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Year: 2014

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Police Are Prisoners Too

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2014
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Many folks are trapped by belief. They believe that modernity is bad like the Amish or that humans are punching bags like the Ignorant and […]

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Awareness

Every Time They Ganged Up On Him Dude Knew He Must Have Them Outnumbered

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2014
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Many folks know about odds. They understand that the odds are stacked against them but like anything stacked, odds have a flank. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

The Knots In The Sheets Spelled Escape And Anyone Who Read Them Could

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 9, 2014
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  A bump, a rattle and a muffled voice, Something hitting against the wall. Could be furniture, could be heads, Or a real soft wrecking […]

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Awareness

Screw Looking Both Ways. You… You Look Suspicious.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2014
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  Telescopes dodge about their twin black holes, He sees what he’s looking for. Try, just try to hide from his sight, Matter don’t matter […]

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Awareness

Dude Didn’t Want To Die On The War’s Last Day But Some Poor Bastard Had To

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 8, 2014
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Most folks take things as they come. They aren’t surprised that often which is a good thing because surprises jumble ’em all up and jumbled up […]

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Awareness

People Can Change But They Usually Don’t

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  • April 8, 2014
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Most folks want to improve. They first have to admit that there is room for improvement and be willing to ignore the old self to love […]

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Awareness

Your Business Should Be Gone About But It Needs You To Do It

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2014
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Many folks mind their manners. They watch their pees and ques on account of understanding that if they were in so-in-so’s shoes, they’d be an […]

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Awareness

Every Day Was Pareto Day At Eighty Twenty Lane

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2014
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Many folks take their chances. They understand that similar to the law of gravity other laws are also in effect and anyone wanting to take advantage […]

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Awareness

“Look At All This Stuff!” Dad Exclaimed. “Dammit Boy, You Oughta Be Happy!”

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2014
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Most folks have been confused. They thought the Germans were bad then good, the Arabs were bad then good and if they can just pull […]

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Awareness

Mudita Meal Was What They Wanted But They Accepted Salty Schadenfreude Soup

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 7, 2014
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Many folks enjoy success. They can even enjoy it when it befalls others on account of they see a rising tide. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Yes There Are Parallel Universes Because Dude’s Children Reside There

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks know about offspring. They understand that once those beggars leave the teat they can strike off for  parts unknown or unknown parts and they […]

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Awareness

Like Hiccups She Loved Him And Wanted Him Back

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks have control. They like and dislike people without demanding special treatment for the targets of their attention and where their desire is insufficient […]

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Awareness

Planning, Plotting And Paradise. Doncha Dare Gettem Mixed Up.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks like to celebrate. They party over calender dates, birth dates and even first dates but catch ’em on a blind date when they […]

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Awareness

Dude Wasn’t Cleared To Do Fuck All. He Was Trapped In The Land Of Teacher.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks voluntarily step into traps. They marry for money or stature  instead of happiness and before anyone can say fifty percent of homicide goes unpunished […]

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Awareness

They Either Snapped On To Or Snapped Off

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks buy in. They understand that some game is being played and until they learn the rules they have no chance of winning. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

They Threatened To Warsh His Anus With Big Billie’s Soapy Dee-ick

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks have swore. They blurted some word that is naturally heard from only the mouth of ignorants. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Say it […]

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Awareness

There Wasn’t Luggage Big Enough For The Customs They Brought With Them

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks have an attitude. They feel a certain way about things and if other people don’t like it, well, they can just go fuck […]

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Awareness

You Must Always Be Setting Happy Traps, Happy Traps…

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks catch what they want. They might not realize they’re dragging lines  which are snagging what they want even if they don’t know that […]

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Awareness

The Chef They Needed Was A Boo-ook Kooker

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks have paid for protection. They purchased shoes to protect their feet, shirts for their back and danged if they didn’t get a roof […]

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Awareness

And When Dude Moved The North Pole Moved So Everyone Check Their Compass

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  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks have had their way. They understand that having one’s way too much actually traps a person in a warped standard which can only […]

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Awareness

There Was No Need To Feign Stupidity Because That Shit Was So Natural

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 5, 2014
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Most folks sleep easy. They don’t toss and turn on accounta this or that wrinkle leaving a temp tat on their epidermis. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Awareness

Want To Go To Another Room? Joey Got To Frisk You. Every. Fucking. Time.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks know about games. They play them until everyone senses that the game is over and then they talk about what else they can […]

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Awareness

You Have No Right To The Road Or Park. You Got A License For That Boat?

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks know about public places. They understand that a certain somebody called Public owns them and they are too small a part of whatever […]

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Awareness

That’s Right. You Own The Land Until You Don’t Pay The Land Rent.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks have been called names. They have parents who run through every child’s name before getting to theirs and they’ve mistakenly been called an asshole or bitch when […]

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Awareness

Choose A Monster To Fight Because They Chew Straight Through Noncombatants

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks want to keep their mind separate. They crave privacy, to be alone with their thoughts rather than the never ending torrent of data streaming […]

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Awareness

Absurdity Arose Whenever Anyone Looked Close So People Stopped Looking Close

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2014
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Many folks require entertainment. They need someone to peer into their window while they watch as a semi-interested observer not because fear has frozen them […]

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Awareness

By Bail! Cappy Meant; Bail With A Pail! NO ONE Was Leaving His Ship!

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks have faced hardship. They either ran as fast and far away as they could or they held fast to their ground and fought tooth […]

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Awareness

They Stopped Waging War With Battle Horses And The Next Day Soldiers Too.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks know about hand to hand. They understand that hand to hand means close proximity and if hand to mouth is bad then hand […]

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Awareness

This New Kinda War Kills Everything. Slowly, From The Inside Out.

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks know about horror movies. They are okay with horror movies on account of they can get up & leave or choose not to […]

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Awareness

The Jury Were Instructed To Ignore What They Heard But That Shit Hadda Be Limited

  • By Barry Williams
  • April 3, 2014
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Most folks know about common sense. They understand it exists just the other side of whatever stupid shit they are about to pull and if they’d […]

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