Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!
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Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
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Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
Lawrence Townley-Smith of Regina, Saskatchewan is one of my scientific hero types.
As a research scientist with the Canadian government this fucking guy actually CARES about our planet.
Son-of-a-pupster risks his future government benefits to try to do the right thing and he travels all over hell’s half acre to do it.
Like I said, dudes a weirdo.
As a person whom I have interacted with and learned from (gratis) for over twenty years, I salute you, Sir Globe Changing Lawrence!
Morton Lindsey Mitchell. (my brother-in-law)
I could not have learned more about how the world works or why we must struggle against greed from anyone like I have from this dude.
He embodies service to the point of servitude. In everything. First guy up cleaning tables at family functions, washing dishes, driving people around. You know the type. Wife’s the same way.
Yep, I know some bad folks.