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Month: May 2013

Awareness

We “Domesticated” Dogs & Before Anyone Knew It We Were All Picking Up Shit

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  • May 17, 2013
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Many folks have pets. They think they own them but when the chips are down they own them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude’s Pedestal Ensured He Was A Big Fan ‘O Hierarchy

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  • May 17, 2013
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Many folks know about Ernest Shackleton. They realize he was an outstanding explorer of the Antarctic but what they don’t know is that he also […]

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Awareness

Bury Yer Fibs By Surrounding Yerself With Friendly Fellow Fibbers

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  • May 17, 2013
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Most folks know about politics. They understand that anyone playing that game must stretch the truth on account of there ain’t enough to go around. […]

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Awareness

Oil Tycoons Adhere To Supply & Demand. We Have Loot And They Demand It.

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  • May 17, 2013
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Most folks know about scarcity. They understand that when a product’s supply is monopolized, questions of fair pricing create shits and giggles. Thank you, friend. […]

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Busy Hands Make For Very Light Thinking

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  • May 17, 2013
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Most folks are head down arse up. They row like the dickens even tho’ the captain set course for sheep reef. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Reality’s Light Is So Bent That If We Look Straight We Won’t See Its Shadow

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  • May 17, 2013
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Most folks understand life is a game. They often don’t know the rules though on account of they’re concocted by the wieners. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Authority Always Lies In Wait While At Other Times It Just Lies

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2013
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Most folks are gullible. They were trained to be this way by Santa and his goodie bringing handlers. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Sure. Like […]

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Awareness

Wouldja Work Half As Hard For Yerself As You Would For Someone Else?

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  • May 17, 2013
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Most folks toil for a master. They show up when told to and perform as told to and they keep telling themselves that they want […]

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When Yer Quitting Point Matches Yer Partners Now You’ve Ground A True Halt

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 16, 2013
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Most folks feel like pulling the pin. They throw in the towel and if nobody catches it they just lost themselves a good towel. Thank […]

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We All Know Someone With Mental Health Issues Even If We Don’t Know Anyone

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  • May 16, 2013
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Most folks occasionally feel confused. They might imagine a better frame of mind but can’t feel that frame. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

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Got No Negotiating Skills? How Bout Employing Hierarchy?

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  • May 15, 2013
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Many folks want to be leaders. They would like children to listen to them or someone’s ass is getting kicked. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Witches, Negros And Persecuted People All Ride The Same Rails As Pot

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 15, 2013
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Most folks know about ignorance. They realize that humankind is slowly revealing superstition as a plight deserving eradication. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Cannabis Induces […]

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Evil Describes Rabid Animals Dressed Up To Resemble Humans

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  • May 15, 2013
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Most folks know about pain. They understand that to inflict it unjustly requires unbounded ignorance. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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People Who Herd Children Are The Worst Of The Pack

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  • May 15, 2013
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Many folks have the same name. They respond uniquely tho’ to this similar sound and usually think uniquely too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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If You Think Yer Sick Then Yer Thinking Might Be Sick

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 15, 2013
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Most folks exhibit symptoms of disease. They recognize their not-rightedness by calling it every name in the book. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Past And Future Will Shake Hands But They Don’t “Like” Each Other

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 15, 2013
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Most folks live one day only. They peat and repeat it over and over until death parts their daze. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Recognizing Patterns Is Imperative. Recognizing Origin Is Sweeter Than Sweet.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2013
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Most folks make mistakes. They might even know who is making them even if they don’t know what made them. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Five Good Smart Friends Swell Yer Noggin So Much That None Of Yer Hats Will Fit

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  • May 14, 2013
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Most folks disguise their appearance. They aim their hair and cover 95 percent of their skin with animals & plants made into fabrics, creams and […]

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If There’s Enough Crazy People They Ain’t Crazy

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2013
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Most folks conform to their culture. They may not even know that they’re bathing in everyone else’s stinky water. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Yes, […]

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Birds Have Intent. Do You?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2013
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Most folks have seen foul squabble. They chirp and cheep toward some end that if not realized causes a flap. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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When Better Times Smiled On You And You Refused To Smile Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2013
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Most folks know the future to be malleable. They forget that the past acts the same way via reflection extracting nonexistent meaning. Thank you, friend. […]

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The Path We Tread Is Bound With Fraught If We Wind Up Where We Ought Not

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  • May 14, 2013
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Many folks don’t ponder repercussions. They bump their way through a life smeared with arrogant frustration. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Watch yer mouth or […]

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Experience Often Hampers The Unfurling Of Reality’s Cloak

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2013
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Most folks do only what they know. They ignore what they don’t know even though they ought to know it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Eight Hours A Day Is Waay Too Long To Head In The Wrong Direction

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 14, 2013
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Most folks work. They toil for financial reward even if it drives ’em whacky. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Increase Yer Capacity For Thought Through A Parallel Brain Contraption

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2013
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Most folks have been used. They sadly don’t often return the favor by engaging their user’s thinker. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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There Is No Playing Dead On The Cattle Truck Of Life

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2013
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Most folks are being delivered to their demise. They follow their nose and the rest of the herd with little concept of their destination’s finality. Thank […]

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Listening To The City Makes You Dozy

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2013
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Most folks have selective hearing. They have to on account of there being so many involuntary sounds to hear true tired ears. Thank you, friend. […]

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And Dude Had Every Lawnmower In The Booky Book Book

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2013
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Most folks need a purpose. They scramble every day to present their value by consuming the ridiculous. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Please Paralyze Jis Part Of My Concern So I Can Still At Least Think Of Myself

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2013
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Most folks know the status quo. They understand that whatever it is, it don’t apply to them because who’d do this much against their will […]

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Awareness

Direction Matters And Speed Matters When Tripping On The Staircase Of Time

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  • May 9, 2013
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Most folks are heading for trouble. They thankfully possess an inbuilt indicator which alerts them to meetings whose frequency may cancel dem dough. Thank you, […]

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