Ignore You The Excipients, Pee Off The Whole Entourage.

You know what dogs do to big wheels? he asked.

I didn’t, I must confess.

Dogs wash ’em with piss, and not just once.

He said like piss was blessed.

It is!

He heard me!

What the hell…?

Bastard can read my thoughts?!

Then my mind flashed back

To all those times in

Piss I had been washed.

If piss be blessed

Then count me in!

Hand paddlin’ piss river

Since time begin.

Barry