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Month: October 2014

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Dude Could Fit Two Feet, Two Legs And An Entire Arse Comfortably Into His Mouth.

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  • October 21, 2014
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1. Dude needs a job. Spies a concession bus sitting in another dude’s back yard. 2. Dude asks dude #2 if he can rent bus […]

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Say Those Words Which Will Improve Yer Life. “That’s Bullshit Pal, That’s Bullshit.”

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2014
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Most folks are accepting. They like this, accept that and like her, accept him and before any one can say don’t eat that Almer, they’ve sucked up a […]

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It Was Worse Than Dude Thought At The Enda Time. His CouldaBin Life Flashed By.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2014
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Most folks are betting on tomorrow. They figure tomorrow things will be better, tomorrow things will work out and yet deep, deep down they know the […]

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She Scratched Suicide Out & Put Life In Its Place. It Was A Life Note She Had Written.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2014
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Most folks think they are afraid to fail. They are braver than they imagine though, on account of failing almost constantly to grab their own […]

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Awareness

Today At Two O’clock Yer Dead And If Ain’t Two Maybe It’s Three

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2014
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Most folks aren’t planning to die. They don’t plan to live either and their lack of planning dooms them to the path. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Those Who Celebrate Birthdays Have One, Those Who Don’t Get The Rest.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2014
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Most folks enjoy special daze. They hoop and holler and have a jolly old time but the next day it’s back to normal. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

For Certain One Can Disagree But Not Here And Now Alright?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2014
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Many folks know about conformity. They understand that if one can get a point or two through any thick skull then there it will stay. Thank […]

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Awareness

Head Down, Arse Up And Don’t Look At THE MAN.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 21, 2014
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Most folks know about rules. They understand that once enough rules are broken, they break the breaker. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

As More Comes Out, More Comes Out.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2014
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Most folks want to tell the truth. They want to tell the truth as they see it and when enough theys see it then that’s […]

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Awareness

Ats Vhy Da Viskers Dude Said

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 20, 2014
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Most folks lose focus. They forget that they forgot what they were looking for something and why they were looking for it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

How Does An Inferiority Complex Break So Many Bloody Windshields?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2014
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Once upon a time butyl tape was used to seal a vehicle windshield into place. This 1/2 inch thick, rubber-like tape would be rolled out […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Father Really Hated Guys Just Like Him

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2014
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Most parents discuss love. They say I love you or write it out with a brand new car just kidding or somehow send their kidlings […]

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Dude Was Playing A Game With Himself

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  • October 18, 2014
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It’s okay not to know. To say you don’t know. You don’t know but don’t know that you do. You do know you don’t know […]

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Awareness

Oh Yes, He’s The Great Promoter. Promoting Whomever In Sight.

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2014
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I don’t know. What the fuck is up with me. Can’t stop building up everyone around me. Specially under the influence. I give ’em sixteen […]

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What’s Yer Repetition, Repetition, Repetition?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2014
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Most folks know about tame. They understand that even their nature needs taming if they want it to stop biting. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Just Ignore The Screaming. What’d Ya Say? Said Just Ignore The Screaming, Okay?

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 18, 2014
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Most folks know about torture. They don’t consider it torture though when a baby cries its lungs out on account of the fucking car-seat is […]

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Awareness

At The End There’s A Weight Test For How Much Love You Manufactured

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 16, 2014
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Most folks care. They care only enough to get what they need and then they get the hell outa there! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

And Yer Self Disciplined Are Most At Risk

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 16, 2014
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Many folks know about the future. They understand that there is a very good chance it is going to happen and regular costs will apply. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Fake Security Is Worse Than None At All

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 16, 2014
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Many folks know about attention. They understand that attention not paid is the same as no attention. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

That’s Good That’s Bad That Is

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 15, 2014
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  Things piled on edge.  The edge of something. These things are making an edge. The edge is good and sometimes bad. Depends on where […]

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Dude Was Acting Different Because His Self Image Was Different

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 14, 2014
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Most folks think of themselves. They don’t think that much though, or that often, on account of their mind being focused on other shit. Thank you, friend. […]

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Awareness

Ponder Yonder

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2014
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Most folks know about the horizon. They see it as something which moves away as quickly as they approach it. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Earth Is More Alive Than Humans On Accounta Humans Can Choose To Die

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2014
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Ashes to ashes. Dust to dust. Some do what they can and others what they must. But find you that sweet stuff drippin’ down the […]

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Yes Gods Have A God And That God Only Works Daze

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2014
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Many folks know about propaganda. They understand that ideas have to come from somewhere so why not themselves? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Try separating […]

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Awareness

Now Show Dadda Yer Happy Face

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2014
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Most folks know about lawyers. They understand that few humans are fit to represent themselves and many get to wondering why they attempted being themselves in the first place. […]

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Awareness

When Withholding Niceness Becomes A Habit

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2014
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Most folks choose their friends. They do so via consciously turning up or down their smilemaker. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Be Careful Yer Living In Someone Else’s Country

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2014
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Most folks stay put. They avoid rocking any boat or raising anyone’s dander on account of knowing that every citizen can summon pistoleros. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Pretending You Know What’s Going On Is Yer Head In A Lion’s Mouth

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2014
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Most folks are seeking success. They are looking for it directly without understanding that success leaves a clear trail to where it once lived. Thank […]

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Awareness

When The Po-Po Give The Bad Guys A Good Name

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 13, 2014
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Most folks know about white. They understand that white in hats equals the good guys and black hats equals bad guys except in Coptown. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

Reality Appears To Be Nothing Like Reality Appears To Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • October 11, 2014
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Many folks know about value added. They understand that value added is code for the fact that this item is going to cost a lot […]

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