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Shit Will Turn Around If You Let It

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2014
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Most folks know about interpretation. They understand that each multi- lingual translator has slight biases which have the capacity to alter the entire meaning of […]

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Forty-One From Four Thousand So Please Pally Get Out Your Way

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2014
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Somebody’s been writing stories. A lot of fucking stories. I wonder whom that writer of so many stories is and I wonder whom that feller […]

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Yer Paying For A Babysitter So Why Not Get Baby Sat?

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2014
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Most folks know about children. They get to a certain age and from there onward they don’t think for one second about putting their hand […]

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It Was Dude Against The World And The World Of Course Was Winning

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2014
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Most folks sport The Mark. They wear that faraway gaze which sees them just making it through  another day and if they just keep this […]

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Problems Viewed From Their Backside Aren’t Huge Like They Are From The Front

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 15, 2014
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Many folks know about opportunities. They usually come dressed in dirty work clothes too damp to don a second time but all who are brave enough to slip […]

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Complaining Will Get You Two Things. They Both Start With Black Guys.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2014
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Most folks say shit they wish they didn’t. They said plump when they meant to say plumb full to their much over weight hostess and […]

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If You’ve Got A Better Plan Say It. If Not, Keep Yer Bitter Hole Shat.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2014
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Most folks criticize. They don’t imagine their words cutting like razor sharp hearts deftly thrown by someone close. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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Thinking Yer Smart And Acting Smart Are Definitely Not Being Smart

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2014
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Many folks want proof. They are open minded enough to believe in nearly anything but dagnabbit, they need a wee bitski of itsrealness. Thank you,friend. […]

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Awareness

It’s Just A Bake Sail

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2014
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Many folks see things differently. They notice the causes to some effects and the effects of those causes and who caused them etcetera. Thank you, […]

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Nothing Is The Way It Seems. It Has Seams, Pally! Everywhere There Are Seams!

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2014
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Many folks know about reality. They understand that almost everyone is waiting for one to be created for them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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This Wasn’t God, It Was Her Representative. At Least, That’s What Dude Said…

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 13, 2014
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Many folks know about leaders. They understand that leaders always maintain a good  front while showing only their behind. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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No, He Didn’t Have To Talk That Way But He Did So Please, Fuck Off.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks are nosey. They detect tainted air through a proximate bad air vent. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Throwing Things, Not To Hit People But Mayhaps Even Win Shit.

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  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks pay admission. They understand that the hot dog guy’s paying rent. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Was Gonna Pull It Five Thousand Times Or At Least Until He Got Good

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  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks know about members. They have been a member of this city, this state and this family since long before any choosing occurred. Thank […]

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Danger Signs MUST Be Passed To Get Where The Good Party’s At

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks know about risk. They leave that scary shit to the big boys so they can buy snacks at the next why are they […]

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Dude Wasn’t On SpaceBook, This Was Him Right Fucking Here.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks speak electronic. They employ some device which morphs their them into waves and particles that they themselves cannot imagine. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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When You Forget Who’s In The Driver’s Seat

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks know about horses. They understand that if the beggars want to be rode they’ll take a saddle, a bit and a big ‘ol gut strap. […]

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Gimme That Bag With The Altered State

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks play tricks. They lay their keys and phone down for a second and those bastards hightail it into sector invisible where for some […]

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Those Insulated From Jack Shit Know Bugger All About Jack Shit

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks know about hierarchy. They may not call it that but they know that the idiots on the bridge care less about them than the […]

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Encourage Humans Who Love Humans To Love Humans Even More

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks know about daycare. They understand daycare is like a surrogate home for children whose parents love money and stuff more than them. Thank […]

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A FuckTard Is Something Useful Dude Thought

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 11, 2014
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Most folks have been called names. They try their darnedness to not turn around when someone yells “Hey idiot” but it might be someone they […]

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Dude Knew He Was Not Himself Today And He Knew This Person He Wasn’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2014
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Many folks know about self knowledge. They understand that they are witnessing projections of their own consciousness all around them and by deciphering what they […]

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When It Says Times Up, It’s This Time Up, Not The Time That This Time Rests On.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2014
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Many folks know about beginnings. They understand that beginnings are tough to pin down because all beginnings rest on some’in and that some’in began somewhere […]

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Caves And Condos Have One Way Out

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2014
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Many folks know about condominiums. They were once called apartments where poor people jammed with each other but add condo fees and a schmancy name […]

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When Pretend Nice Actually Catches

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2014
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Most folks know about acting. They understand that if they aren’t truly angry they can only fake anger for so long before boredom sets in. Thank […]

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And Right There On The Edge Of Heaven Was A Moat Filled With Alley Gators

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 9, 2014
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Most folks know about permission. They understand that when people are naive or lacking guidance they may require permission but after a while they only […]

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And If You Can Drive With A Blindfold On, The Cops, They Won’t Arrest You.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 8, 2014
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Dude had this knife and he. He didn’t stab anyone. Not even himself & he’d been carrying it forever officer. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Hurts Like A Bitch And Hurts Like Fuck Are Two Totally Different Hurts

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 7, 2014
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Most folks know about pain. They understand it can be bitten to diminish, waylaid through side-tracking and even  forgotten unless it’s the no surrender flag’a pain. Thank […]

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Awareness

If God Is Counting Lives Saved

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2014
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  Today this youngish bird was dead. It was dead motherfucker dead! Ivan terribly clamped on his heady-head-head. He was dead in The Jaws Of Ivan, […]

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Cats Are From An Overlapping Dimension.

  • By Barry Williams
  • September 5, 2014
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A fish is in this water. Swimmin’ against the stream. Cause going with the flow is  minglin’ with waste and so downstream. Take that which has […]

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