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Year: 2011

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Changing The World Is As Easy As Choosing A Different Favorite Color

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 28, 2011
  • 5 comments

Every boat has a captain and whatever he / she says is law. The thinking goes that in order to maintain some semblance of certainty, […]

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Awareness

How Things Work: First Complicated Then Simple and Then Complicated Again

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2011
  • 0 comments

Hows your lunch boy? You don’t want it? Our world don’t do right angles any more than it bounces though space. Of course, anyone residing […]

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Awareness

Kicking Evil’s Arse One Friggin Country At A Time Hooah!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2011
  • 1 comment

Everybody on page sixty-seven? Good! The powers that be (TPTB) are tough-loving the world everywhere in an effort to eradicate The Devil And His Minions. […]

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Awareness

The Pervasive Fractionalization Of Society Is Good For Big Biz Boyz

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2011
  • 0 comments

When it rains it pours and if we happen to live somewhere cold this event is called snow. Now snow, for those of us that […]

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Awareness

Want A Taste Of Big Boy Juice? Be A Forgiving Simon Says Leader First, Okay?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 25, 2011
  • 7 comments

Its a game dawg. Lighten up. Most children learn about soul power early and they exercise it often. Unwritten rules demand that the first playa […]

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Awareness

Living In The Wild Wild Quest

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2011
  • 0 comments

Okay, can anyone else think of a reason we should be happy? A three bathroom house with two people living in it is normal Because […]

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Awareness

Having Similar Equipment Means Squat – Its Formation That Wins The Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2011
  • 0 comments

Holy! Edward! Ats not gonna work – too slippery. Most struggles are won or lost based on two main factors – organization and luck. Those […]

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Awareness

Surfing My Father’s Wave Of Anguish

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 24, 2011
  • 3 comments

Sometimes its okay and other times I can barely contain the disruptive memory of my father’s final torment. Just daze before he winked out of […]

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Awareness

Only My Spouse Gives Me Direction & I Can Just Barely Stand Even That

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2011
  • 0 comments

There is a limit to how many direct influences some people can accept. Just like our ability to carry X amount of weight or pull […]

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Awareness

Introducing Horace Mail – When It Absolutely Must Take Weeks To Get There

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2011
  • 0 comments

Its all predictable and many people are feeling the burden of prolonged pressure. When everything gets wound up as tight as it can it comes […]

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Awareness

Poka-Yoke Protects Single Basket Eggs From Premature Cracking

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2011
  • 0 comments

Sometimes people do not purposely set themselves up for failure. Folks continue to collapse on account of not ensuring the Stuff required for success isn’t […]

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Awareness

Successful Control Freaks Regulate Their Own Juices First

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2011
  • 0 comments

If a person is having a tough time getting others to follow their lead Its usually not the destination but the mode of travel that […]

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Awareness

Holy Criminy! Don’t Tell Me The Old Country’s Politicians Are Crooked, Too!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2011
  • 0 comments

To me the current global economic climate feels Just like two days before rent day and all of Us know that dad drank every bit […]

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The Toughest Person In The World To Work For Is Yourself

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2011
  • 0 comments

Self employed folks don’t have to work. Of course, they have to work but not right this minute And self discipline is the most critical […]

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Awareness

Happy Motoring With The Check Engine Light On

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2011
  • 0 comments

Two warning sirens blaring R better than one Because each now is only worth 50% of Our attention which necessitates Setting priorities and right Away […]

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Awareness

You Have No Idea How Often I’ve Used You

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2011
  • 2 comments

I bet most folks being referred to in history have no idea how often their name would be taken. In vain or otherwise. Still, someone […]

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Awareness

You Beat Me. Dude Beats You. I Beat Dude. I Beat You, Too. Get It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2011
  • 3 comments

  No doubt valuable life lessons are learned through playing sports. Hail, it seems normal to send our kids away to teach them the Wisdom […]

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Awareness Nuclear

If We’re Playing With A Full Deck Why Not Let Everyone See All The Cards?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2011
  • 1 comment

Remiss would be too nice a word to describe moms and dads who disregard the safety of their offspring. Keeping your trap shut when folks […]

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Awareness

You Think Humans Don’t Respond To Instinct? You’re Kidding, Right?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 19, 2011
  • 1 comment

Birds, bears and bees all head south. One day they’re north and One day they’re not. In between are all Them itsy bitsy Conundrums. Thank […]

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Awareness

Human Ingenuity Knows No Bounds So Don’t Stand There Please

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 19, 2011
  • 0 comments

Leave some folks with a hammer for a week and you’ll come back to a new city. All people regardless of shape, size or color […]

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Awareness

Nuff Said Already

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 19, 2011
  • 1 comment

I wish I could write a story that was better than this picture but I’m trying to keep my missives short. And this fable is […]

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Awareness

Me, Myself and Eye Eye Captain R The Main Producers Of Shite (TMPOS)

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2011
  • 0 comments

Once I catch my memory I ain’t so quick to condemn. People much smarter than me are making all kinds Of mistakes that only dude […]

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Awareness

Oh No Sir, First You Give Me Pelts, Then You Get Peas And PeaShooters. Alright?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2011
  • 4 comments

Lack of trust starts with more suspect interaction and Progresses to less contact and soon everyone Expects heat before gathering the would Which holds us […]

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Awareness

We Have Photos, Sound and Bill Clinton Saying You Licked A Chicken’s Arse

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2011
  • 3 comments

Lee Harvey Oswald taking it home Nov 24, 1963 There was a time when photographic evidence was the shit. Someone had film of you with […]

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Awareness

Bottled Water Was Going To Be Valuable Someday Just Uh, Not Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2011
  • 9 comments

As we slowed down to view the crime scene, I couldn’t believe my eyes. Every one of the dozen or so pallets of bottled water […]

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Awareness

Lets Say You Fail To Perform Your Job 37% Of The Time. Would You Still Have One?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2011
  • 5 comments

Correction Service of Canada Recidivism Rate 2009 Thirty years ago I was an unwilling guest of the Correction Service of Canada for one long day. […]

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Awareness

Point Out This Person Who Is Not Corrupt And Together We Shall Compromise Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2011
  • 0 comments

If somebody knows about a hole in the road and says nothing Is that silence not the cause of further suffering? We are all infected […]

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Awareness

We Are Not Equal And Everyone Bloody Well Knows This

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2011
  • 0 comments

Expecting someone weak and frail to carry a heavy load is barbarous Yet we have been fooled into thinking that all people are the same. […]

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Awareness

Robin Hood Was Supposed To Deliver What We’re Still Waiting For

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2011
  • 0 comments

Humans invent gods as if there was a limitless supply of those whom we imagine will save us. The Lone Ranger, Superman and Wonder Woman […]

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Awareness

Naked Short Selling Has Squat To Do With Being Naked, Short or Virtuous Sales

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 17, 2011
  • 0 comments

Dudes who walk around speaking in code usually have some good reason for doing so. Maybe its because they don’t want the populace to know […]

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