http://www.amazon.com/Shackletons-Way-Leadership-Antarctic-Explorer/dp/0670891967
Bury Yer Fibs By Surrounding Yerself With Friendly Fellow Fibbers
Most folks know about politics.
They understand that anyone playing
that game must stretch the truth
on account of there ain’t enough to go around.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Ho hum. Jis another day in paradise…
Wealthy chief of staff, who gave Senator $90,000, is well known for his generosity, philanthropy
Tom Waits – “Bad As Me”
Oil Tycoons Adhere To Supply & Demand. We Have Loot And They Demand It.
Most folks know about scarcity.
They understand that when a product’s supply
is monopolized, questions of fair pricing create shits and giggles.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
Fucking predators oil companies are. One and all. First they rob the planet and then everyone on it.
Tom Waits – 16 Shells from a Thirty-ought-six
Busy Hands Make For Very Light Thinking
Most folks are head down arse up.
They row like the dickens even tho’
the captain set course for sheep reef.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
