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Month: November 2012

Awareness

When Dr-Drinking C-C-C-Coffee Becomes Illegal

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most Canadians know about Tim Hortons. They try to go there only once or twice a day and thankfully a Timmys is being built into […]

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Awareness

Teaching School Or Recidivism Prisoner. Same Shit Different Day.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks are oh-so-trapped. They don’t understand the danger of their lack of experience with anything but their own history. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

A Big Business Buffoon Shilly Shills For The Party

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2012
  • 2 comments

“You there!” yelled the bald guy, who was a non-renter As he pointed someone out in the crowd. “Yes you!” he repeated as if no […]

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Awareness

Legal Or Not Is How Lawyers Think And Wig Wearers Manage The World

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2012
  • 3 comments

Most folks know about invisible. They heard someone speaking about it or were informed of it directly but nevertheless, they them selves consider their thinking […]

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Awareness

Smart Still Can’t Be Hollered Into People And In Many Ways That’s Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks do not investigate their opinions. They take the same route to work every day, purchase the same groceries and wear predictable fashions and […]

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Awareness

Prosopagnosia Is Another Reason We Don’t See The Lying For The Trees

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks have heard plenty about la la land. They understand this is the place from whence most of the grease on the path to […]

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Awareness

Failure Ain’t An Option When There’s More Than One Reason To Continue

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 8, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know psychic pressure. They realize that this is what they feel when their in-laws visit but the creative people also employ it to […]

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Awareness

Giving License To Natives On Lucky Luck Luck?! The Beggars Owned It All Along!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 6, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks gamble. They bet on this thing and that and before ya know it they’ve been pawned. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Natives own […]

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Awareness

If This Ain’t The Time To Be Yourself Den What Time Would Dat Be?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 6, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks are following someone. They might be stepping in their ancestor’s footsteps or maybe even acting jis like their handlers tole dem to. Thank […]

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Awareness

Come Live With Me On My Hanglider Of Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks want to go somewhere else. They crave contrast so badly that they will take off from anywhere and land anywhere just so they […]

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Awareness

Jesus Christ, Jesus Christ. I Guess I Feel Like Jay Cee For I Have Healed Me Dead.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks have experienced an epiphany. They said or did shit which triggers this big pile of knowledge to fall on them and then somehow […]

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Awareness

Never Stop Reigning On Yer Own Parade

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Freedom is a wonderful thing that few feel they deserve. We deserve it. YOU deserve it. Trouble is, freedom comes from within and has to […]

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Awareness

Tonight We Sleep With Our Locks Wide Open

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know fear. They remember that shit from when they had to vamoose quick that night because no fixed address wouldn’t work. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

I Can Stop Getting Angry Assholes

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks pretend they’re angry. They do this on account of being so scared that they think angry is going to provide them this barrier […]

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Awareness

Two Songs Playing At The Same Time Drives People Crazy

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know confused. They seen it in traffic and in relationships and dagnabbit, right dare in all life choices. Is that free will? Thank […]

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Awareness

This Lion Was Spotted In The Embers Of A Pipe. He Nearly Jumped Out Of My Skin.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know they have heritage. They might not think about it that much (which is good) because right now they got their own fish […]

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Awareness

This Don’t Count But Ahm THREE Fucking Stories Away From Writing 1,000 for 2012!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

No one has to tell me that I’ve written a pile of shit. Yep. That is what I intended to do. A great big pile […]

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Awareness

Toss More Memory Into Yer Future And Someday The Present Will Thank You

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks want a tomorrow. They are pretty certain it’s on it’s way so what is the sense of staging the place if it’s only […]

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Awareness

How About A Big Fat Hello To Yer Autonomous Sensory Meridian Response?

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks have heads that sometimes tingle. They might even wear bean covers in an unconscious attempt to duplicate and re-deliver some small replica of […]

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Awareness

We Don’t Speak About Destiny Anymore Because Now She Talks To Us

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks feel pulled by the universe. They are driven to this, that or the other thing by the very same galactic force attracting coins […]

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Awareness

The Interviewer Was Drunk And An Hour Late. That Shoulda Been Clues One & Two.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks have suffered indignities. They struggle through them on account of their back being up against a wall which is built outa bricks waay […]

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Awareness

When The Saints Come A Marching In They Won’t Appear Like Saints

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 5, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks know about the almighty. They imagine a force which knows everything they need to know and has all the power that they would […]

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Awareness

Until There Gets To Be Too Many Cattle, Farmers Know Their Cows

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 4, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks have pets or domestic animals. They claim to “own” those alive beings and certainly act like gods toward them as they determine almost […]

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Awareness

You Don’t Need To Wallow In Shit To Know It But It Certainly Helps If You Have

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 2, 2012
  • 0 comments

I was covered in human waste from head to toe. As a swamper on the ‘honey wagon’ it was my job to unlatch the trap […]

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Awareness

Dark Back Alleys Can Be Very Scary But Rubbing Shoulders With Voters Is Scarier

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 2, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks want to be informed. They would like to know a bunch more about Jack Shit then the cauldron of crap they have been […]

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Awareness

On The Toilet Is A Phone

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks never say “he’s in the bathroom, he’ll call you back.” They don’t have to mention this on account of there being few times […]

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Awareness

Things Barry L. Williams Did Not Accel At (sneverending)

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

***This will take me a few days to flesh out so stay with me pal*** Barry Nov1, 2012 Turns out that I tried a pile […]

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Awareness

Yer Breathing In Stuff You Don’t Know You Are & Thought Transfer Works The Same

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

Most folks possess a sense of smell. They smell a waay more things now than they did twenty years ago on account of every fast […]

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Awareness

Thetans Brushing Off Scientology Risk Getting Rubbed The Wrong Way Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 1, 2012
  • 0 comments

Many folks know about cults. They understand that the moniker is just a short form of the societal description of a culture but just being […]

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