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Month: March 2012

Awareness

Lotteries And Elections Create Very Few Winners And SheetLoad Of Losers

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2012
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Many folks play the lotteries faithfully even though they seldom win. While it would be technically correct to label these people morons on account of […]

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Awareness

My Young Pal Jimmy And The Fists That Would Not Fly

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2012
  • 6 comments

Most folks acquire cohorts within a certain age range. Me, I find people to be friendly and wise at any age and just the other […]

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Awareness

Sometimes The Wife Might Be Talking To Herself But She Still Tells Me To Fuck Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks have caught themselves speaking a thought out loud. They’re upset about the way things are because in their own mind they know everything […]

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Awareness

I Told My Eighty-Two Best FaceBook Friends To Go And Fuck Themselves

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks have a facebook existence but few ever test its strength. I’m not describing those friends who spend so much time tapping that they […]

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Awareness

Getting Better At Your Life Or Worse At Living It? Certainly Helps To Know!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks don’t think much about improvement. “Improvement?” they ask incredulously, “I don’t have time to pick the clothes off my bedroom floor to put […]

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Awareness

First Change Yourself THEN Try It On Parents, Friends And Relatives

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks find it easy to imagine a better reality. They take one look at you and the first thing out of their mouth is […]

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Awareness

Sure I Might Be Crazy In Your Life Pal But My World Needs A Bit More Proof

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks judge people by what they say. Whether its politicians poli-yelling “and by this time next year every witch in our land will be […]

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Awareness

Now Uh, Where Was I?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks living by routine do not forget where they are. However, this is exactly what happens to anyone experiencing a new life every day […]

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Awareness

A Slap Could Signal The Start Of A Fight But Don’t Forget This Mat

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks think everybody appreciates empathy. Not true. Kind hearted souls have been sped on their dimensional direction simply because they picked up a hitch-hiker […]

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Awareness

Deranged Has Many Ingredients But They Got To Be Mixed Up To Work

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 19, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks assume that cuckoo people just are. They don’t take into account that humans are like bread in that they can be half or […]

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Awareness

Mindless Statements Are Perfectly Fine But Never Three Times In A Row. Taint Rat.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks assume “this is the way I am and I can’t change.” Songs have even been written about “this” way of thinking. These people […]

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Awareness

Tick Tock Two Choices: You Eat The Bugs Or The Bugs Eat You

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 18, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks think there is a line they will not cross. They’re half right. There definitely are lines but only the dead will not cross […]

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Awareness

I’d Druther Be Watched By U

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks crave attention. They wouldn’t be caught dead admitting it but yes, if it come through affiliation – a patch or a cool black […]

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Awareness

I’m Not The Only One Trying To Fool You, Bye The Way

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks are too wrapped up in their own thing. Nobody blames them but we all have problems and everyone else has to take turns […]

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Awareness

Mister Catastrophe Waits Just The Other Side Of You Think That I Don’t Know?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2012
  • 7 comments

Most folks have no idea that they operate in a trance. They don’t take into account the fact that anyone with any gumption whatsoever would […]

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Awareness

I Was Abducted By Two Aliens From Star System Vir Den Man EE Toba

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks have had dreams where they felt hopeless and trapped. If they could only add bad water to that they would likely be talking […]

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Awareness

If Phlegm Don’t Have To Respond To Gravity Why Should We?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks eventually grow to love their own body odor too much. Sure, they have no idea this is going on on account of wallowing […]

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Awareness

Oh, And Your Credit Self Was Killed Today

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks hope they have a soul. They’re not sure what that might be but they assume its this fleeting part of us that keeps […]

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Awareness

Whar’s My Mat? Whar’s My Mat?! I Can Only Shite Right On My Mat!!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks are starting to wonder if there is a problem with voting. The short answer is no. Its pretty much the same as luck […]

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Awareness

You’re Not How I Remember You And I Trust My Memory More Vampeer

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks have experienced the feeling of “being beside myself.” They have also felt that they can’t wait a moment longer, they feel like they’re […]

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Awareness

I Know You Can Here Me Hear Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks know someone who has died. But do they know someone who is dead? It is possible that the people whom we once loved […]

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Awareness

Everyone Has A Reality Wave To Collapse So Pally, Git OnBoard

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most people think they are following someone else’s plan. While technically that is true, they first must follow their own plan which says “I will […]

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Awareness

If I Eat You Its Cannibalism. If I Consume Your Effort Its Called Capitalism.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 16, 2012
  • 8 comments

  Most folks do not work for themselves. Nope, they toil under the guidance of some supposed benefactor to which the lion’s share of their […]

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Awareness

Companies Almost NEVER See Jesus And CEO’s Run A Very Close Second

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks have had experience dealing with big corporations. Whether its the government or a multinational conglomerate, everyone (especially them) knows that we both have […]

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Awareness

I Bet I’ll Have Waay More Friends After I’se Famey Famous

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2012
  • 6 comments

Many folks can tally their friendships with a pile of one or perhaps two hundred beads. Me, I’ve got 82 friends and even some of […]

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Awareness

Living Like You’re Dead

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2012
  • 3 comments

Many folks know people they could get by without knowing. These ignoramuses come in all shapes, sizes and colors and might even be big shots […]

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Awareness

Is Everybody Lip Syncing?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks when asked what they are thinking will answer “nothing”. Unfortunately, that should be wishful thinking and a waste of Coca Cola, Burger King […]

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Awareness

You Better Be Afraid Of Me Because I Am

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2012
  • 3 comments

Many folks have no idea what they might be capable of. They don’t take one step beyond their spring offs and never would they ever […]

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Awareness

Dude Can Not Be Connected. He Don’t Got Accord.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2012
  • 3 comments

Many folks today forget that we were all hitched to ground communication not long ago. There was no such thing as roaming all about while […]

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Awareness

True Partnership Allows For Strangers Love Paper Tongue Cuts

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2012
  • 7 comments

Many folks think they can go it alone. While they might be right they’re not going to the place that their partner would have taken […]

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