Year: 2014

Most folks satisfy their desires. They simply don’t desire a better working brain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about stopping. They start stopping way back on account of few of them wanting to hear unnecessary squealing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about scarce. They understand that oil is scarce, fresh water is scarce and there isn’t too much honesty. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks don’t choose to die. They sadly leave that important choice to a half assed cough and too much phlegm. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks can duck. They do it instinctively and praise the lawd almost every time they do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks can keep a secret. They only have to keep it until item number four knocks it off their counter. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks know about yech. They employ yech when their mind can think of no easy way to go back in time. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks create stuff. They take perfect looking bananas and good looking food of many kinds and turn it into some thing nasty and good. […]

  It’s there to be taken. Take it. At least take some. Show the rest of us where you keep it. If you don’t want it, […]

Most folks order out. They order flatbread and salami or toilets a sparklin not to mention smailin’ good but they don’t count it as ordering […]

Most folks are trapped. They don’t feel trapped though on account of never being free. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Get up. Yelawolf – Till […]

Most folks don’t name their life. They just live it as if all that could be done with said ball was to toss it. Thank […]

Most folks are headstrong. They know what they know dagnabbit and not even themselves can tell them any different. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

Most folks imagine shit. They just don’t broadcast it like this beggar did. Thank you, friend. Barry out. In a good way, Randy created reality. […]

Most folks fight the wind. They walk against it, drive into it and curse it when it wings debris at them while a few other people […]

Most folks think. They think just enough to keep their brain idling and that’s why they die in their sleep. Thank you, friend.  

Most folks know their place. They will spout off numbers and shit like there is no tomorrow in order for you to know their place […]

Day one. Turkey good. Turkey is good. Turkey is really, really good.   Day two. Turkey good. Turkey still good. Turkey soup, Turkey stew. Is […]

Most folks want to be afraid. They want to be scared when they want to be scared and if it can’t be then, they’ll wait. […]

Many folks remember typewriters. They were machines that forgave not one mistake without the assistance of wondrous correction tape. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Where would […]

Most folks have felt rotten. They have felt it physically and felt it emotionally and aside from the odor, they’re the same. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks know about rhymes. They don’t however, know as much about pareidolia. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

  Vilfredo Pareto. Vilfredo, he don’t know me. But he knew I was coming. There was a good chance Vilf knew that I would come. Hail […]

Most folks have visitors. They usually also first have dishes to do, bathrooms to clean & why wasn’t this done before? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about rooms. They understand that their first thoughts are about the people next to them with one room over looking after itself. […]

Most folks can imagine happy. They wonder what the world would be like if Harold wasn’t such an ass & are suddenly relieved to not be […]

Most folks love peace. They understand that after war people always want peace so they skip a step. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks want things to stay the same. They would also like things to improve if they could do so without risking any of the improvements about […]

It’s the Huns, the Huns. They’re coming for us! Or is it the Nazis? They’re coming for us! Or is it the Commies? Al-Qaeda or […]

Most folks like stories. They like them so much that they can’t resist ’em. Thank you, friend. Barry out.