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Month: June 2012

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Due To The Lack Of Mask The Beggars Misread Dude’s Robber Type

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2012
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Most folks have had something stolen from them. They may even have been hospitable to the culprit but because thieves can be so personable, they […]

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This Loss I Know

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2012
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Many folks have lost a child. They completely understand that only so many things get through the net but why not their shat this time?! […]

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Voices Raised Are Chords Wasted

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2012
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Most folks have lost their temper. They probably don’t realize that loss of temper means loss of strength and from that connection everything else is […]

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Awareness

Please Tell Me Ahm Funny, Not Crazy

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2012
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Most folks get their accolades via paycheck. They don’t feel uncomfortable pats on their back because they don’t happen and most people around here are […]

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Awareness

Even If You Are Good Looking I Will Not Fuck You And Not Because I Can’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2012
  • 4 comments

Most folks have lines they will not cross. They usually don’t have them written in anything more permanent than beach but hey, who needs any […]

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Awareness

No Shooting People Below The Radar

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 28, 2012
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Many folks understand how auctions work. They realize that shite sold today for screw all might be worth ten times that amount tomorrow simply because […]

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Awareness

Five Seconds

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2012
  • 4 comments

For my masterclass friends: 1. This bullshite counts toward my total. 2. Google is reducing people’s attention spans to 5 secs by their click here […]

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Awareness

I’m Not As Good At Sex As I Think I Am

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2012
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Most folks have an imagination. They might not be the ones using it but nevertheless, its there and ripe for the picking, just waiting to […]

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Awareness

Know That Magicians Ply Tricks As Their Trade

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2012
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Most people love to be spellbound by impossible feats. They watch shows about large projects failing or being completed and political theater until its coming […]

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Awareness

It Would Be Better If The Land Of The Rising Sun Was A Planet Not Our Neighbor

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2012
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Many folks have no idea how bad shite is with our oriental friends. They assume that whatever problems occurred to Honshu were Honshu’s problems but […]

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Awareness

(Almost) ALL Of The People Can Be Fooled Some Of The Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2012
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Many folks follow reality shows on television. They wonder as they watch why their life is not even remotely close as dramatic as those observed […]

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Awareness

Consider Using Your Users To Determine Who Is Really Being Used

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2012
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Most folks have a limit to how much they can give. They unfortunately have little concept as to their propensity for receiving on account of […]

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Awareness

Yer Worst Situations Can Produce Yer Best Results (Not Counting Rat Now)

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 26, 2012
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Many folks know that good shite can come from bad starts. They understand that relationships soured by different opinions at the outset can mature into […]

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When A Kid Peers Straight Into Our Peepers

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2012
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Most folks are uncomfortable with direct eye contact. They are this way without even knowing about Rupert Sheldrake or his curious work on morphogenic energy […]

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Oh The Games We Played At The Food Bank

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2012
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Most folks have never had to ask for charity. They may have received it, yes, but having to ask for it is a whole different […]

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Awareness

I Nominate Myself For Biggest Asshole Of The Year Award

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 25, 2012
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Most folks have said things they wish they didn’t. They probably drank too much at a family barbeque and asked uncle Bad Breath if he […]

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Awareness

Anyone Reaching Their Limit Gets Dizzy And Even Stupid At Height

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2012
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Most folks know their capabilities. They live well within what might be expected of them and their supporters without fully understanding that every idling suggests […]

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Awareness

Don’t Say Shit. Keep It Inside Unless You Want To Lose Your Way.

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2012
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Most folks know that whistle blowers aren’t hunting for dogs. They understand that these unfortunates are attempting to undo perceived wrongdoings and on account of […]

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Awareness

Boy, Am I Fucked!

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 24, 2012
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Jeepers creepers. I have been through the wringer over the past few weeks. I’ve done shite I absolutely didn’t want to for reasons that made […]

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Awareness

You Call Me Dis Name I Doan Know

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2012
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Most folks recognize certain sounds. They hear monikers that describe probable things and from that they they assume they’re all in. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Let’s Say You Doan Geeve A Fuk But Den You Do, Do, Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 18, 2012
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Most folks know about reciprocation. They understand that in order to get one should give but they also acknowledge that the number of people who […]

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Awareness

For Those Who Saw Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 17, 2012
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Most folks acknowledge their own point of view. They barely have enough where-with-all to admit what they observe let alone trying to figure out what […]

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Awareness

Too Long In The Sun Causes Something

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 17, 2012
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Most folks know about baking. They understand that time and temp mean somepin and together they get shite done. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

A Blanket Apology To My Followers

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 16, 2012
  • 1 comment

Most folks admit that they make mistakes. They then go on to make the same mistakes over and over and fucking over again with out […]

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Awareness

What The World Needs Today Is The HayFlick Hoarder

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2012
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Most folks have more control over their bladder than their wallet. They still don’t realize the pressure in their credit cards or debit cards and […]

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Grumpy Old Fucker 30 Day Experiment FINAL RESULTS

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2012
  • 1 comment

Thank gawd that stupid experiment is over! Boy, it’s difficult trying to be happy for thirty daze straight (ahem) but I somehow managed to pull […]

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Awareness

Don’t Run Yourself Ragged But Frayed Is Okay

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2012
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Most folks have never approached their potential. They stay well within the boundaries of what is possible for them and are dragged down by their […]

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Save Your Life Every Day Because It Will Not Stop Being Spent

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2012
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Most folks don’t realize what alive costs. They misunderstand the toll that stress and anguish racks up & only when they check their balance do […]

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Awareness

How To Deal With Rude Fuckers

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2012
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Don’t. They’re that way for a reason and you ain’t gonna find out what it is by yelling. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Spice Up Your Life By Talking With Pretty Soon Dead People

  • By Barry Williams
  • June 14, 2012
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Most folks know about the rich and famous. They read about them daily in the paper and magazines built specially for that purpose and occasionally […]

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