Author: Barry Williams

Most folks don’t like shit. They could care less  how many retards like blue cheese or salmon fish damn sandwiches. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks tell stories. They say “I’ll do that next Tuesday” and “That ain’t mine” and who can forget, “I didn’t leave that there” ? […]

Many folks are well off. They struggle, yes,  but their struggle births options. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks beat themselves up. They punch and pummel themselves for acting like such an ass and my gawd what will the neighbors think?! Thank […]

  Who wouldn’t improve if it was a given? You try to fly and bingo! You fly! You don’t leap to your death from the Eiffel […]

Most folks desire improvement. They would like it quickly and painlessly and if it could be delivered free of charge that would work. Thank you, […]

Most folks require assistance. They yearn for someone to help carry an awkward load which doesn’t include reciprocation. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have been on the hook. They were concerned about how many chickens were coming home to roost and the job of separating chicken […]

Many folks go all out. They get straight to the point and don’t mince words on account of easy going leaving a marky mark mark. […]

Many folks skip family reunions. They are too busy with work or their vehicle requires repairs, not because their brain is washed.  Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Shh! Up ahead… Quiet. We’ll sneak up on it. Shh, I said! Jesus! Don’t you know the meaning of shh?! Sorry, he whispered. Jesus, I […]

Most folks wake up. They usually employ a mechanism to wake themselves though without realizing that sleep only correlates with time. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

Most folks know about casinos. They understand that casinos shear sheep without sheep seeing the shears becausa the wool being pulled over their eyes. Thank you, […]

Many folks know about value. They understand that value exists in the eye of the beholder so no beholder, no value. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about static. They feel the energy coursing through space and they see it manifest through clicks and sparks and seemingly stationary things. […]

Most folks know about black holes. They understand that black holes are crazy mysterious while at the same time forgetting that they wear two. Thank […]

Many folks know about parallel universes. They understand that if they can think of something it exists and if it don’t exist where they are, […]

Most folks think they can spot shysters. They think shysters would be hounding them from the sidelines, barking  “Right over here! Three balls! It’s easy! […]

Most folks satisfy their desires. They simply don’t desire a better working brain. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about stopping. They start stopping way back on account of few of them wanting to hear unnecessary squealing. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about scarce. They understand that oil is scarce, fresh water is scarce and there isn’t too much honesty. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks don’t choose to die. They sadly leave that important choice to a half assed cough and too much phlegm. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks can duck. They do it instinctively and praise the lawd almost every time they do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks can keep a secret. They only have to keep it until item number four knocks it off their counter. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks know about yech. They employ yech when their mind can think of no easy way to go back in time. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks create stuff. They take perfect looking bananas and good looking food of many kinds and turn it into some thing nasty and good. […]

  It’s there to be taken. Take it. At least take some. Show the rest of us where you keep it. If you don’t want it, […]

Most folks order out. They order flatbread and salami or toilets a sparklin not to mention smailin’ good but they don’t count it as ordering […]

Most folks are trapped. They don’t feel trapped though on account of never being free. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Get up. Yelawolf – Till […]

Most folks don’t name their life. They just live it as if all that could be done with said ball was to toss it. Thank […]