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Month: May 2013

Awareness

Imagine Yerself As Someone Else And Poof! Gawddammit You Are!

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  • May 9, 2013
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Most folks have a conscience. They protect their credit rating and save for the future but that poor bastard picked the wrong day for car […]

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Awareness

You May Think Yer Thinking But Recalling Ain’t Thinking

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  • May 9, 2013
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Most folks are under pressure. They suffer from the expectations of others even when they don’t exist. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

So If You Think No One’s Watching That’s Jis You Thinking That No One Is Watching

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2013
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Most folks have eyes. They, for the most part, can’t help but use ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Yeah Sarge, we got a pair […]

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Awareness

The Day After Dude Didn’t Take His Pill Was The Day Everything Got Different

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  • May 9, 2013
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Most folks are aware. They are not aware of how little they are aware of though until they aim their awareness at their awareness. Thank […]

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Awareness

Normal Is A Function Of Timing Pally So Please No Chanting Right Now

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2013
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Most folks change as they grow. They act foolish like children when young and retarded like idiots as adults. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Laziest Engaged Strivers You’ve Never Seen

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2013
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Most folks have a secret life. They bend perception around reality so well that from this angle they’re unrecognizable. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Mom […]

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Awareness

One Day The Burning Of Records Stopped Because CD’s Were Now Being Burnt

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 9, 2013
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Most folks change their mind. They are certain they feel a specific way about stuff until pondering wrecks shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When The Truth Is Stretched You Can See Rat Through It

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2013
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Most folks fib. They try very hard not to  mislead themselves but when shit’s this deep who touches bottom? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Yer Deeds Belong To You Alone But Its Partners For Everything Else

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2013
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Most folks think they own their thoughts. They forget that the state determines acceptable pondering and provides hard time for otherwise thinkers. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Locate Yer Rate Of Decay Then Dive In

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 8, 2013
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Most folks know life can speed. They also realize that it can take forever to expire on account of it having a too small whole […]

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Awareness

Without A Plan There Was Nothing To Change While Change Changed Everything

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2013
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Most folks fly by the seat of their pants. They couldn’t tell you what happened last Tuesday and they can’t tell you what is most […]

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Awareness

Nothing To Say Ain’t Just Yer Problem, Yer Silence Harms Us All.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2013
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Most folks are learning nada. They wrongly think there is nothing more they need to know while the universe expands around them. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Hope You Don’t Mind Yer Mind Being Read

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 4, 2013
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Most folks know nada about Echelon. They assume their private conversations are between private parties and they are except some parties are more private than […]

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Awareness

Old Humans Ain’t Allowed In The World Of Inc. So It’s Botox, Hair Hats & Dye

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 4, 2013
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Most folks age graciously. They don’t attempt to conceal maturity by filling their face with needles. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Botox injections are up […]

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Awareness

Yer Best Friend Bitter Be You

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2013
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Many folks talk to themselves. They do so because they realize they are not traveling alone and it’s noisy here. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

How To Organize In The Face Of Chaos

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2013
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Most folks know ignorance. They probably had to feign it themselves when stupid struck them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Want To Overcome Bankaphobia? Find A Banker You Can Look In The Face.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 3, 2013
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Most folks have a bank account. They operate it similar to a boarding stable housing horses seldom ridden. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Sage Francis […]

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Awareness

Similar To The Model T Ford, Religious Belief Has Its Place.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2013
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Most folks accept religion. They agree it’s normally benign until the stakes start burning. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Vibrations Add And Vibrations Subtract Based On How You Feel About Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2013
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Most folks enjoy music. They appreciate a certain kind of tune though because how can that head banging shit be music? Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

If You Can’t Be In Two Places At Once How Bout Trying A Trillion?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2013
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Most folks know about the universe. They imagine it to be so big that there is only room for one. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Living The Life Of Riley In Solitary Confinement

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2013
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Most folks have a physical address. They realize that in order to get what is coming to them they need to be different in nearly […]

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Awareness

Yer Habits Pretend That Reality Stays The Same

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 2, 2013
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Most folks know about circumstances. They understand that situations change but forget that the way out of their mess is not the way in. Thank […]

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