There’s A Back End To The Funeral Business

Whatcha workin’ on these days?

Old Bill asked old Tom.

Got that widder there from main street

This afternoon to embalm.

And how’s the lineup looking?

Old Tom asked old Bill.

Still got a spot on Tuesday next

I’m tryin’ hard t’ fill.

You don’t sweat the small stuff Bill.

Doc says Joe Dank is ill.

And Joe don’t got no will.

Says Joe’s old lawyer Syl.

So we got time to kill!

Roared old Tom to old Bill.

Thank you, friend.

Barry out.