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Month: October 2014

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Yain’t Doin’ Pizza At Tony’s. Pass Five.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2014
  • 1 comment

Most folks order out. They order flatbread and salami or toilets a sparklin not to mention smailin’ good but they don’t count it as ordering […]

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Meet Youse In Blahsit Land

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2014
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Most folks are trapped. They don’t feel trapped though on account of never being free. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Get up. Yelawolf – Till […]

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Once Dude Got Out The Alcohol Plant

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 31, 2014
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Most folks don’t name their life. They just live it as if all that could be done with said ball was to toss it. Thank […]

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Learn To Second Guess Yerself And Do The Old That’s Bad That’s Good

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 27, 2014
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Most folks are headstrong. They know what they know dagnabbit and not even themselves can tell them any different. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Awareness

Like Randy Glowach Did

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2014
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Most folks imagine shit. They just don’t broadcast it like this beggar did. Thank you, friend. Barry out. In a good way, Randy created reality. […]

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If You Can’t Find Yer Place It’s Many

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2014
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Most folks fight the wind. They walk against it, drive into it and curse it when it wings debris at them while a few other people […]

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Awareness

Look To Yer Right. Luke Two Yer Wrong. Hugo There In The Middle.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2014
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Most folks think. They think just enough to keep their brain idling and that’s why they die in their sleep. Thank you, friend.  

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Awareness

There IS A Corral. You ARE In It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 26, 2014
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Most folks know their place. They will spout off numbers and shit like there is no tomorrow in order for you to know their place […]

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Awareness

There Is A Hundred Flavors Of Vanilla To Be Had. Which One Do You Want?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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Day one. Turkey good. Turkey is good. Turkey is really, really good.   Day two. Turkey good. Turkey still good. Turkey soup, Turkey stew. Is […]

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Sad When A Person Falls From The Ferris Wheel & They Use It To Sell The Circus

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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Most folks want to be afraid. They want to be scared when they want to be scared and if it can’t be then, they’ll wait. […]

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Oh Yeah? Said Dude. I’ll Change The Internet! He Rolls Up His Tongue To Type.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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Many folks remember typewriters. They were machines that forgave not one mistake without the assistance of wondrous correction tape. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Where would […]

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Dude Would Do Whatever Moved Him. If It Was A Bowel, Then Roger That.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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Most folks have felt rotten. They have felt it physically and felt it emotionally and aside from the odor, they’re the same. Thank you, friend. […]

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Click. Click. Clickity Click Click. There’s More Than One Click To This Game.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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Most folks know about rhymes. They don’t however, know as much about pareidolia. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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It’s Just Eighty Percent. Eighty Percent. Shit’s Deep But Only Eighty Percent.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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  Vilfredo Pareto. Vilfredo, he don’t know me. But he knew I was coming. There was a good chance Vilf knew that I would come. Hail […]

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YEE HAW! It’s The Theory Of Expectation What Is King!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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Most folks have visitors. They usually also first have dishes to do, bathrooms to clean & why wasn’t this done before? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Things Would Be Different If You Weren’t Standing There

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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Most folks know about rooms. They understand that their first thoughts are about the people next to them with one room over looking after itself. […]

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Awareness

Worrying Is A Great Pastime If You Don’t Get All Upset About It

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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Most folks can imagine happy. They wonder what the world would be like if Harold wasn’t such an ass & are suddenly relieved to not be […]

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Dying To Get Into Wikipedia

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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Most folks love peace. They understand that after war people always want peace so they skip a step. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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One Noid Dude Could Handle But A Pair Of Them? Nope.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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Most folks want things to stay the same. They would also like things to improve if they could do so without risking any of the improvements about […]

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Terror As An Unshakable Illness

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 23, 2014
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It’s the Huns, the Huns. They’re coming for us! Or is it the Nazis? They’re coming for us! Or is it the Commies? Al-Qaeda or […]

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Awareness

If You’ve Only The Dee and Most Of The En, Yer Still Missing The Entire Aye.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2014
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Most folks like stories. They like them so much that they can’t resist ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Hurry! Finish Yer Mark Before High Tide Whisks It Away.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2014
  • 0 comments

  There is no NEXT TUESDAY. The THIRTIETH is a scam! There’s only THIS HERE moment. Tomorrow’s a damn fraud DAMNED!   Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

With His Hand Secretly Burnt To A Crisp, They Forced Him To Fire A Machine Gun.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2014
  • 1 comment

Another concession bus story… It’s 1987 and my wife Kathy and I are scratching out a living by operating a concession bus. You know, one […]

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Awareness

When You Got Two Shoulders And The Same Guy On Both

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2014
  • 0 comments

Most folks know about eye-level. They understand that eye level is different for every person but it’s about from here to there. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Then Dude Groked That Many He Passed Were Dying Senseless Wasteful Deaths

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2014
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Most folks know about pain. They have endured a little or a lot and the contrast that pain brings to life makes glorious those days […]

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Awareness

And From Here The Salmon Are Fed Straight Into The Large Piranha Tank

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2014
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Most folks know about muddy water. They understand that if it must be drank then it’s best to allow the mud to separate via settling. […]

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Awareness

When Your Everything Has Gone For Shit Others Everything Better Not

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2014
  • 0 comments

Most folks know about buckling down. They understand that sometimes the hatches need to be buttoned down on account of clear sailing being intermittent. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Dust Will Fly

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 22, 2014
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Most folks know about the war on drugs. They believed in it like they believed in Santa Claus, The Easter Bunny, and nonstop birthday money. […]

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Awareness

Time, Once He Considered It, Went Fast Man. Really Damn Fast!

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2014
  • 0 comments

Most folks don’t know about Reticular. They don’t know about Activating  nor System and that right there puts them at a disadvantage. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Your Job? Make Heaven Seem Worse Than Life.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2014
  • 0 comments

Most folks are going somewhere. They might be heading to hell in a handbasket but that’s still somewhere. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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