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Month: February 2013

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Babies Are Delivered By Storks Like Lies From These Disingenuous Lips

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  • February 19, 2013
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Most folks know about fables. They understand that sometimes its easier to prove a point by taking route round-a-bout but that road has ditches. Thank […]

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Awareness

If You Were Dead I Wouldn’t Be Calling You But Unfortunately, I Am.

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  • February 19, 2013
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Most folks know about guilt. They understand that some people get so good at using it that they try to move everything with it. Thank […]

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Awareness

Pretending An Eighteen Year Old Kid Is A Grownup Is Difficult & Necessary To Do

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  • February 19, 2013
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Most folks were children once. They might not even like kids or pay them any mind but whether they do or not, those young beggars […]

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Awareness

If My Wife Ran The World There’d Be 2 Rules For Everyone. 14 Billion Rules.

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  • February 18, 2013
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Many folks think we need more laws. They believe that too many people are breaking regulations that are yet to be writ without realizing that […]

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Awareness

Are Humans Like Bananas? Must We Peel The Inside Out?

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  • February 17, 2013
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Most folks know there’s more than meets the eye. They themselves reserve a bit of themselves for their intimates and they do the same for […]

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Awareness

We Will Drive Our Universe Thank You

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  • February 17, 2013
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Most folks feel like spinning. They lose that feeling some time before their age ever makes sense or is worth celebrating and they wouldn’t have […]

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Awareness

Where Every Action Actions Action

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  • February 17, 2013
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Most folks know about cause and effect. They realize they are connected but they haven’t tracked their signal to its origination so therefore don’t know […]

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Awareness

Yer Allaways Into Yerself Only If You Can Get Beyond Jealousy

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  • February 17, 2013
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You’re so fucking into yourself! Its all about you, You, YOU! You selfish motherfucker! Thank you, friend. Barry out. Say pal, you eating that popcorn…? […]

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Awareness

Have You Ever Climbed A Gloma-Atov?

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  • February 17, 2013
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Many folks alter their history. They do it by anticipating whether or not to pull in behind that tanker trailer. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Sniffin’ Just The Tiniest Bit ‘O Flour Can Turn You Into A Dough Head

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  • February 17, 2013
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Most folks know about propaganda. They don’t keep up with every thing Justin Beiber or the Enquirer have to say so it really don’t apply […]

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Awareness

Even Not Caring A Little Bit Today Equals A Pile ‘O Not Caring Over Time

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  • February 17, 2013
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Most folks know about babysitters. They aren’t expected to be better caregivers than the parents or every kid would grow up giving a care. Thank […]

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Awareness

Things Are So Bloody Good For Us That We Spin Our Wheels All De Day

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  • February 17, 2013
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Most folks have leisure time. They watch television, attend sporting and entertainment events not to mention having 140 online friends and this shit adds up. […]

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Awareness

And Inside Prison It’s Just Like Downtown. Look Anywhere But In People’s Eyes.

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  • February 17, 2013
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Most folks believe they are in their bodies. They understand that a person’s eyes are the windows to their soul and if everyone’s soul was […]

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We Are Waay Too Big For Those Stupid Old Britches

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  • February 17, 2013
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Most folks have never heard of the Yanomami tribe. They are a small group of natives who live in the Amazon rainforest and left to […]

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I Can’t Make You Do Anything But I Can Make You Wish You Had, Said Sarge.

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  • February 17, 2013
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Most folks know about military battle. They assume it is a necessary part of being civilized but they fail to make the connection between tanks […]

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Don’t Imagine The Crowd Controlling You And It Won’t Won’t Won’t

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  • February 15, 2013
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Many folks know about group think. They also understand that the odd person is determined to didge when everyone else dodges because they can can […]

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And If You Celebrate EVERY Day Most People Think That Sweird

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  • February 15, 2013
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Many folks commemorate birthdays. They also flip a big shindig on religious holidays, legal holidays and every time the fire alarm goes off. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Raping And Murdering Ain’t Just A Horrible Human Habit

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  • February 15, 2013
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Most folks know about mother nature. They see her as fuzzy and cozy and all nicey-nice when that bitch is so cruel that she will […]

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Awareness

Curiosity Only Kills Fat Cats

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  • February 15, 2013
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Most folks want things to improve. They would also like them to stay the same if possible but that ain’t possible. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Lets Not Stand Around Talking About It He Said. We’ll Re-Do It Four Times Instead.

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  • February 15, 2013
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My father was big on not discussing stuff before we tackled it. We’ll formulate a game-plan on the fly he’d say. Only its a bit […]

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Say Pal Any Idea If This Casino Is Fixed? Gee, I’m Not Sure… The City IS.

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  • February 15, 2013
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Many folks know about multi-level games. They understand that the playas have an arrangement with their families, the team docktor, each other, their coaches and […]

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Rapid Information Overlay Technology Knows Me Better Than I Do

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  • February 15, 2013
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Most folks assume they’re being followed. They recognize the person in their rear view mirror and dude two coffees up is a regular liner upper […]

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Awareness

Den Massa Let Us Go. He Release Our Chains To A Big, Much Better Plantation.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2013
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Many folks know that life is a game. They understand that just like every other game where score is being kept there’s gonna be some […]

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He’s Not Getting Clumsier With Age He Just Really Likes Cleaning Shit Up

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  • February 15, 2013
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Most folks know about motor skills. They swing their arms and turn their head sometimes at the same time and you won’t find them knocking […]

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Hyperbole? Hyperbole?! Never In A Million Years Would I Employ Hyperbole!

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  • February 15, 2013
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Most folks know about truth stretching. They understand that at certain times certain people may pull certain legs a certain amount but thats it. Thank […]

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Awareness

Yer People What Pay Attention To Rules Hardly Ever Need ‘Em

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2013
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Most folks stay within reason. They don’t keep kicking someone when they’re down and they don’t expect to be kicked if they’re ever down and […]

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Awareness

We Needed Laws Against Speeding Cause Cars Would Sometimes Fly Right By Us

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  • February 14, 2013
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Most folks know all limits have tolerances. They understand that almost everyone allows a ten percent margin and who ever wanders outside that line ain’t […]

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Awareness

American Conformity And Lack Of Individualism Amused Carl Jung In 1913

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  • February 14, 2013
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Many folks know about mind reading. They first attempt to decipher their own and if that works they move onto mind number two and if […]

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Awareness

This Way Here Is UnConWenchional. Sissies Please Choose Another Path.

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  • February 14, 2013
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Most folks know about uphill battles. They understand that it is waay preferable to defend the high ground then charge blindly toward certain slaughter in […]

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Awareness

Being So Certain He Knew Dude’s Stance Meant He Never Really Knew Him At All

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  • February 14, 2013
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Most folks need help. They may not know what kind of help or how much they need, they just know they need it. Thank you, […]

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