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Month: November 2013

Awareness

Problems Come And Problems Go But They Never Stay Gone For Long

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  • November 24, 2013
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Most folks yearn for the right of way. They will wait their turn if necessary but usually they’d like others to move to one side so Their Highness may […]

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Awareness

Once The Shooting Starts Nobody Cares Like The People Making Ammo

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2013
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Most folks want peace. They know that peace is some agreement with madness far beneath their surface but ahh, what fools for love and hope they are… Thank […]

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Awareness

When Boyz Kiss Each Other On The Lips

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2013
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My son. He kisses me. Son-of-a-beggar hugs me. He says he loves me. All wrong that boy, all wrong. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Brett […]

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Awareness

Jesus & Fuck Were Both Thanked By Dude For His Children Being Smarter Than He

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2013
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Most folks have a mirror. They unfortunately don’t have the morphing kind of mirror that telegraphs one’s gaffs and missteps and minimizes any reflections offered. […]

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Awareness

If Happiness Is Within, What Is Happiness Without ? – Jiminy Cricket

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 23, 2013
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Many folks know geniuses. They seldom call ’em like they see ’em though and miss out on a whack of active geniosity. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

The Interpreter Advised “Youse Wait Here.” While He Snuck Out To Talk To The Chief

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2013
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Most folks know about the legal system. They understand that if you ain’t good at latin or used to seeing grown people all dressed up […]

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Awareness

If You Don’t Speak Roman In Rome, What Yer Saying Is Latin For Trouble.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2013
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Most folks keep up with current events. They wallpaper their consciousness with one way views and are so busy reading their perimeter that they forget […]

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Awareness

The Language They Spoke Was Intimid Ation And Jeepers They Were Well Spoken!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2013
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Most folks know about criminals. They understand that these beggars employ a combination strategy of real and imaginary force in an effort to control their quarry which is  so […]

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Awareness

The Whole Thing Was Topsy Turvy Meaning The Unbent Really Stood Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2013
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Most folks know about crazy. They understand that if Romans are acting a a little strange and they are in Rome then their best bet […]

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Awareness

They Were Clearly Headed In The Wrong Direction But The Pills Made It Matter Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2013
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Most folks have heard of depression. They understand that entire countries can enter this minor madness which soon starts taking swipes at citizens who duck and cover […]

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Awareness

They Were Doing Things They Shouldn’t And For That They Would Be Spanked

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 21, 2013
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Most folks have seen car accidents. They rubberized their neck enough to catch a fleeting glimpse of the scary twisted metal on metal calamity yet as they drove away […]

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Awareness

Dude Could No Longer Handle Bullshit So From Now On He Had To Juggle It

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2013
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Most folks have been fed up. They reached limits they didn’t  even know they had but once they revealed themselves they were stretched beyond imagination. […]

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Awareness

Our Hero’s Heroine Loved Heroin But He Loved Her More Than It

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  • November 19, 2013
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Most folks have habits. They seldom acknowledge them or charge them rent though & that’s too bad because habits would be nothing without them. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

It’s Always Us And It’s Always Them And Us We Already Know About

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2013
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Many folks know about micro / macro. They understand that everywhere they look is just one place inside another place inside another place and this […]

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Awareness

And Every Successful Zoo Keeper Knows That They’re Here For The Lions Not Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2013
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Most folks kick up a stank. They don’t start off trying to foul the air about them but no matter what they do, shit’s gonna […]

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Awareness

Tit For Tat Is Real, Real, Real Just Like Yuck And Yum.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2013
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Most folks know about karma. They hope that something is driving events and whatever it is that is doing said driving separates the bad and good […]

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Awareness

No, Rob Ford Is Definitely NOT The President Of Canada.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2013
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Many folks know about fame. They know that, like gold, it requires an exploding star to make but what they don’t know is that Fame Favors […]

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Awareness

“Arete!” They Hollered. “Arete, Arete!” And By Golly He Thought They Meant It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2013
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Most folks know about improvement. They understand that upgrading stuff which doesn’t really require upgrading is not only a needless drain on resources it’s also foolhardy on account of […]

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Awareness

You Must Choose Yer Cross To Bear Or Yer Cross To Bear Will Choose You

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2013
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Most folks know about volunteers. They don’t get paid and STILL get told what to do and if they don’t do it they could be […]

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Awareness

Please Rob Ford Don’t Turn Religious Because The Devil Needs Our Souls

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2013
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Most folks have given up. They did what they could, swung their best swing, pulled harder than they’ve ever pulled and went all out or […]

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Awareness

Do I Self Censor? Fucking Right I Do!

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2013
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Most folks have a mom and dad. They can sometimes barely stand having this one set of parents without being told what to think, do and say by […]

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Awareness

“So You’re Gonna Wind Up With Two Days In One” Crazy Man Told The Crowd.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 19, 2013
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Most folks know about banks. They understand that financial institutions can start new days at whatever time Friday they choose. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The Masses Were Told They’d Be Damn Well Paid For Doing Absolutely Nothing At All

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2013
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Two boats. Boat number one has a few old bastards while boat number two has nearly none. A strong rope ladder binds them together. Skin […]

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Awareness

Then All Of A Sudden A Single Lemming Didn’t Make The Leap

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2013
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The world is in financial and other big trouble. Shit is hitting the fan. Not everybody is keeping their cool. Lance Armstrong, who is Lance […]

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Awareness

The Connection Between Mind And Body Pally Is Thin, Thin, Thin.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2013
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Most folks lose consciousness. They might still attempt to inform others how they slept but what they’re describing is the hangover. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Snow Makes A Sound That Cancels Yours If Yer Deep Enough Under It

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2013
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Most folks think water is mindless. They imagine they can do anything with, in and on water including imbibing as much as they want but H2O was here […]

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Awareness

Dude Could Keep Only So Many Spooks Busy & They Were Starting To Pile Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2013
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Most folks follow somebody. They might be fans of Jesus or what’s his name from Black Sabbath and they might keep tabs on certain world […]

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Awareness

Dude Thought He Was illiterate But It Turns Out His Eyes Were Full

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  • November 17, 2013
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Most folks know enough. They don’t need to be bothered learning a bunch of shit they’ll never use and besides most things these days come […]

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Awareness

Just Travelin’ Through The Universe, Your Search Engine And You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2013
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Most folks have been online. They say and ask stuff of the online gods that few people have asked any god prior and the online […]

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Awareness

All Were Acquainted With Splitting Hairs But Knew Nada Of Atomic Repulsion

  • By Barry Williams
  • November 17, 2013
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Most folks know about hands off. They understand this to mean that they should not come into physical contact with a target object but say […]

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