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Month: March 2012

Awareness

Planets Turn As Fast As Their Size Permits So Listen Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks measure themselves to their kin. That might not be a good stick once everyone realizes that solar systems work because they’re different and […]

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Awareness

This Guy Suffers From A Couple Of Things But The Rest Of Us Seem Pretty Pure

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks are quick to sympathize with others. They don’t want to be fodder for some earthquake and lawdy forbid they should starve to death […]

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Awareness

Ray Dee Ate My Friend, Come On!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks are aware of the respect necessary for nuclear energy. Perhaps their exposure emanated from an x-ray ordered by their doctor where they curiously […]

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Awareness

If You Can’t Get Self Deprecation Right How Bout Just Praising Others Nonstop?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks would like to appreciate themselves more but are unable. They find it difficult to accept the fact that everyone makes mistakes and forget […]

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Awareness

The Stockholm Syndrome – There’s Plenty For Everybody So No Need To Poosh

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 25, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks have never trapped a deer in their vehicle headlights. If they had, they would be able to powerfully describe their feeling of witnessing […]

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Awareness

And Every Sound Made Or Caused To Be Made Lasts Forever

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks have never been warned about back stabbing. The knifing that is most likely to occur is by their own hands or at the […]

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Awareness

Pissing Against The Wall Is Only One Way To Collect Urine

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most people pay taxes and are proud to. They’re doing their part to compensate for the great life that all of us now enjoy but […]

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Awareness

De Lovers And De Spisers Live Side By Side So Please Leave That Axe In The Shed

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 3 comments

Many folks know the feeling of love. Plenty more are unaware of the depth that love can plumb because like every other thing in the […]

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Awareness

DO NOT DO THIS Means If I Were You I Wouldn’t But They’re Not Us

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks get the news about how bad things are. The news is bad on purpose of course because if everyone around us was winning […]

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Awareness

Hey Kids! How Bout Becoming A YouTube Music Genius?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks think that playing with themselves is bad. These people don’t own an IPhone which pretty much assures that someday our world will be […]

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Awareness

PSST! Wanna Get An Idea?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks have a blocked OTA (original thought artery). This is usually the result of accepting too many concepts from every which way including Sunday […]

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Awareness

If Your Name Is ASSHOLE It Don’t Matter That You’re Not One

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 4 comments

Many folks are driven by their monikers. They might wind up with a hyphen or senior / junior of the same damn name being passed […]

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Awareness

In Two Seconds Tell Us Who You Were Before Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks have experienced this life only. Others have damn near died in the same existence that we would call this one and now live […]

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Awareness

Every Day On Our Bloody Knees, Scraping The Bottom Of This Barrel

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 6 comments

Most folks have never operated at the edge of their ability. They don’t know how far they’ll go for that thing shining so brightly that […]

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Awareness

Tone Down The Constant Reminder Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks see something undone and right away they’d like it done. These people are somehow unable to pause for the cause long enough to […]

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Awareness

HuHah! By Golly You’re Right! Dair Is Offense Rat Dair…

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks assume cattle have little awareness of their situation. They’re right of course but this circumstance also applies to the vast majority of sheeple […]

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Awareness

Shit Always Winds Up On The Little People & They Must Cart It Away

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks don’t think much about profit. That’s the way it is with people who have never posted earnings beyond their needs and immediate desires […]

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Awareness

Never Agree To Watch Any Dawg What’s Had The Taste Of Good Furniture

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most people expect to babysit at some time of their life. They themselves required “sitting” so they don’t mind reciprocating by ignoring someone’s offspring to […]

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Awareness

The Ceramic Sink That Cracked Itself

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2012
  • 4 comments

Many folks harbor intriguing little life mysteries. For some it is “why was I singled out for shortness or fatness and for others it might […]

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Awareness

When We Duck Down That Means Nobodys Home

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most people try to avoid confrontation. Unfortunately though, when people form lines that’s what happens. Someone butts into your line or there’s a better line […]

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Awareness

Get Twigging While You Are Able

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks think they know everything. Your author is married to some of those people whose names should not be named because they have memories […]

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Awareness

Coupled Harmonics – The Correct Noise From Another Can Curdle And Spill Blood

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2012
  • 9 comments

Some folks think about killing their mate or some other “dear” friend. But, the same way tons of employees contemplate telling their boss to fuck […]

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Awareness

If You Don’t Had Wit You Doas Leetle Peews Prepare To Be Eaten Alive

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks get their vitamins from fast food / fancy coffee places. This works well to provide a lot more life for heavy users today […]

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Awareness

Maintain Yourself For The Entire Trip Or Pay Plenty To Have It Done For You

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks think short term only. While this is crucial to surviving the moment it doesn’t work out for the best in the long run […]

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Awareness

Falling Trees Give One Lesson Only Before Pinning Their Prey To The Mat

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks know that timber has bark but few contemplate its bite. Lumberjacks very survival depends on their implicit understanding of the power of wood […]

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Awareness

We’re Here To Rent Our People Back! Is The Manager In Godammit?!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks thought their jobs were secure and profitable. They were but the difference is our local greed level has risen invisibly taking waay more […]

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Awareness

Willing To Fall Over Friend? We Hear Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2012
  • 8 comments

Most folks don’t need that much hep beyond fifteen. Fifteen says to a person that you bin on the surface long enough to start fending […]

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Awareness

Lacrosse Sticks Seldom Misfire

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks have never lived at the end of some kinda throw. Its a fast life, one with plenty of dibs, dabs and bounces and […]

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Awareness

Bitches Are Made And Bastards Are Manipulated

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks don’t appreciate the input of others. They’ve invested so much into their own personal intelligence that any challenge to their world-view knock knocks […]

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Awareness

An IPhone Or This Cutlery. Which One Pawns The Best?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2012
  • 4 comments

Most folks feel that stealing is wrong. They have the wherewithal to understand that ripping anyone off can start a vicious cycle that ultimately winds […]

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