Year: 2013

Many folks live on the edge. They love the feeling of just being above or below something grand and that view gives and takes bigtime. […]

Many folks want smiles wiped off people’s faces. They want to be able to control a room just by walking into it and if they […]

Most folks know gasoline comes through a hose. They understand that it has always come through a hose and yeah, they get that gas comes […]

Many folks pray for bad shit to happen. They might even go so far as to pin poke a doll with similar traits to the […]

Most folks know something about history. They understand that the memorable portions are yarded from their moorings by humans who tend to be at best […]

Most folks are aware of motives. They seldom contemplate their own reasons for acting the way they do but everyone else is fair game. Thank […]

Most folks make mistakes. They hate to see others make mistakes though and in their rush to insulate these others from committing atrocious errors they […]

Many folks get it half right. They see what’s there alright but they have no idea what it is, why its there or who brung […]

Most folks have asked themselves ‘why me?’ They forget that they’re running a many mee’s Battleship Retractica which has hundreds of droids ready (some being […]

Most folks don’t like being stared at. They might be okay with it though if there was a partition between them and the people staring […]

Most folks in north america know about elves. They understand that these little beggars work in an environment so unfriendly that they have little choice […]

One day when my son Brett was 3 years old he projectile vomited. I’d only heard of projectile vomiting up to that point but dude […]

Jesus fuck I hate enforcing stupid rules. I’m putting this eye out for yer own good! Stupid stupid stupid. So stupid that I just fucking […]

Most folks know about here today gone tomorrow. They understand that just because something is new and improved don’t mean it will always be new […]

“Has she ever been laid down?” motorcycle purchasers query bike sellers. What they’re asking is, has this cycle ever been dropped on its side, especially […]

JESUS DAD CALM DOWN! I would be grabbing my father by the shoulder as he tried to scramble out of the restaurant booth. I’d have […]

Today I rubbed bellies with Kim Dotcom. Yeah, Ahm officially one of the parasites now feeding at his free fifty whatever electronic storage trough. I […]

Most folks know about buffoonery. They can’t quite describe it in words but they’re certain it runs hand in glove with hanker-chiefs, bow-ties and comb-overs. […]

Many folks don’t mind paying fifteen dollars for popcorn. They might even go for the entire number two special for just shy of twenty-five dollars […]

One day this strapping young fellow walked by my humble abode. “Say there oldtimer,” the friendly lad called out to me. “It’s a lovely, bright […]

Most folks know about privilege. They understand that taken to extremes it separates the men so completely from the boys that no one even wonders […]

Most folks need caring. They must care about themselves primarily of course but must also care about others because planting little concern reaps double. Thank […]

Many folks know about parameters. They understand that people can only accomplish things within reason and if that is warped yer over’s loaded. Thank you, […]

One day when I was 15 years old my father called to me from outside our autobody shop. I heard him holler “Barry, c’mere and […]

My father attracted subservient people. He became so good at it that he even found a god that would lend an ear to the great […]

Many folks have stinky farts. They break wind at the most inopportune time which might coincide with a fellow fart smeller entering the arena and […]

Oil don’t look like gasoline when it comes out of the ground. Someone has to move a pile of dirt to find silver and diamonds […]

Most folks appreciate choices. They know though that when they’re given too many the decision process slows waay down and that seems to stump enough […]

Many folks have heard of Moby Dick. They usually don’t know that the story is truthfully based upon the plight of the whale-ship Essex crew […]

Most folks take personal inventory. They wind up with I’m too fat, too short or why in hail was I born into poverty but they […]