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Month: March 2012

Awareness

Don’t Lookout For Me I’m Doing That

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks understand that my intention is to engage them. I don’t mean engage them with me but like I might be a rope on […]

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Awareness

PTBS – Pretending To Be Stupid

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 15, 2012
  • 4 comments

Most folks miss the old feller sitting in the corner. Dude ain’t doing anything to attract attention and few invest any mind in him but […]

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Awareness

My Home State Is Hammered Here

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2012
  • 6 comments

Many folks operate under the influence of something. It might be laws, expectations or religious conviction but nevertheless, something big this way comes and its […]

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Awareness

One Dollar Books. The End (Thankfully) Of The Greeting Card Business

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks would be amazed to know that what I’m about to say will likely get me killed. Sure, it won’t be your normal assassination […]

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Awareness

My Wife Is NOT The Man Dammit!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks have heard of the term “pussy whipped” and they know it don’t pertain to cats. Nevertheless, its not just your author which feels […]

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Awareness

You And Your Straw Boys Can Hit The Pretend Road You Came In On

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks don’t have anywhere near the support they think they do. Why? Mostly because water wears rock away and support ain’t anything close to […]

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Awareness

You’re Not Alone Assumer

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks think they know the scoop. They know their kids, relatives and neighbors so well that they forget to polish the spyglass to know […]

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Awareness

A Better Short, Tall Or Absolutely Not Rotund

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2012
  • 0 comments

Some folks are born without height. Others will get blown away in the first big wind. People don’t consider trees to be too big or […]

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Awareness

Consider Every Colonel Before Popping

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks think they’re right. They not only think that they are absolutely keerect in their life course they also consider everyone not on their […]

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Awareness

You MotherFuckers Don’t Know Me

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 14, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most parents had little clue what their parents were up to. The vast majority of offspring are in the same boat in that how we […]

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Awareness

Disaster Fukushima – The Biggest Crack In Our World’s Nuclear Egg

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks know about the shit wave currently cresting in Japan. What they don’t know is the entire nuclear energy industry is rife with corruption […]

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Awareness

Only From Our Clearing’s Edge Can The Individual Trees Be Seen

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks ignore their self discovery. They allow bygones to be bygones and the past to stay where it is but this can allow for […]

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Awareness

And The Meek Shall Inherit The Earth Exactly How Again?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 13, 2012
  • 3 comments

Most folks have a bank account and pay big fees for this privilege. At the birth of bank accounts there were no fees – at […]

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Awareness

Where Do Thoughts (Especially The Bad Ones) Come From?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2012
  • 0 comments

Two nights ago I was drunk and stick-handling a friend. The thoughts running through my alcohol soaked grey matter where horrifying, to say the least […]

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Awareness

There’s A Good Groove Three Whires Over To Your Rat

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks assume problems exist when an aircraft immediately lands where it took off. Its the same with our own lives in that landing on […]

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Awareness

When Everyone Around You Is Losing Their Head Why Not Pick ‘Em Up?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks are as predictable as clockwork. They are so dependable that anyone can book ’em and forget ’em because they always show up as […]

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Awareness

Stop Working So Hard Right Now Today And Start Working Waay Less Tomorrow

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 9, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks get caught up in what they are doing. They forget that progress is supposedly being made and that their task is not some […]

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Awareness

We Shed

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks don’t realize how much evidence they leave. Garbage, stuff said to others and simple impressions can last waay longer than a visit and […]

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Smell How You Want But Rude Is Definitely Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2012
  • 2 comments

Some folks act like they’re directing their own game. Along the way they will find out that “THERE IS NO GAME” without other folks and […]

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Awareness

He Wasn’t As Lazy As He Was An Easy Lay

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks have little say over their branding as human bovine. The ranch we were born on, our proud parents and how ma & pa […]

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Awareness

And You Could Just Poosh On This Door And It Would Open

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks witnessed the atmosphere prior to thinking they could navigate in it. Then plenty of those same pilots who thought the atmosphere grand enough […]

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Remember When We Was Waay Behind Schedule & Remember How We Pooshed?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks don’t have much of a life plan. Sure, they plan to go on a nice vacation and Lonny’s wedding is coming up but […]

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Awareness

Damn Right I Feel A Wet Blanky-Blanket. Why…Is It You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks don’t realize how easy it is to practice self encouragement. Shite might start with: “how bad could it be?” and whip around “I […]

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Awareness

Oh Shite, I Could Have Told You THAT!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks have knowledge in them that must be shared but isn’t. These wisdom thwarters don’t contribute what they know to the uni-verse because “c’mon […]

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You Don’t Do Hazard Assessments, Do You Pal?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks display who they are through the teeniest behaviors. They forget to close doors, leave toilet seats up or down and organize their clothing […]

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Awareness

Dude Was Cranked And Waay Heavy On The Rank

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks don’t realize that stuff is waiting to be pulled out of thin air. Our noses perform this all the time without asking anyone’s […]

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Awareness

Don’t Give Me Any Of Your Stress, Thanks. If I Want Some I’ll Get My Own.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2012
  • 1 comment

“And den da whole bloody werks of ’em dressed up in their undies and strapped inta machines of all sorts and shapes.” This is how […]

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Awareness

Everybody Watching Everywhere Will Save And Create The Day… You’ll See.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks understand how every observer collapses reality. This is the “someone is staring at you” or Hawthorne Study and what is known is that […]

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Awareness

Tell Me Just Before The Boss Gets Here I Got Some Stuff Ta Clean Outa My Pants

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2012
  • 4 comments

Most folks place little value on their self discipline. They say “if I didn’t have a boss driving me, I’d do nothing” but this is […]

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Awareness

You’re Just Around The Corner Pal – We Both Know That You Ain’t Vaneesh

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks have never heard of Jean Piaget. Dude hinted that consciousness has corners and how if we look just the right way at almost […]

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