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Hey! I think I’ll shit my sheet again! You do as you want in the bathroom. In the car if there’s no one around. But sooner or later you’ll meet them. The ones who say that ain’t allowed. Barry
December 17th, 2016 | Posted in Awareness, Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Your best behavior. Eyes landing softly. Then alighting once again. Interested but not enough to speak. Hands folded neatly. Fingers safe from familiar nostrils. Boogers don’t say boogers! In fact, better to say nothing. Maybe yes and maybe no sir. But never to a lady! Your BEST behavior. Also means no cussing. No fussing and […]
October 17th, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks know about windows. They keep in heat when its cold or cold when it’s hot and when they look out for changes, nothing’s changing, it’s not. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
June 14th, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks trip. They don’t often wonder though what they tripped on and where’d they go? Thank you, friend. Barry out.
June 5th, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks require guides. They can’t fly, won’t drive de bus nor bake their own bread so happy guides guiding with love would be nice. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
June 1st, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks lose consciousness. They signal as much with huh? and what the hell? and say again, I was somers else. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 31st, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks lose their marbles. They exchange their marbles for popcorn, candied peanuts and rides on the merry-go-round. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 21st, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks have felt stupid. They remember him as a fat uncle crushing their smokes. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 20th, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Dude hated phones. Smart or not. ‘Til he hated to be without one. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 19th, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Many folks vote. They vote on account of they’d like to make a difference and if the difference could be made over lunch break that would be nice. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 7th, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Many folks could lose weight. They could gain weight, add height and stop this damn acne if that shit was possible. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 5th, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Many folks know about pareidolia. They understand living things detect patterns so simple that a couple of golden arches mean something. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 3rd, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks hesitate. They late anticipate. Maybe procrastinate. Hang on a bit too late. Well then, that’s their fate. They’re soon too early late, They swing their pearly gate, Why now, why now, why now? Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 3rd, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks dislike someone. They aim their dislike at a certain place and the whomever standing there will catch some. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
May 3rd, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks tempt fate. They wave red flags and bark at the moon when a simple hello would do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
April 20th, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks know a boss. They understand that that boss has a boss and that boss has a boss and soon isa comin’ payday. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
April 7th, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks interpret. They know rules exist but have no idea how much they are bending them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
April 2nd, 2015 | Posted in Awareness, Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Many folks strive. They try and fail and try not to fail and some fail trying so hard not to fail. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
April 1st, 2015 | Posted in Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
HOLY JESUS! GOD NO! LORD SAVE US! SONOFABASTARD! WHUTTHEFUCK?!! All methods of saying Time to get down to brass tacks. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
April 1st, 2015 | Posted in Awareness, Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments
Most folks profess their love. They forget to mention the conditions for that love though, on account of there being so many. Thank you, friend. Barry out.
March 31st, 2015 | Posted in Awareness, Posts That Still Don't Make Sense | No Comments