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Month: May 2014

Awareness

Pay Attention To Which Rail You Lean On Cause If It Fails Yer Off The Boat

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  • May 11, 2014
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Most folks know about man overboard. They understand that the poor  beggar in the drink was one way or another pooshed. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Life Runs Fast But Not As Fast As Someone Rounding Life’s Rail

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  • May 11, 2014
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Most folks have had to catch up. They understood that a measurement was moving through their vicinity and once it was passed things would return […]

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Awareness

Those Who Consider Life Unfair Should Know Life’s Unfair For All

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  • May 11, 2014
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Many folks know about playing fields. They understand that some are  level and some are not and some are players while others watch. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

“So Solly, We Crose,” Said Buffet Tony To Huge Gutter.

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  • May 11, 2014
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Many folks do All You Can Eat. They then eat all they can and before anyone can say ten sizes of pants everybody got some. Thank […]

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Awareness

The Force At Each Person’s Center Can Scare The Shit Outa Anyone

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  • May 11, 2014
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Most folks can rage. They have within them the capacity to be a fullon berserker. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Tony “More Coming!” Was On His Way So People Had Better Get Out Of It.

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  • May 11, 2014
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Most folks know good service. They expect it every time but are disappointed to learn that every time is asking alot. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Venom Runs Without Pumping Through Veins

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2014
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Most folks have had an infection. They resisted its spread through attention, recuperation and maybe even medicine on account of infection’s  voracious appetite. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Find A Quiet Bay And A Solid Mooring Or When Your Ship Comes In It Won’t Dock

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 11, 2014
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Most folks want success. They are seldom prepared for it though so when it piles on it sucks every breath of err out of their sails. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Rudy Runs This Solar System And Please Don’t Call Him Rude

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  • May 11, 2014
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Most folks know about turns. They understand that it is right for each person to get one on account of they’re getting one anyway. Thank […]

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Dude Didn’t Like Being Trapped With Her Cause Her Trap Had Bite Marks On It

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  • May 11, 2014
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Many folks have spacial awareness. They know where they stand and notice where others stand and to that end they leave a little gap for […]

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To See What’s Coming Look Behind

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  • May 11, 2014
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Most folks know about history. They agree that it might repeat itself in big time but they run a tiny, one person operation that doesn’t […]

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Awareness

All Are Cursed With Something. Some Are Cursed With All.

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  • May 11, 2014
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Most folks know about luck. They understand luck to describe those aspects of reality which seemingly have no cause even though every luckster feels it. Thank […]

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Everything Works Out In The End But It Has To Work Its Way In First

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  • May 10, 2014
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Most folks know about hypocrites. They understand that hypocrites are typically in short supply on account of them employing scarcity tactics to enhance their hidden […]

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Awareness

When Noise Annoys

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2014
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Most folks know about silence. They have heard about it being golden but until one makes peace with silence it’s waay louder than allowed. Thank you, […]

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Torture Isn’t Right For Others But It’s Okay To Ply Yerself

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2014
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Most folks beat themselves up. They shoulda done this or coulda done that but shoulda and coulda  don’t pay the mofo rent. Thank you, friend. […]

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Screwing People For Money Is Fine As Long As They Know They’re Being Screwed

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  • May 7, 2014
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Most folks want something for nothing. They don’t want to work for free themselves though but that’s what it takes to get off like the […]

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Awareness

Under Control Is Good, Good, Good. Under The Bus Is Bad.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2014
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Many folks play by their own rules. They first believe that it is possible to do  so and then they follow the drinking gourd along […]

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Awareness

Trouble Is A Follower

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  • May 7, 2014
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Most folks know about woods. They understand once people are out of the woods, an entirely different future is visible and from that spot they […]

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Awareness

Then, They Gave The Stolen Bike Back & Were Pissed That Dude Wasn’t Grateful.

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  • May 7, 2014
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Most folks know about taxes. They remit city, state and interstate taxes and if da feds pay, dey happy pappy, so happy! Thank you, friend. […]

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The Gawd Of Need Was Stalking Dude Because Need NEEDED Him NOW

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  • May 7, 2014
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Most folks have desires. They try not to let their desires dictate their actions though on account of when wants exceed needs they get storage fees. Thank you, […]

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Dude’s Heart Was Filled With Poison And Some Plopped Out His Mouth

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  • May 7, 2014
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Most folks know about disturbed. They understand that disturbed requires a disturbant, disturbers and probably several disturbees just to get the party started. Thank you, […]

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Hope Is Great But Don’t Work As Well As A Quickly Thought Out Plan

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2014
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Many folks have been hooped. They were dazzled by prospects of doom for an instant but snapped out of that deadly dance when shit started […]

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Awareness

Cook Yer Books The Old Fashioned Way With A Slick Top Shelf Recountant

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2014
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Many folks know about malleable. They understand that very few things  three hundred and sixty-five degrees or bigger can’t be seen from another angle. Thank […]

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Political Science Is More About Tics Than Anything To Do With Science

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2014
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Most folks know about pretending. They understand that people pretend to be their friend when they want something and discount their friendship around payback o’clock. Thank you, friend. […]

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Pay Attention To Where You Go Today Because They Do, They Do, They Do.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 7, 2014
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Many folks are preoccupied. They go about their business without a single care whether or not anyone is scoping them out and that is way […]

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Awareness

Was There A Chance He Might Have Been Acting?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2014
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Many folks pledge. They just don’t want it to be forever. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Sean Sullivan I’m Still Drunk

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2014
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Pally, pally, palster. Dude who knows me as a towel folder. Me, Brian Tracy and you. Folding towels. Sean motherfucker. Mister Chemico. I miss you. […]

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Sure We Can Raise Our Voices But We Gotta Be Singing The Same Tune!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2014
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Many folks speak one language. They know hurt when they see it though, and they know injustice when they see it on account of this […]

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Awareness

When You Give Me Permission That I Don’t Need

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 5, 2014
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Most folks have significant others. They are significant on account of their proximity but from far away it’s just mumbling. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Lawdy, How They Tried For The * Working * Stiff * Supplement *

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  • May 5, 2014
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Most folks know about teats. They understand that there are only so many, only giving so much and only available by appointment. Thank you, friend. […]

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