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Introducing, In This Corner: “Going To Jail” & Over There Is: “Dollah A Gram”

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  • May 19, 2014
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Many folks know about Uruguay. They are on other side of the universe from North America. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Use, No Use And Ab-Use All Leave Definite Marks

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  • May 19, 2014
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Most folks know about buckets. They understand one hole don’t make two good and the more holes punched into buckets, the more stuff pours out. Thank […]

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They Were Not Planning To Get Caught Which Is Exactly Why They Would Be

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2014
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Most folks know about shit happening. They understand that it does but not today please on account of there is no Plan B because dammit […]

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Something About Em Ache Three Seventy

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  • May 19, 2014
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  Amelia Earhart’s aircraft went missing. In nineteen thirty seven. The birds, they saw Amelia. Saw her stop short of heaven.   But those birds […]

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The Last Soldiers To Line Up For Battle Were The Last Soldiers In Line For Battle

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  • May 19, 2014
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Many folks know about war. They understand that it was once fought with swords and shields but now is fought through surgical yields. Thank you, friend. […]

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Yes This Prison Had Plenty ‘O Bars. One On Every Damn Corner.

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  • May 19, 2014
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Many folks know about fences. They understand that fences can be made out of thin air and threats and need not be prickled with barbs. […]

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He’d Drive Until No Steering Wheel Or No One Else To Drive Him Crazy.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2014
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Most folks know about strangers. They meet them on dark roadways, sometimes in the rain, travelling 70 miles an hour mere inches from what could, […]

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Zoos, Like Many Man Made Things, Are Good For The Manimals.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 19, 2014
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Most folks know about traps. They understand that traps  take a lot of planning by one party to get into and a bunch more planning […]

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Scaredy Cats Have Their Own Way And Its A Good Way To Stay Out Of

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2014
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Many folks know about intent. They peer deep into every moment, each eye and recollection to determine why not? Thank you, friend. Barry out. Pixies-Tame

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Get Up! Get Up When The Snakes Come Out. You Can’t See Them On The Level.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2014
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Most folks let sleeping bears lie. They don’t poke them with sticks and climb into their den for a huggypoo unless life is done. Thank […]

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When Water Doesn’t Run You Have To

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  • May 18, 2014
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Most folks know about body waste. They understand that it needs to have its own little place and that place is not here. Thank you, […]

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If You Can Pretend Prison Camp, The End Of The Day Is Friggin’ Great!

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2014
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Most folks know about unsavory. They understand that unsavory works in small doses and can be choked down in gag sizes. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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The First Wood-Tick Is Visible, The Next Half Dozen Aren’t.

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  • May 18, 2014
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Most folks have experienced hurt feelings. They assumed it was others doing all the hurting but it turned out to be little ‘ol them. Thank you, friend. […]

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Yer Absolutely Perfect Miss Out On Fortunate Mistakes

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  • May 18, 2014
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  You think you’re good. You’re outa sight. You might be right. You might be right.   But this kinda good soon starts to bite. […]

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Jesus Don’t Need Yer Help My Friend, Jesus Already Famous!

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  • May 18, 2014
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Most folks know about religion. They understand that there is a grain of truth to what they preach and that grain will move mountains. Thank […]

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Slip Them Into A Pair Of Your Shoes. Yer Clothes Will Do The Cloning.

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  • May 18, 2014
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Most folks walk like their parents. They walk like their parents over hopefully new dirt but whether they like it or not, doddle is their […]

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If You Must Fit In, Go Feet First And Occassionally Pop Yer Head Out

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  • May 18, 2014
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Most folks can act. They pretend to like themselves, profess loving their job, and if pressed will say five times in a row that everything […]

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A Bump In The Night Is Quite Alright But Two And Yer Looking For Trouble

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 18, 2014
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Many folks sleep soundly. They are so far into unconsciousness that even awake they barely peak out. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Failure Is No More Assured Than Ultimate Success

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  • May 18, 2014
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Many folks know about weight. They see an argument, size it up, and look for the route under, over or around it and if that […]

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Money Talks And So Does Bullshit. Together Nearly Unstoppable.

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  • May 17, 2014
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Most folks have been duped. They often would rather not think about it though cause who wants to play the fool? Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Oil Equals Mother’s Milk And Mama Wants Her Teats Back

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  • May 17, 2014
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Most folks know about support. They need it young and old and pony up once able. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Perhaps you might springboard […]

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If No One Is Around To Beat You Up, You Must Be The One To Do It.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2014
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Many folks refuse to reflect. They are afraid there they will find sticks and stones that break their bones and boy, oh boy, they’re right. Thank you, friend. […]

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Dude Didn’t Make It Easy For Lawdy To Give Him A Break

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2014
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Many folks work against themselves. They have so much heave-ho that one cancels the other out and all that grunting for nada makes a body need […]

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When You Don’t Move But The Slums Do

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2014
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Most folks can control their address. They can’t control their neighbors at those in control addresses though, and that matters. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Everyone Take Their Own Chances, There’s Enough To Go Around.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2014
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Many folks know about risk. They usually play the hail out of it to the point where only morons are uninsured. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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Yes, The Voices Can Be Reasoned With But, How Tall Is This Wall?

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2014
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Most folks know about surrounded. They understand that by staying between painted lines, directly behind the person in front of them and all facing the same way, […]

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Shaking With Excitement Or Parkinsons? Only You Decide.

  • By Barry Williams
  • May 17, 2014
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Many folks know about germs. They understand that germs are running the world and everyone is afflicted with, and forced to carry, whatever those tiny […]

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Noon Can Come At Nine O’clock If Yer Up Early Enough

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  • May 17, 2014
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Many folks know about opinions. They understand that the mates to each person’s soul can be shaped like clay &  if kept moist with fresh […]

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Wherever Silence Is Golden, Gold Usually Ain’t Worth Shit.

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  • May 17, 2014
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Most folks think. They often don’t get to choose what to think about though, and that includes how seldom they think about thinking. Thank you, friend. […]

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Life Is Not Fair: Some People Get Five Heart Attacks, Others Sods Get None!

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  • May 17, 2014
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Most folks make friends. They don’t often start with themselves though, and that right there can be a problem. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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And uh, seeing as you're not from around here I'll just tell you straight out - although every story you might hear on this train is true, some stories are "truer" than others, if you can read between the rails...

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