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Month: April 2014

Awareness

The Chef They Needed Was A Boo-ook Kooker

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks have paid for protection. They purchased shoes to protect their feet, shirts for their back and danged if they didn’t get a roof […]

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Awareness

And When Dude Moved The North Pole Moved So Everyone Check Their Compass

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks have had their way. They understand that having one’s way too much actually traps a person in a warped standard which can only […]

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Awareness

There Was No Need To Feign Stupidity Because That Shit Was So Natural

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks sleep easy. They don’t toss and turn on accounta this or that wrinkle leaving a temp tat on their epidermis. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Want To Go To Another Room? Joey Got To Frisk You. Every. Fucking. Time.

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  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks know about games. They play them until everyone senses that the game is over and then they talk about what else they can […]

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Awareness

You Have No Right To The Road Or Park. You Got A License For That Boat?

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  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks know about public places. They understand that a certain somebody called Public owns them and they are too small a part of whatever […]

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Awareness

That’s Right. You Own The Land Until You Don’t Pay The Land Rent.

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  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks have been called names. They have parents who run through every child’s name before getting to theirs and they’ve mistakenly been called an asshole or bitch when […]

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Awareness

Choose A Monster To Fight Because They Chew Straight Through Noncombatants

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  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks want to keep their mind separate. They crave privacy, to be alone with their thoughts rather than the never ending torrent of data streaming […]

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Awareness

Absurdity Arose Whenever Anyone Looked Close So People Stopped Looking Close

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  • April 3, 2014
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Many folks require entertainment. They need someone to peer into their window while they watch as a semi-interested observer not because fear has frozen them […]

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Awareness

By Bail! Cappy Meant; Bail With A Pail! NO ONE Was Leaving His Ship!

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  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks have faced hardship. They either ran as fast and far away as they could or they held fast to their ground and fought tooth […]

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Awareness

They Stopped Waging War With Battle Horses And The Next Day Soldiers Too.

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  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks know about hand to hand. They understand that hand to hand means close proximity and if hand to mouth is bad then hand […]

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Awareness

This New Kinda War Kills Everything. Slowly, From The Inside Out.

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  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks know about horror movies. They are okay with horror movies on account of they can get up & leave or choose not to […]

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Awareness

The Jury Were Instructed To Ignore What They Heard But That Shit Hadda Be Limited

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  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks know about common sense. They understand it exists just the other side of whatever stupid shit they are about to pull and if they’d […]

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Awareness

The Ideas Came Fast And Furious And Refused To Be Sorted Out

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  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks have thoughts. They rest their ear upon the train track of life and detect noises without wondering if they emanate from the rail directly […]

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Awareness

Coughing Works Great To A Point And Then It Gets Too Close To Farting

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  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks get older. They find as they do that their lungs form a close connection with their sphincter muscle & that relationship promotes complementary […]

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Awareness

The Drains! The Drains! The Drains Spoke Saying Way Way More Than Just Gurgle.

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  • April 2, 2014
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Many folks lose their hearing. They also gain other hearing which pareidolia effortlessly turns into a jumble of barely discernible but surely intelligent speech. Thank […]

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Awareness

Even If, Shit Went His Way There Was Certain To Be Some Shit That Wouldn’t.

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  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks don’t plan. They rely on routine and clocks set five minutes ahead to get them to the church whether it works or not. Thank […]

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Awareness

Fresh Ideas Riding The Back Of Old Is Not Acceptable It’s Mandatory

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  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks revere their elders. They see them as their birth place, a diving board from which they can jump off and those choosing not […]

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Awareness

Dude Wasn’t Trying To Act Smart He Genuinally Was Smart

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  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks see the big picture. They don’t take the time to determine how much life they can recover if they just stop wearing socks. […]

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Awareness

Stand Clear ‘O God’s Wheel

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  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks make up their own mind. They imagine some mechanism scanning their life experience and that added to luck is the stuff creating existence. […]

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Awareness

Premonition Is Hooked On Practice

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  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks avoid guessing. They are often wrong and like the person who says they are unable to go for walks but they still have […]

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Awareness

When You Come To The End Of Yer Rope There’s A Platform One Can Swing To

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks know about down. They understand that if down is no longer an option then she’s gotta be sideways. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Enter The Profession Of Plant Prostitute

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  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks know about vegetation. They see it on roadsides and lawns or soft meadows, surrounding its prey with grassy knolls and swaying trees but  only the most […]

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Awareness

It Wasn’t The Night That Made Everything Long

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  • April 2, 2014
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Most folks know about the sun. They understand that the sun dictates shadow length and position but when it peers directly down from overhead the sun […]

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Awareness

Dude Didn’t Graduate From Scalawag School But He Had The Certificate, Yeah.

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  • April 2, 2014
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Many folks could give a shit. They don’t care who they screw or how they have screwed people over let alone how all that screwing over […]

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Awareness

All The Cows Are Sleeping Except The Cows Awake

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 1, 2014
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Many folks know about absolutes. They understand that not everything changes even if everything does. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Clap Clap Riot – Everyone’s […]

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Awareness

Yep He’d Have Another Kick At The Cat But He’d Kick It Tied To The Cat

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  • April 1, 2014
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Many folks are ornery. They would hurt another person just to make a point and if that didn’t work they’d scratch their car. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

When Yer Choices Are Bad Or Worse, The Party Just Ain’t The Same.

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  • April 1, 2014
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Most folks have been squeezed. They were pushed into a role they didn’t want or helping someone they didn’t like and now they too have […]

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Awareness

Guilt Didn’t Dare Drive Dude’s Bike But It Certainly Rode Handlebar Alot

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  • April 1, 2014
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Most folks want privacy. They want to be alone with their thoughts even if their thoughts don’t. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

It Wasn’t ‘Pull Up’ Dude Should Have Been Hollering It Was Adapt MoFo, Adapt!

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  • April 1, 2014
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Most folks are just pilots. They aim their personal craft sure, but it remains in the control of some other-place where holding one’s mouth a […]

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Awareness

This And That Dude Got Behind Just Before This And That Headed South

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  • April 1, 2014
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Most folks can tell the past. They look at yours and say oh yeah it’s easy to see you were headed for trouble because look how you […]

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