We Want You And Yer Joe King Outa Here

Many folks marry for hair.

They love someone

for their bushy

red mop and if the fucker don’t stay red they’re dead.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

 

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Beware Yer Inner Juggler

Many folks drag too heavy a load.

They don’t necessarily want to

but if they hang with with an

un-savvy motion detector they can overload themselves big time.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

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The Unofficial Diminishment Committee

Many folks feel put down.

They wish they had

more power to do

shit but where does that come from?

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Stop putting yerself second. Get happy in a hurry and be satisfied with being disappointed you imagination freak.

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If You Tell Your Manager To Fuck Off They’re Usually No Longer Yer Manager

Most folks lives are out of their control.

They do what they have to and ask

for what’s left on account of

that’s what their parents did and uh, why… there’s some other way?

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

You gotta be worth four times at least what your company is paying you or you wouldn’t have a job! Find something you love and do it part time until it pays you double what you were making with The Man. Take ten years to make the transition if necessary. Hell, take fifty!

 

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Learn How To Speak BeeYach Before You Need To

Many folks have been accosted.

They were mostly unprepared for

their accosting on account of

not knowing about their reptilian brain.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Reptilian complex

http://psychology.wikia.com/wiki/Reptilian_complex

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We “Domesticated” Dogs & Before Anyone Knew It We Were All Picking Up Shit

Many folks have pets.

They think they own them

but when the chips are

down they own them.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

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Dude’s Pedestal Ensured He Was A Big Fan ‘O Hierarchy

Many folks know about Ernest Shackleton.

They realize he was an outstanding explorer

of the Antarctic but what they don’t know

is that he also explored the depths of respectful human interaction.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

People who pull rank could learn a thing or two from the big braggart Shackleton.

Shackleton’s Way: Leadership Lessons from the Great Antarctic Explorer

http://www.amazon.com/Shackletons-Way-Leadership-Antarctic-Explorer/dp/0670891967

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Bury Yer Fibs By Surrounding Yerself With Friendly Fellow Fibbers

Most folks know about politics.

They understand that anyone playing

that game must stretch the truth

on account of there ain’t enough to go around.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Ho hum. Jis another day in paradise…

Wealthy chief of staff, who gave Senator $90,000, is well known for his generosity, philanthropy

http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/05/15/wealthy-chief-of-staff-who-gave-senator-90000-is-well-known-for-his-generosity-philanthropy/

Tom Waits – “Bad As Me”

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Oil Tycoons Adhere To Supply & Demand. We Have Loot And They Demand It.

Most folks know about scarcity.

They understand that when a product’s supply

is monopolized, questions of fair pricing create shits and giggles.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Fucking predators oil companies are. One and all. First they rob the planet and then everyone on it.

Tom Waits – 16 Shells from a Thirty-ought-six

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Busy Hands Make For Very Light Thinking

Most folks are head down arse up.

They row like the dickens even tho’

the captain set course for sheep reef.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

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