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Month: March 2014

Awareness

So Yer Emotional Check Bounced

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  • March 12, 2014
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Most folks count on others. They can’t be in ten places at once & there are only X amount o’ hours in a day so […]

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Awareness

Money Can Be Withdrawn From Emotional Bank Accounts

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  • March 12, 2014
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Most folks know about value. They often forget though how much value is laying all about them though in the form of family name, tradition and affiliation. […]

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Awareness

Scarcity Killed A Ton ‘O People Even In The Richest Of Homes

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  • March 12, 2014
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Most folks know about love. They understand that life without love is like a flashlight without batteries because who needs batteries until they need ’em? Thank […]

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Awareness

It’s Legal To Hit Yer Children. Legal… Legal Ain’t Automatically Right.

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  • March 12, 2014
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Most folks have been smacked. They didn’t like it when it happened and sanity demanded that they make sense of a defenseless attack so they […]

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Awareness

How Marc Emery’s Overgrow The Government Got Way Waay OverGrown

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  • March 12, 2014
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Many folks imbibe marijuana. They are usually aware of the last big Canadian witch of pot to be burned at the pot stake and by […]

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Awareness

You Sure As Heck Don’t Want Yer School Clothes Dirty

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  • March 12, 2014
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Most folks enjoy clean knowledge. They don’t want to learn about people cleaning toilets, sewers or carcasses and lets don’t bring up hotdogs. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

They Couldn’t Tell If It Was Birthday Day. With That Beggar They Never Knew.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 12, 2014
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Many folks could care squat about the day they opened their eyes. They understand that the beginning of life is in the eye of the beholder, […]

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Awareness

Make A Plan And Wreck It. Wreck It And Advance A Head.

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  • March 12, 2014
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Many folks know about predictions. They know that predictions can be wrong and the predictor can still get better at predicting. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Yer Just A Pretend Car Salesperson Until You’ve Sold A Car

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  • March 12, 2014
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Most folks know about resistance. They understand that to get up off the couch requires more energy than getting on and banana peelers need desire. Thank […]

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Awareness

Sing If You Need To Sing. Crunch If You Need To Crunch But Do What U Need 2 Do!

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  • March 12, 2014
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Most folks know about rivers. They understand that if anyone attempts to stem the flow from a stream they better be prepared for a flood. […]

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Awareness

Dude Was A Farm-a-Holic

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  • March 12, 2014
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Most folks know about combines. They know that combines have gears that no one wants to get caught up in but some farmers still do. […]

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Awareness

Heavy On Prince Said The Principle

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  • March 10, 2014
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Most folks know about corporations. They own large buildings and most of the aircraft off’n on the planet and they make, ship and store our […]

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Awareness

I Think I Can Is A Necessary Lie And Fakery A Marketable Skill

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2014
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Most folks fool themselves. They imagine they can predict the outcomes of their actions and feign total control of their  lives until the shit hits the fan and they toss their […]

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Awareness

Too Much Satisfaction Has Been The Ruin Of Many Lives

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 10, 2014
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Most folks know about appetite. They understand that when someone’s hungry enough they don’t fuss much ’bout sweet ‘r sour. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

The People Were Hooked On Easy But Easy Wasn’t In Their Cards

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  • March 10, 2014
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Most folks know about stuff not working. They understand that walking worked for a while, then horses, next coal fired trains and then horseless carriages […]

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Awareness

“If Only” Was The Last Thing Dude’s Dad Said. Words Well Worth Remembering.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 7, 2014
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Most folks have regrets. They are able to imagine what is  possible while contrasting what actually IS and make real emotions. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

You Know Not About Tomorry

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 4, 2014
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One bump could change everything. One beep followed by another beep. Beep beep beep what the fuck? Beep beep fucking beep, you gott a rightaway! […]

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Awareness

You Don’t Want To, The Old Timer Warned, To Be The Last To Freeze.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2014
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Most folks know when to stop. They attempt and try and strive until the cows come home and if nothing has happened by then they give […]

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Awareness

If You Pretend That Yer Okay & I Pretend That I’m Okay, We’ll Be Okay, Okay?

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  • March 3, 2014
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Most folks want things to work out. They resist yelling or being yelled at and at every corner they control their temper because once a […]

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Awareness

One Doan Fack Wit De Wholely UnFackables

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2014
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Most folks have expectations. They suffer to the degree that reality don’t meet up with ’em though which puts the ki-bosh on future expectations. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Daze ‘O The Week, Months ‘O The Year And Years All In A Row

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  • March 3, 2014
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Most folks know about patterns. They usually don’t realize though that humans seek patterns in everything & monkey see, monkey do. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

The Human Race Is Loop-De-Loo And Some Want Out De Loop

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  • March 3, 2014
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Most folks don’t see things coming. They’re watching the person in front of them and the people on either side and behind them and being […]

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Awareness

Are Some Relationships Like Wine…Best Consumed After Aging?

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  • March 3, 2014
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Most folks want to get along. They get along with them whom get along with them and if not, they get along until they do. Thank […]

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Awareness

Work Life: Five On, Two Off. Good Life: Two On, Five Off.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2014
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Many folks die in the saddle. They do what they can do until they can’t do it no mo’. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

In Sprangtime They Drug The WarshTub Out Cause TownWard Was Comin’ Up Fast

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2014
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Most folks present themselves. They clean, preen and sometimes extreme themselves prior to facing the world making  most of what is visible to their naked eye […]

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Awareness

When Humans Stop Rolling Over Nations Will Too

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  • March 2, 2014
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Most folks get rubbed. They sometimes get rubbed the wrong way and other times to sleep but the rubbing, it don’t stop. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Some Police Are Okay With Being Filmed And The Same Goes For Citizens

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  • March 2, 2014
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Many folks have seen video of a person being detained. They are usually extremely happy to not be in the Unfortunate Joe’s spot on accounta […]

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Awareness

Ain’t Nuttin’ Wrong Wit Being Fucked As Long As You Know You’s Fucked

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  • March 2, 2014
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Most folks are striving to remain sane. They attempt to hold shit together even when the whole world tips upside down and in turmoil like […]

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