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Month: July 2012

Awareness

What If Humans Spin Like Planets?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 16, 2012
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Many folks understand that the worm turns. They know that life works tit for tat and karma must actually be real other wise why would […]

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There Is No Right Way. Only THIS Way.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 16, 2012
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Most folks would like things to be different. They don’t know exactly how they’d like things to be different but they guess that different must […]

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I’m Punching The Next Nuclear Boss I Meet In The Heady Head Head (Boyzroom)

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 16, 2012
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Most folks have at least one enemy. They usually don’t include their in-laws because these people are low level terrorists but if they happen to […]

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Hello From Captain RuleBender

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 16, 2012
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Most folks know that every limit is broken. They stopped following the stupid dictates of naysayers around them a long time ago when witches and […]

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Awareness

Invasion Is Invasive No Matter Who Invades

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 16, 2012
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Most folks have survived some kind of lashing. They had their house, car or office broken into or recently hosted an official from the Kings […]

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Awareness

Now Entering Fly Prison. All Assholes Report To Ben Dover.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 16, 2012
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Most folks have extinguished insignificant lives. They shopped for and purchased deadly items in order to electrocute, swat or gas their prey and goddammit they […]

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Awareness

Why Would Me & Myself Have Different Names To Describe Someone Else?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 16, 2012
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Nimrod Expedition South Pole Party (left to right): Wild, Shackleton, Marshall and Adams. Most folks have been beside themselves. They usually get there through the […]

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Awareness

Clothing Is Made Up Of Conjured Parts And Like People Is Rougher On The Inside

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 16, 2012
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Many folks understand that humanity presents a disparity. They have seen first hand how good people can act poorly immersed in the right circumstances and […]

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Awareness

Telling The Truth In Big Lie Swamp Is As Stupid As Wading In

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 16, 2012
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Many folks are aware that there is little honor among thieves. They just as easily set each other up as they do the mark and […]

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Awareness

Let Da Human Who Imagined Nasty Foie Gras Shiver In The Boots Of Judgement

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 15, 2012
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Most folks understand how stress works. They know that force don’t give a shite who or what you are it just rams whatever down another […]

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Awareness

Say You Lose A Couple Of Billion Dollars. Then Say Five Billion. Do I Hear Nine?

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 15, 2012
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Most folks understand that bad news should be squeezed out. They realize that if humans were to get all their upsetting correspondence on one day […]

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Note To Self: Don’t Defend Until Attacked. Appears Provocative.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 15, 2012
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Most folks know that businesses work together. They realize that just because these two vehicle dealers sell different brands that doesn’t impede them from colluding […]

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Awareness

Back Scratchers And Gods Serve The Same Purpose

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks have nether regions. They realize that these spots don’t get nearly the attention as them places what are visible but they still need […]

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Awareness

Trick Yer Kids Into Deciphering More Than Just Their Cell Phone

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 14, 2012
  • 2 comments

Ambushed my17 yr old kid into reading this & many udders Most folks know that children love candy. They can usually count on being able […]

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Awareness

Jimmy Da Fort Gonna Do Some Tin Or Some Tin DO Jimmy Da Fort

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2012
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Many folks have experienced people who rock the world. They understand that hanging in front of these wilders is a no no because of them […]

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Suicide Notes That WORK

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 13, 2012
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Most folks know when something smells fishy. They wrinkle up their nose involuntarily and say “phew!” and then they either pull their shirt over their […]

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Lipe: She Ees Sleeping Away

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 12, 2012
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Most folks have their lucky stars counted. They don’t wonder about what number is coming up or even if its close to theirs they just […]

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Awareness

I Smail Rush

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 12, 2012
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Many folks invest in things outside themselves. They store their value in a chunk of the earth, some iron horses and perhaps even metal disks […]

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I’ll Be Waiting Rat Here You SonofaBitch!

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 12, 2012
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Most folks do not feel persecuted. They don’t think for one second that they could possibly be on some salesperson’s call list or drifting into […]

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Awareness

Yer Very Best Rugs Hide Plenty ‘O Dirt And Allow Themselves Still To Be Trampled

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 12, 2012
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Most folks wish they could disappear shite. They gag at the thought that someone might find out what has really happened because in their mind […]

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Awareness

The Future Stinks Big Time

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 11, 2012
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Most folks care about privacy. They understand that once this last bastion of free dom is breached we be swimming in deep doo doo. Thank […]

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I Warned This Guy For Calling Me Prolific Because I’m Kinda Against Abortion

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2012
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Most folks have been called names. They were either mispronunciations or purposeful shout-outs but never theless, when alive things make a noise in our direction […]

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Awareness

Gawd I’ve Followed A Pile Of Gods

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2012
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Most folks are looking for someone to lead them. They assume that there is no way they could actually know where or why they may […]

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Awareness

When I Stop Breathing Or Drinking Wine, That’s IT.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2012
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Many folks have to lie and cheat to stay married. They do that or play bingo or the slots just because the world they’re alive […]

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Awareness

For Sale: Thoughts.

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2012
  • 6 comments

Most folks have no idea how little they think. They stop at signs just because and their  way is impeded or greased by lights of […]

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First We Get Burned By An Inconvenient Truth & THEN It’s Global Warming’s Turn

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2012
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Many folks know that the weather is changing. They know its hotter today in some places and colder in some too but they also understand […]

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Human And Animal Interaction Is Scalable

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2012
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Most folks in the western world don’t want their in-laws living with them. They couldn’t even hang in their mother-in-law’s basement for free because being […]

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Awareness

Another Eruption On Mount Bacrryus

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks don’t add shite up. They let it slide and normally this is a good practice but when weird shite like aggressive feelings for […]

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Awareness

It Was Well Dressed Dudes Who Put The Scam In Scandal

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2012
  • 1 comment

Many folks no longer know what to believe. They do know that  just because it appears that judge so-in-so is an honest bench warmer don’t […]

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Awareness

Personalities Don’t Ask Permission To Switch They Just Do Whenever They Want

  • By Barry Williams
  • July 10, 2012
  • 2 comments

Most folks are unaware that their angry self and calm self are separate people. They don’t feel themselves actually swapping positions on account of continuous […]

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