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Your Subconscious Mind Cares About You As A Bag ‘O Bones Carrying It

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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Most folks have been startled. They were shocked by the gap between what their subconscious mind knows and what their conscious mind was aware of […]

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You Don’t Know Yourself As Well As You Think

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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Most folks have no memory. They don’t remember being thirteen  years old or that spanking the crazy neighbor foisted upon them when he caught them […]

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When The Fifteenth And The Thirty-first Don’t Mean A Gawd Damn Thing

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 28, 2014
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Most folks owe money. They owe for their house, their car and maybe the stuff in their house & car and every two weeks lenders […]

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Okay, Who Am I Talking To Now? Kay Now? Okay, Who Am I Talking To Now?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2014
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Many folks know about personalities. They understand that like gears they switch back and forth dependent on road conditions and wheel person with some drivers better than […]

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Yes, Dude Wanted To Pass The Baton But It Was A Mirror, It’s A Mirror. A Mirror!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2014
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Most folks know about ideals. They understand that ideals are like swimming for their life on account of they’ll grab onto any old bobber what’ll […]

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And Oh Yeah, As Time Went On, Dude Realized How Screwed They Were.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2014
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Most folks forget stuff. They even forget forgetting if shit works out like it ought to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Uh Oh, There’s That Blood Taste. Unless That’s Only Peas.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2014
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Most folks know about olfactory. They usually don’t know though that over time their sense of smell will refine itself into hints of ginger, that’s not […]

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Awareness

“I Got This!” Was All The Sonofabitch Said Aforen He Leapt Rat Over His Edge.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2014
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Most folks have a breaking point. They know they can be pushed a ways past it but just how far depends on who pooshing why. […]

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Awareness

Sure Some Things Fell Behind But Hey Lotsa Guys Were Showing Up Drunk!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 27, 2014
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Most folks know about allowances. They are made for roadways and developments but not as often for sufferers of indifference. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Awareness

Dude Needed The Wine To Kill A Bad Taste And Not The Bad Taste Of The Wine

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks leave an impression. They have little idea of what that impression might be though until buddy cuts them off on purpose in traffic […]

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Awareness

The Manic Felt Good Until It Did, Did, Didn’t.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks know about moods. They understand that moods are like pools in that shallow works for swimming but diving needs deep. Thank you, friend. […]

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Thirty-Six Forty Nine, Thirty-Six Forty Nine. Come On Stor-ee Five Too-sand!

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  • May 26, 2014
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Yep. I know its hard for you to believe but I have published 3649 stories on this blog. 3649 original ideas even if some of […]

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Luck Don’t Always Happen To Dude. Least, Not Like Lucky Should.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks believe in luck. They believe in it when they’re experiencing bad luck and they sure recognize it with good. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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A Few PaddyWhacks And Backhands Later, Dude Did Change His Mind.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks know about pain. They know pain causes  birth and pain causes death, usually dependent on amount and circumstance. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Simon & […]

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Captain Carenot Hardly

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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  Once upon a time a Man was shell fish, Blind unto his armor’s depth. It bore a brilliant reflection from within, Smeared ruins camouflaged old […]

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You Are Needed As A Back Door. Will You Open Up?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks are being used. They call it helping out but those helped easily forget who helped how. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Everyone Wants A Transition But Few Know What It Looks Like

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks are stuck. They live between a rock and a hard place cause what they currently do and what they wanna do are entirely different things. Thank […]

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Sometimes The Best Time To Leave Is Right Before You Get There

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  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks know about absence. They understand that absence makes the heart grow fond but the moment absence bails, a seed of contempt is planted and nurtured […]

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That’s Waay Too Much Said Dude To The Plumber Trained In Pregnant Pause

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 26, 2014
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Most folks know about emergencies. They understand that when their abode is filling with shit, piss, spit and a thousand unmentionables, over a barrel is their […]

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When Yer Engine Stops, What You Want Is No Noise.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks know about retirement. They have never done it before but bored they can’t do so by Jesus they’re hunting bear. Thank you, friend. […]

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A Wee Bit Too Much Time Alone Allows Imagined Supreme Dispensation

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks know about purpose. They understand it is made up of mortgages, car loans and too soon shat out expensive dinners. Thank you, friend. […]

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AHA! Dude Saw Them! They Were Coming From The Corner Of His Eye!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Many folks see visions. They drive the safest car, eat the safest food and attend just enough clubs to ensure they don’t forever burn in […]

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Yes, We Realize No One Was Hurt. But If You Don’t Pay, We’ll Hurt YOU.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks know about fines. They understand that these financial penalties are called fines but they shouldn’t be on account of they aren’t. Thank you, […]

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Dude Lost Count Of The Times He Heard “How Many Times I Gotta Tell You?”

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks are interested. They keep their eyes on the road, their fingers off their phones and Jesus! was that a bloody construction zone?! Thank you, […]

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When A Harmless Bump Elicits An Ouch! This Is Pent Up Pain Leaping Out.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks know about grief. They understand that grief is experienced in different ways by different people and similar to pride can ebb and flow to the […]

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Awareness

Birdees Leave The Nest Voluntarily Once It’s Lined With Shatty Shat Shat

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks yearn for better. They want a taste of the good life, a trip to Vegas where whatever happens in Vegas (unless its a […]

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Say It: You Don’t Love Your Youngest Kid Most

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks know about absence. They know it makes the heart grow fond but nothing beats little lambies eating ivy. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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When Body And Mind Disagree, Holes “Happen” In Yer Blood Brain Barrier.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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  Body can leave. Mind can go. Go ahead if you want to. Like a trailer without a hitch, A horse without it’s giddyup. At saddle […]

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Awareness

Dude’s Fingers Begged Him To Please Please Shut The Hell Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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Most folks breathe crap. They usually have no idea how  much crap they are breathing though unless they sport a deviated septum which gives them […]

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Awareness

Praise The Lawd For Tim Ferris Who Said “And Then I Shorten It Up”.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 22, 2014
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One time I watched a video of Tim Ferris. He’s the author of 4 hr workweek, a brilliant book about finding your purpose instead of […]

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