Let's say you're one of those folks who has never vaped potty pot pot. Well, smartypants, that's not going to help you here much is it?!
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Get your tickets ready please!
Oh uh, hello there. How you doing?
Listen, my name is Barry and I'm the Conductor on this train so if you need anything, you just ask me, okay?
The bathrooms are right over there and please, pick up after yourself on account of I clean the place, too.
And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...
Anyway, thanks for stopping by and, y'all come back now, y'hear?
Have a grand day, friend.
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Barry Williams
Regina, Saskatchewan, Canada
barryhappywilliams@gmail.com
Dude works for FedEx. Its late and he wants to be at home with his family but no.
He gotta uniform, a company truck & a mortgage.
Judy is a doctor.
Twelve years to learn how to wear a white lab coat and those over the shoulders ear thingies.
Now, finally, she hates her life and what it has so far cost.
Joel is in finance.
He has cooked his company’s books so well that they will never rot but still he starts whenever someone knocks on his door.
And he no longer does up the collar button on his shirts.
Larry does oil changes.
Well, sometimes he changes the oil and other times he pretends to change the oil to increase margins is what Tony the boss said.
But, what ya gonna do?
Snow different.