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This, Buhdeep A Beep Beep, Is Not A Code.

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  • March 4, 2015
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Most folks have eyebrows. They warn others with them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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He Spent Twenty-Five Percent Of His Time Getting In And Outa Trouble

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  • March 4, 2015
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Tired. Oh how ye reap us! Tired. You slinker and slanderer. Eyes half closed. Tired. Bringer of rude and bloody all out war. Tired. Thank […]

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Those Cats Were Involved With Every Experiment If Only Through Their Bloody Fur! Grrr!

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 4, 2015
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Fucking right love is not free. Love is more work than no love. Love loves heavy lifters, pal. Cause love weighs man. Love weighs. Thank […]

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Dude’s Estimations Were Usually Off By Thirty Percent (So, Like… Forty)

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  • March 4, 2015
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Most folks know a jackass. They are amused at how blind jackasses can be to their own jackassery. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Everyone Kisses Ass But… Whose Ass, When And A Peck Or French Kissing?

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  • March 3, 2015
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Be ready for arrows, pioneer. And put somethin on them scraped knees. Yer fighting a fight with many fighters, Fighting any and all they please. […]

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Your Matter Don’t

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2015
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Many folks know about humans. They understand that there’s lots of them and almost all of them are obsessed with toeing the line. Thank you, […]

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Awareness

There Were Snatch Lines Where They Could Take You, Anytime At All.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 3, 2015
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Boundaries. Try some on cause mister is wearing a see-through suit an he don’t like whut he see. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

It Was The Earth’s Position What Fucked Dude Up

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2015
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Most folks know cold. They don’t know so fucking cold that all brass monkeys are girls though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

Ahm Scared To Look. Is Mah Legs Blowed Off?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2015
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Most folks stay back. They see whatever sign and they add some for good measure. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Now Say, Were’d Ya’ll Git Yer Influence From?

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2015
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One day shit was happnin’. Happnin’ too fass. And little Jonny Beggar Got a kick in his ass. Kick in his ass man. Kick in […]

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Awareness

Dude Didn’t Say Where He Was From Because His Destination Was Clear

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  • March 2, 2015
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Most folks know about axes. They deep down understand that axes don’t chop shit, people do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Trance State Equals Programming. Got Yer Program On?

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  • March 2, 2015
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Most folks think. They just don’t think about thinking. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Forget About Hypnotism Because Respect Works Slick

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  • March 2, 2015
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Most folks love hugs. They never went to hug school to learn about ’em, they just do. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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You Got This Thing. Got It Figured Out.

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  • March 2, 2015
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You want somethin. Somethin good. It ain’t around you. Like it should. It’s over there. Way over there. Just beyond care. Way over there. Just […]

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Working Exhausted = Mistake City.

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2015
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Most folks have three eyes. They have yer two visual eyes and that I which understands blurry. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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You Can Accomplish More Than You Ever Thought Possible

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 2, 2015
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Most folks suck. They suck at sports or are horrible at taking direction but when they hit their stride, lookout. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Everyone Played The Same Game But Differently

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  • March 1, 2015
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Many folks play pretend. They pretend to be religious, patriotic, married and honest and they can pretend them all at once. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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If Push Comes To Shove Get Outa That Line

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2015
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Many folks are rude. They couldn’t shake their rudeness even if their arse was kicked all the way to Timbuktu. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

To Get Yer Way Give Others Theirs

  • By Barry Williams
  • March 1, 2015
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Most folks have good ideas. They aren’t good enough to let loose with the other ideas though on account of them still being see-through. Thank […]

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Okay. It’s True. I Made The Internet. STFU.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2015
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Most folks know abbreviations. They say seeya when they mean Ineeda hug and no when yes was the candle lighter. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Time Will Not Use Me. I Will Use Time.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 27, 2015
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Most folks grow older. They grow older on account of they have to, right? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Be Really, Really Nice To People And They Will Try Hard Not To Shit On You

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2015
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Most folks know tit for tat. They know it’s fair and square to piss on anyone who pisses them off. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Was Bigger Than His Frustration But Not By Very Damn Much

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2015
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Most folks have emotions. They were never really taught how to employ their emotions so the odd screw gets hammered. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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If Yer Happy Dappy All The Time Maybe Yer Empathy Is Low

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2015
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Most folks sport blinders. They come in all shades and colors but the majority choose invisible. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Brave Faces Are Alright But They Don’t Always Fit

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2015
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Many folks can act happy. They pack up their troubles in their old kit bag and the beggars smile, smile, smile. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Jesus Don’t Stop Me. I’m Barely Movin’.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 26, 2015
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Most folks face setbacks. They seldom mark the spot where they encountered them though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Errors! The Errors Were Speaking! My Gawd, THE ERRORS COULD TALK!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2015
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Most folks have ignored a problem. They understand that if they looked at the problem it would change and change them too and at this […]

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Mistakes Know Their Job And Get To Work As Soon As They Are Made

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 25, 2015
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Most folks get tired. They get tired and still attempt to do stuff that right then should not be done. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Awareness

When You Have To Pay Attention To Things You Shouldn’t Oughta.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2015
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Most folks know their body is working. They adhere to an unspoken agreement between their “self” and them that says their body will let them […]

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Awareness

Crazy? She Got Driven There A Thousand Times A Day.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 24, 2015
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Most folks are easily bothered. They own the space in front of their car and every place in front of themselves in line and if […]

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