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Month: April 2012

Awareness

I Sent Someone A Letter The Other Day. Just Kidding.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know the Pony Express doesn’t exist anymore. Sure, people still ride horses and some of them even ride ponies real fast over jumping […]

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Awareness

A Big Part Of My Life I Gave To You But You Didn’t Notice

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most people owe somebody for their existence. This person might be their mother, a kindly benefactor or just someone who didn’t wring their fucking neck […]

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Awareness

When Parents Lie To Their Children They May Expect The Same In Return

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks understand that governments don’t reveal everything. They comprehend that some information is so critical to the security of their nation that few people […]

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Awareness

The Day I Wasn’t Charged For Child Abuse But Could Have Been

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2012
  • 7 comments

My daughter Shannon was born an adult. There was little time to condition her as a child on account of her having to help her […]

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Awareness

If We Can’t “Tune” Into “It” For Us “It” Don’t Exist

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2012
  • 4 comments

Most folks understand how phone numbers work. Anyone can have a number really close to ours but if it ain’t their number then they’ll hear […]

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Awareness

Your Room Is ALWAYS Messy! You NEVER Clean Up Your Room!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks misunderstand how nagging works. Some of them get so good at hounding others that they cannot see that what really happens is that […]

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Awareness

Who Will Pay To Watch Us Practice? But Man, Once We Get Good…

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks understand the learning process. Normally it starts out with everyone acting and feeling like morons where more stuff goes sideways then whichever way […]

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Awareness

One Anxious Event Easily Outweighs All The Reasons To Have A Good Day

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks understand the concept of group think. They know how easy it is to form unplanned mobs with sticks ablaze in an attempt to […]

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Awareness

That Cat Ain’t Black He’s A Real Dark Grey

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know that books exist and still they don’t read them. This pattern of attention behavior works pretty dang well for anyone contemplating cooking […]

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Awareness

Don’t Spit On The Guards At The Gates Of Rome Or They Won’t Let You In Again

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks have heard about the stock market. Sure, they know it goes up and down and occasionally crashes and burns its passengers but that’s […]

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Awareness

Life Viewed Forward Seems Kinda Mixed Up But Backwards It Makes Perfect Sense

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks do not realize that everything is congealing. One day, smoke, walk, drink or slight is adding its special mark to our calender and […]

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Awareness

Deep Reflection Is Too Damn Painful. No Wonder Few People Do It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks are very, very busy driving their bus. They are so focused on keeping all the vehicle wheels right side down and watching their […]

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Awareness

Captain! The Sheep Won’t Make It Back To Whence We Left!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks experience life changing events. For the lucky ones, these situations need not be anything far out or difficult to relate, just life at […]

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Awareness

On This Day My Father Cried. He Cried Really, Really Hard and Really, Really Long.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks have never witnessed someone they love falling to pieces. When it happens a world collapses which at the very least rocks every galaxy […]

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Awareness

Take Those Linux People And Tie Them Up. Bring The Gates Down Over Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 6 comments

Most folks think information is being shared everywhere. They’re right, of course, but its not the kind of knowledge that can lead to anything good […]

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Awareness

Should The End Come Before Waking, Who Sleeps In This Bed Slept Forever In?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks plan their next step but not their next landing. Stairs are made to make climbing easy and often its so simple de dimple […]

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Awareness

Be Afraid! Be Afraid! But Don’t Be Afraid Of Being Afraid.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most people know they have courage. They stood up for themselves one time when mother made some directive and thereby gained some modicum of respect […]

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Awareness

You Just G’head And Invent Sompin. We’ll Figure Out What Its For.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks understand that keedz don’t play by many rules. Soon as some other kid gets to policy number three they’re already throwing the boomerang […]

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Awareness

Even Great Engineers Screw Up So Don’t Go And Think You’re So Special

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 2 comments

Many folks have a zero tolerance policy for mistakes. That’s too bad because like a managed safety performance record it usually dictates more than a […]

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Awareness

If Only Our Loved Ones Could Die Twice

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks experience the death of their parents. They might be sitting right beside mom or dad in some quiet, foreign room or wailing pitifully […]

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Awareness

“And This Card?!” Said The MadMan “This Card Replaces People Replacing People!”

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 3 comments

Most folks think they know how credit and debit cards work. They don’t realize that every time a card is used it costs money from […]

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Awareness

Who Better To Be Looped Than You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks realize there are many ways to get to heaven. By this we refer to the list of actions under review for admittance not […]

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