80% Of Success is Just Showing Up = BOVINE SCAT!

To be successful one should work hard, stay focused and save for retirement.

Turns out I was poor at all these things but that’s what I was told to do.

A lot.

Unfortunately, this advice ain’t entirely true. Nope, sometimes a person just has to be at the right place at the right time.

It also don’t hurt to be gorgeous.

Forget about “showing up” and all similar malarkey you’ve heard.

Come in when you want and better yet – figure out how you can make it all happen while you’re on vacation…

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.

Start learning how Ruth-Ellen pulled this amazing feat off here:

http://ca.news.yahoo.com/blogs/canada-politics/ndp-candidate-ruth-ellen-brosseau-wins-quebec-riding-042238054.html

Japanese Utilities got 68 ex-bureaucrats via ‘amakudari’ – money for nothing: this is how you do it and uh, only in Japan.

http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20110503x1.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amakudari

Of course, if you’re as good looking as I am, this system works, too:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=brown+nosing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqy9mqv48Vg

Money For Nothing lyrics

I want my, I want my M.T.V.

Now look at them yo-yo’s, that’s the way you do it
You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
That ain’t working, that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing and your chicks for free

Now that ain’t working, that’s the way you do it
Let me tell you them guys ain’t dumb
Maybe get a blister on your little finger
Maybe get a blister on your thumb

We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these colour T.V.’s

The little faggot with the earring and the makeup
Yeah buddy, that’s his own hair
That little faggot got his own jet airplane
That little faggot he’s a millionaire

We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these colour T.V.’s

We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these colour T.V.’s

Look at that, look at that
I should have learned to play the guitar
I should have learned to play them drums
Look at that mama, she got it sticking in the camera
Man we can have some
And he’s up there, what’s that? Hawaiian noises?
Banging on the bongos like a chimpanzee
Oh, that ain’t working, that’s the way you do it
Get your money for nothing get your chicks for free

We got to install microwave ovens
Custom kitchen deliveries
We got to move these refrigerators
We got to move these colour T.V.’s

Listen here
Now that ain’t working, that’s the way you do it
You play the guitar on the M.T.V.
That ain’t working, that’s the way you do it
Money for nothing and your chicks for free
Money for nothing and chicks for free

Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free
Money for nothing, chicks for free
Look at that, look at that
Get your money for nothing, get your chicks for free (I
want my, I want my, I want my M.T.V.)
Money for nothing and chicks for free
Easy, easy

That ain’t working

Lyrics courtesy: http://www.elyrics.net/read/d/dire-straits-lyrics/money-for-nothing-lyrics.html