Archive for January, 2014

The Name Of The Game Is – Hey Look, It’s A Game!

Many folks take playing seriously. They put everything they have into what they call playtime and anyone who doesn’t play to win will be badly beaten. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

Life Is A Bargain If You Bargain. If You Don’t It Costs Everything Plus.

Most folks accept what’s coming. They refuse to exercise their decisive capacity and go with the flow even as it’s heading straight over the falls. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

They Started As Same Hand Fingers And Became Rival Towns

Most folks know about seeds. They understand that seeds seldom resemble that which they unfurl, similar to heat popping corn. Thank you, friend. Barry out. If only humans could be as flexible as corn. . .

Sittin’ On The Bank Of Yer Own Thought Stream. Dip Yer Toe Into The Flow Of It.

Many folks know about sound waves. They understand that sound waves can bounce all over hell’s half acre and in the absence of some device to transmute them, remain unheard. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Evry dang whar a person looks. Dar is somin’.

If Dude Could Change By Snapping His Fingers He’d Steer Clear Of Other Snappers

Most folks want their lives to improve. They would like someone besides themselves to make it happen though on account of knowing nada about get-go. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Their Life Was Invested In Diggin’ Ditch. Will The Ditches Give ‘Em Abit Back?

Many folks know about fast food. They care little about how many people if any it takes to create their fast food, they just want it fast and as cheap as huma mechanically possible. Thank you, friend. Barry out. You’re getting fries with that. . .

If You’re Having Trouble Sleeping Try Staying Awake

Most folks follow life patterns. They disrupt them for many reasons though, without realizing that their patterns wield their own hefty influencing force. Thank you, friend. Barry out.    

Dit-Dit-Dit, Dah-Dah-Dah, Dit-Dit-Dit.

Most folks can guess. They don’t though and this lack of applied vision is blinding. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  SOS

It Wasn’t Exactly True That They Were Dead, They Were Closer To Not Alive.

Many folks know about programs. They understand that programs can be uploaded voluntarily with the programmed having little idea to what degree they follow code. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Reality shows are not scripted. The news is never made up.

Lawdy. . . Help The Helpless Caught In Stupid, Stupid Systems.

Most folks know about process. They understand that circumstances matter shit to an ingrained process on account of it having no sense. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Where Ying And Yang Meet They’re About The Yame

Many folks are middle of the road. They are content staying away from the edges even though playing it so safe on the outside forces them into dangerously close contact on the inside. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

The Sky She Is So Flexible But The Ground, He Don’t Move Much.

Many folks know about structural tension. They understand that the closer they get to their goals the less tension’s available to make shit happen so  this waning drive to action must be countered consciously or their chute cord won’t be pulled. Thank you, friend. Barry out. 

It’s Okay To Not Like YerSelf For One Day In A Row

Most folks know about Par. They know when they’re not feeling up to it that Par can  be so all encompassing that anything below it is shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

SumBitch Bet Upon His Self And SumBitch Lost Real Bad

Most folks take risks. They walk straight across the path of impatient strangers roaring impatient cars and they take their own sweet time crossing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Then The Little Bricks In Human Hands And Ears Started Getting Hot, Hot, Hot.

Most folks have a cell phone. They wish they had one if they don’t and similar to the first non-smokers, their abstinence will be noted. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Hands free cell phone driving ain’t law because of distraction, it’s law to keep you from pressing that iron agin yer noggin.  Ats why dey […]

Ain’t Nothin’ Crazy Under The Sun Just Something Crazy TO YOU

Many folks line up. They line up outside soup kitchens for a free meal on cold, dreary nights & early on holidaze for lower prices and will even wait for hours in the freezing cold to have  their image captured beside a big shiny cup. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Regina hockey fans thrilled by Stanley Cup “Hundreds lined up in […]

30,000 Packets Of Orange Powder, Some Marge Anda Whacka Cheeze Whiz.

Many folks know about macaroni and cheese. They understand that both the macaroni and powered cheese are nothing close to what they resemble but for one dollar and seven minutes no one gives a shit. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

There Was This Place Called Too Fucking Smart But Dude Was Nowhere Close

Most folks have their own opinion. They seldom wonder who and how shaped it though and that slip powders them up for such knee & back slappin’ that the dust to dust chokes and dies ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

What I Don’t Like About Living In Heaven By Barry L. Williams

“You have to get yer own,” he said. That’s what I mostly don’t like about living in heaven. Thank you, friend. Barry out. It’s a fucking schmorg man! You’ll starve if you just sit there!

Dude Thought He OverThunk

Most folks aren’t contemplating much. They usually answer “huh?!” when asked about what they might be thinking about and from that point on most of them wonder what was meant by such a question. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Dude Wasn’t So Much An Alcoholic As A Mind Altering Juice Imbiber

Most folks get thirsty. They sometimes get so damn thirsty they’d  ‘kill’ for a glass of water. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Keep yer pie hole shut ’til I mainline muh first caffeine smartbomb.  

There’ll Be Laughs Galore When Everybody Stars In Their Very Own Candid Camera

Most folks know themselves. They also understand that there is always more to be known about themselves and if that more is already known by strangers, there goes the life of the party. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Live first responder mobile applications at IWCE 2013

Two Parents Can Grow So Far Apart That Their Offspring Resemble Neither

Most folks began as children. They obeyed their caregivers until the caregivers stopped caring & that flood gate sourced a new river effortlessly followed. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Every Santa Sighting Reminded Dude That Truth Obfuscation Is Standard

Most folks like holidaze. They don’t really care much whom or what is causing them, they’d just like them to cause more. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Stupid Is As Honest As Smart Is Sly

Most folks are bad actors. They couldn’t pretend to be someone else if their life depended on it and unfortunately, it does. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Alcohol Diminishes Pareidolia

Many folks imbibe liquid spirits. They don’t often realize though that doing so limits their skill of detecting patterns which usually results in them getting hammered multiple times. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Pareidolia

Dude Felt Okay With The Witches. Their Spells Resembled His Spells.

Most folks know that the earth spins. They understand that this revolving means that the sky which appears to be night never remains night. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

This Universe Can Not Be Changed, Only Recognized.

Most folks travel on roads. They sometimes imagine that they are choosing where they want to go but they go where the road goes. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Practice. . . Practice Really Seriously The Idea Of Loving Yourself.

Most folks know about relationships. They understand that to enjoy a relationship with somebody is to show that person in as many ways as possible that they care. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Paranoia Can Be Enjoyable If You Understand Who’s Creating It

Many folks seek fear. They ride killer highways to further deadly careers that keep ’em balanced on the cutting edge of their bloody seats. Thank you, friend. Barry out.