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Month: March 2014

Awareness

Each Day Dude Rote Large On His Beach And Each Evening The Ocean Replied

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  • March 26, 2014
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  More, life said. Give me more. More life for those alive and more alive. More, life said. Give… me… more…   Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Back In The Day We Just Slaughtered The Natives. Now Look At All Of You!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2014
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  Wherever light skinned men turn their eyes, there go the property rights of former new world inhabitants. Like construction workers who never live in […]

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Awareness

Ignorant Bastardiness Is A Rotten Tooth That Sooner Or Later Must Be Pulled

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2014
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Many folks become wise. They learn at sometimes an excruciatingly slow pace but never-the-less, they do learn that they are a minority. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

First Produce Fibers In Yer Being THEN Start Playing With Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 26, 2014
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Many folks try their damnedest. They huff and puff until they blow whatever house they need to have blown down but none of this happens […]

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Awareness

If Dude Grows Up

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  • March 26, 2014
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When Dude grows up He wants to be Big and tall and strong. He wants success, though not overnight, Still, it shouldn’t take too long. […]

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Awareness

A Touch And Go Soldier

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 25, 2014
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Day 1. There’s no life like it! Day 2. Think of it son… See the world, maybe learn another language. Income tax free money! Day 3. Why […]

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Awareness

Praise The Lawd That Praying Don’t Work Until You Get Really Good At It

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 25, 2014
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Most folks have wished someone ill. They fantasized about so-in-so dropping stone cold dead as a fucking doornail dead on hopefully a hair covered bathroom floor but […]

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Awareness

Calling All White People. The Slave Thing She Has Sweeched!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 25, 2014
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Most folks want independence. They also want someone else to take out the trash, cook their fast food and where the fuck is my same […]

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Awareness

Dude Was Going To Sell Out Whether In A Selling Mood Or Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2014
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Many folks are honest with themselves. They fool themselves sure but they understand that at some point the bullshit parade is coming to a stop and if they’re […]

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Awareness

If Yer Taking Off Think Of A Place To Land

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2014
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Most folks get upset. They hopefully soon pick themselves right side up and figure out how they got all upside down. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Assholishness Has No Reflection

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2014
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Most folks know about mirrors. They understand that mirrors are tools to illuminate their appearance but also selfie rakes of vanity slathering con con consumerism. Thank […]

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Awareness

Dude Had His Way Of Being Ahead If Only Up His Own Arsehole

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2014
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Many folks need to be right. They often commit so many wrongs in the process that their right turns out wrong for everybody. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

This Isn’t Silence, It’s Verbal Austerity. This Isn’t Silence, It’s Verbal Austerity. This…

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 24, 2014
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Most folks care about their stuff. They often unfortunately don’t care as much about the care giver of their stuff. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Laconic phrase […]

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Awareness

You Perhaps Think Yerself Pretty Smart But Think Again, Again, Again.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Most folks avoid reflecting. They can barely stand the doofus they see in their mirror every morning let alone taking the rap for what might […]

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If A Fish Bit Every Line, Well… Fishin’d Be No Fun.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Most folks don’t question why. They just do as they are told and ask others to do as they are told on account of if everyone […]

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If You Think About It (And Most People Don’t) Then You’d Be An Original Thinker

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Many folks prefer to ride. They don’t drive on account of wherever they want to to someone is already going so why make two trips? Thank […]

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Awareness

When Billy Says It Ain’t Closin’ Time It Sure As Hell Ain’t Closin’ Time!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Many folks get up when they want to. They require no jingling bells or fake brook sounds to crack their peepers, no, these fortunates work […]

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Awareness

Children Grow Up But Adults Do Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Most folks have rules. They enforce them in their home, neighborhood and vehicles but everywhar else is open season. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When One Dude On The Boat Got Smarter The Whole Damn Boat Got Smarter!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Many folks have been dragged under. They likely could have saved themselves if it weren’t for the tight grip a proximate Going Downer had on their timeline. […]

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Awareness

The Water Isn’t Boiling, It’s Just A Little Warmer.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Most folks can be snuck up on. They are busy looking this way and that in a field of view with too many things to […]

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Awareness

So Everyone Was Spanked, Just In Case…

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 23, 2014
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Most folks have been through security. They willingly submit to electronic and physical searches to preserve the juggernaut called freedom. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Livin’ A Life Of SAU: Shit Adds Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2014
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Most folks know about two and two. They understand those two numbers can sum to four or depict a much larger number of twenty-two depending […]

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Awareness

Life On The Back Of A Wild ‘Ol Dawg

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 22, 2014
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Most folks know about history. They understand that it repeats itself and repeats itself but that cycle doesn’t occur in their life because they are more […]

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Awareness

Vape Don’t Stop The Pain But It Surely Takes The Shine Off It

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Most folks know that pot relaxes. They understand that yer best pot imbibed by the right im biber at the right imbibing time can knock […]

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Awareness

Nacho Kay

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Most folks follow their follower. They do so in order to apply makeup while driving or eat enroute on account of getting ahead requires loosing […]

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Awareness

Dude Could See The Water But The Speeding Boat Showed No Wake

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Many folks fly without wings. They don’t need them if they can climb into something that already has ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

A Certain Amount Of Magic In Everything

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Most folks know about misdirection. They understand that almost anyone can have their attention detoured but they ain’t drivin’! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Want To Work Well In The Human Clock? Take Time To Mesh With Many Gears.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Most folks know about rubber meeting the road. They understand that tires and the planet  have a surface and if those surfaces  are rubbed the […]

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Awareness

And Yet The Two Bullets, Success And Failure, Stuck Each Other Mid Flight.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 21, 2014
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Many folks have been pushed to the edge. They say they can’t do it anymore and goddammit this time they mean it and if someone […]

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Awareness

Pat Yer Own Back Yes But Creams No

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 20, 2014
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Many folks can pick themselves up. They grab their bootlaces and yard ’em for all their worth with full knowledge that if the shoe fits […]

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