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Month: April 2014

Awareness

Dude Didn’t Want No Trouble Naw But Trouble Don’t Ask It Does

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  • April 22, 2014
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Most folks avoid dark alleys. They rightly imagine tough stuff flowing down those shadowed lanes and their future whispers no don’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Don’t Lean Against This Animal No. This Sonofabitch Will Bite You!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 21, 2014
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Most folks know about force. They would employ it only as a last resort but they know a certain state that will  yard iron a […]

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Awareness

Before: Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous. Now: Bad Boys Whacha Gonna Do?

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  • April 21, 2014
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Most folks have lined up. They usually want whatever they are lining up for though, even if they may not be overjoyed at lining up […]

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Awareness

So Many Things Were True, True, True That No One Believed The Simple Truth.

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  • April 21, 2014
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Many folks know about reality. They understand that reality can never be fully comprehended because it is revealed from the bottom up and as everyone […]

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Awareness

Find Out Who Yer Down Line Is Cause When They’re Down They Need A Line

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 21, 2014
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Most folks require support. They want someone to see their view and to commiserate with them and if they are unable to attract the necessary skeletal […]

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Awareness

Mindfulness Is A Tippy Thing

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  • April 19, 2014
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Most folks are semi compassionate. They scrunch their shoulders and wince whenever they encounter injury on account of an ability to feel the pain of others […]

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Awareness

Find A Release For Yer Pressure Or Yer Pressure Will Make Its Way Out

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  • April 17, 2014
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Most folks lose it. They have had it, all they can take and whoever doesn’t get that is gonna get it! Thank you, Barry out.

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Awareness

Mistakes WILL Curse You If You Don’t Give Them What They Want

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  • April 17, 2014
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Most folks are paying attention. They aren’t paying much but they at least leave tips and as everyone knows, one must be a pretty good […]

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Awareness

All That Stood ‘Tween Dude And Vacation Was A Couple Little Stop ‘N Frisks

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  • April 17, 2014
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Most folks consider themselves free. They don’t have huge welts from snappy mind changers on their back and the boss says if they don’t feel […]

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Awareness

Yeah, Yer Following A Path Alright But Which One And Is It Yours?

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  • April 17, 2014
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Most folks have dreams. They often relegate them to the dark recesses of their minds though, totally oblivious to the bunch that want out. Thank […]

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Awareness

To Not See The Monster Following Him Dude Was Forced To Avert His Gaze

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  • April 17, 2014
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Most folks are plagued. They often don’t realize what is plaguing them though on account of ignoring their behind. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

To Hell With Headstones! Get A Website!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2014
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Most folks know about grass. They understand that grass must  be seeded, watered, cut, kept off of and that’s just for people who love grass! Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Acting Smart Ain’t A Bad Thing, Dude Found Out Five Decades Later.

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  • April 16, 2014
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Many folks have been told to shut up. They understand that the shutter-upper doesn’t want to hear one more peep outa the shut-up’s mouth even […]

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Awareness

OK, There Are Worms Which Walk Upright. Big Deal. So There’s Walking Worms.

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  • April 16, 2014
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Many folks can see things differently. They look not once but twice, three times if they have to and even one more for the Gipper […]

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Awareness

Said To The Celery Prior To Eating, You’re Going To Really Love Being Human.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2014
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Most folks know that plants were here first. They understand that plants required a good relationship with dirt and dirt needed water and water air. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Daddy Of The World Wants To Spank Us, That’s Why The Slap On The Gas.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2014
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Most folks know about blankets. They have had them and then had them taken away and once they have had blankets, they don’t want them […]

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Awareness

Yes, You Can Guess What’s Going To Happen But Remember, It’s Just A Guess.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 16, 2014
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Many folks make predictions. They get worse at making good predictions though when they fail to notice the contrast between guessing and predicting. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Just Say D’Oh!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2014
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Come ‘n git me grassy knoll bitches!   Most folks know about slogans. They once said Loose Lips Sink Ships and How Bout A Nice […]

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First Time Dude Ever Heard A Cop Lie

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  • April 15, 2014
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At age nineteen I operated an autobody shop I had purchased from my father. In that shop I rebuilt a car for a friend’s brother who […]

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Awareness

First Get Rid Of Imagination And Corruption Will Surely Follow

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  • April 15, 2014
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Most folks think the best. They make plans and expect them to turn out even tho’ they might be based on the flimsiest of everybody’s […]

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Awareness

For Certain Normal Had Cleared The Bridge. Yep. Normal Was Out The Bridge.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2014
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Many folks can smell a rat. They have this second sense to a primary sense that tells them exactly when shit is headed south. Thank […]

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Awareness

Hold That Thought For Twenty One Daze Then Drift From Public Consciousness.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2014
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After 35 days, Flight 370 is still missing without a trace. Gone from the world’s view and out of worldview. Because even planets live only […]

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Awareness

The Cops Brought Yer Good Citizen’s Award So Raise Yer Hands & Back On Out.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 15, 2014
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Most folks know about lawbreakers. They understand that if police officers are around then it is quite likely that laws have been or are about […]

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Awareness

In Each Person Is A Success Formula That Reads From The Inside Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2014
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Many folks think about themselves. They don’t think well of themselves, simply about how this shit went sideways or how that dream sucked the hind […]

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Awareness

Give The Hill You Climb A Name To Get Acquainted With Yer Testor

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2014
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Most folks struggle. They often don’t appreciate their struggles though and this leads to struggles coming & going instead of getting to know the nay naybors. […]

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Awareness

No, He Didn’t Necessarily Want Pain But Jeepers What Was A Day Without It?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2014
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Many folks are addicted to hurting. They enjoy their own pain on account of there being nothing else to enjoy  but if they can’t enjoy […]

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Awareness

In The Distance… Rumbling. From The Rough Roads Which Brought Dude Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2014
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Many folks make their own way. They head out and continue  heading out until heading out is normal because there resides the remainder. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Dude Had A Way Of Catching His Leg Right In The Jaws Of Dogs

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  • April 14, 2014
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Many folks can smell crazy. They whiff it from a mile away on account of  that odor driving them friggin’ nutso. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Wait, Wait. Yer A Lightweight.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2014
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Most folks attract gravity. They normally attract a certain amount & occasionally when proximate to hi-way buffets a bit more. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Outrun Yer Nightmares? Quite Possible. But Not The Wayback Machine.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2014
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Most folks have a past. They might even know that their past is fixed in history which for a lot of ’em means no Santa. Thank […]

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