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Month: April 2014

Awareness

You Could Have Heard A Pin Drop Yes, But Try And Find It In All Them Pins.

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  • April 14, 2014
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Most folks live. They often don’t leave much evidence of living though and this is the very foundation of the headstone biz. Thank you, friend. […]

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One Day’s Worth Of Wisdom Was All Dude Could Carry

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 14, 2014
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Most folks have ‘aha’ moments. They usually don’t have them every day though on account of aha becoming u-huh and soon uh-oh. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Funny How People Keep Their Distance When One Acts A Little Weird

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  • April 14, 2014
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Most folks put a good front. They try to show the big, bad world that they’re blending in even if they’re outside the blender. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Fuck It Dude Said. If He Couldn’t Tell Anyone Then Everyone Would Know.

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  • April 14, 2014
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Most folks know about insane. They understand that one insane person in a group is marriage, two insane people is a company and three or […]

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Awareness

Three Years Old? Knock Him Across The Room. At Sixteen Chase Him With An Axe.

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  • April 14, 2014
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My father and I had a strange relationship. I competed with him in a struggle to win some game I had no idea we were […]

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There Is Nothing To Fear But Fear Itself But Have You Seen The Size Of That Mother?!

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  • April 14, 2014
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Most folks have concerns. They avoid having a bird over every issue though by properly identifying, prioritizing and insulating against squawks. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

How To Keep Yer Welcome From Wearing Out

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  • April 14, 2014
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Most folks visit. They get a feel over time for the proper length of stay and how often they should stay and if they don’t they […]

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Awareness

Dude Had No Time To Do Things Right But He Had Time To Do Them Twice

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  • April 14, 2014
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Most folks know about responsibility. They wish others had more of it on account of themselves having to cough up so much. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Dude Fought His Genes And Environment But Those Beggars Had Laid A Trap

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2014
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Most folks do what they want. They seldom question why they want what they do though and right there is where they should start. Thank […]

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Awareness

No Ones Paying For Witches Anymore. We Can’t Keep ‘Em Danny Let ‘Em Go.

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  • April 9, 2014
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  One day Jews came out of hiding. The underground railroad had stopped. There was no more curse of the Irish. They were done busting […]

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Awareness

Everything Dripped With Confusion Making It Tough To Really Get a Grasp

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  • April 9, 2014
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Many folks know about organizations. They understand organizations are called organizations to remind anyone caught disorganized in them that organizing is their first order of […]

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Awareness

Dude Wasn’t Telling Any Damn Lies, The Lies Were Telling Him.

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  • April 9, 2014
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Many folks believe what they were told. They accepted it hook, line and sinker on account of there being but a single source of every bit […]

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Police Are Prisoners Too

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  • April 9, 2014
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Many folks are trapped by belief. They believe that modernity is bad like the Amish or that humans are punching bags like the Ignorant and […]

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Awareness

Every Time They Ganged Up On Him Dude Knew He Must Have Them Outnumbered

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  • April 9, 2014
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Many folks know about odds. They understand that the odds are stacked against them but like anything stacked, odds have a flank. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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The Knots In The Sheets Spelled Escape And Anyone Who Read Them Could

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  • April 9, 2014
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  A bump, a rattle and a muffled voice, Something hitting against the wall. Could be furniture, could be heads, Or a real soft wrecking […]

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Awareness

Screw Looking Both Ways. You… You Look Suspicious.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2014
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  Telescopes dodge about their twin black holes, He sees what he’s looking for. Try, just try to hide from his sight, Matter don’t matter […]

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Dude Didn’t Want To Die On The War’s Last Day But Some Poor Bastard Had To

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2014
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Most folks take things as they come. They aren’t surprised that often which is a good thing because surprises jumble ’em all up and jumbled up […]

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Awareness

People Can Change But They Usually Don’t

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  • April 8, 2014
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Most folks want to improve. They first have to admit that there is room for improvement and be willing to ignore the old self to love […]

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Awareness

Your Business Should Be Gone About But It Needs You To Do It

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  • April 7, 2014
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Many folks mind their manners. They watch their pees and ques on account of understanding that if they were in so-in-so’s shoes, they’d be an […]

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Awareness

Every Day Was Pareto Day At Eighty Twenty Lane

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  • April 7, 2014
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Many folks take their chances. They understand that similar to the law of gravity other laws are also in effect and anyone wanting to take advantage […]

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“Look At All This Stuff!” Dad Exclaimed. “Dammit Boy, You Oughta Be Happy!”

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  • April 7, 2014
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Most folks have been confused. They thought the Germans were bad then good, the Arabs were bad then good and if they can just pull […]

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Mudita Meal Was What They Wanted But They Accepted Salty Schadenfreude Soup

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  • April 7, 2014
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Many folks enjoy success. They can even enjoy it when it befalls others on account of they see a rising tide. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Yes There Are Parallel Universes Because Dude’s Children Reside There

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks know about offspring. They understand that once those beggars leave the teat they can strike off for  parts unknown or unknown parts and they […]

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Awareness

Like Hiccups She Loved Him And Wanted Him Back

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks have control. They like and dislike people without demanding special treatment for the targets of their attention and where their desire is insufficient […]

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Awareness

Planning, Plotting And Paradise. Doncha Dare Gettem Mixed Up.

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks like to celebrate. They party over calender dates, birth dates and even first dates but catch ’em on a blind date when they […]

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Dude Wasn’t Cleared To Do Fuck All. He Was Trapped In The Land Of Teacher.

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks voluntarily step into traps. They marry for money or stature  instead of happiness and before anyone can say fifty percent of homicide goes unpunished […]

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They Either Snapped On To Or Snapped Off

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks buy in. They understand that some game is being played and until they learn the rules they have no chance of winning. Thank you, […]

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They Threatened To Warsh His Anus With Big Billie’s Soapy Dee-ick

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks have swore. They blurted some word that is naturally heard from only the mouth of ignorants. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Say it […]

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Awareness

There Wasn’t Luggage Big Enough For The Customs They Brought With Them

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks have an attitude. They feel a certain way about things and if other people don’t like it, well, they can just go fuck […]

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Awareness

You Must Always Be Setting Happy Traps, Happy Traps…

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks catch what they want. They might not realize they’re dragging lines  which are snagging what they want even if they don’t know that […]

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