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Cry Barry, Cry. She’ll Keep Hittin Ya Till Ya Do!

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  • February 15, 2015
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Ain’t no feeling for free. Every feeling costs. Some feelings cost a little smile, Others make you bleed. Forever. For some feelings you will bleed. […]

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Oh Yeah. These Are OUR Bodies.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Many folks believe in aliens. They just can’t fathom that they have already been consumed by them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Was 58 Years Old Goddammit, He Cain’t Carry That Heavy Shat No Mo’.

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  • February 15, 2015
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You gotta be cut some slack. Holy cow! Buddy I got your back, he says. I got my own damn back I says in my […]

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Crime Is Like Cat Hair. There’s An Itchiness Which Needs Stroked & After Sucked Up.

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  • February 15, 2015
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Many folks know about crime. They understand that where there is money there is crime and where there is crime there is money. (and it […]

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In The Realm Of Possibilities, Man… The Possibilities, Oh, The Possibilities!

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  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks have no possibilities. They sense this hopelessness standing in line at the lotto booth but everyonr stares eyes front, nervously clutching their last […]

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Awareness

Dude Said Shit That Never Came True. He Thought Others Did The Same.

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  • February 15, 2015
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Many folks make plans. They have to on account of traveling with so many seat of pants flyers. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Guy’s Shirt Said ‘I Facebooked Your Mom’ And Dude Just Wanted To Crack ‘Im.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks think smoking is cool. They don’t, but they used to. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Please, Oh Please, Gimme A Good Self Image. Something I Can Project.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks don’t know themselves. They know what they’ve been told and polled for intent but their interviews have always been external. Thank you, friend. […]

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The Trouble With Mountaintops Is Other Mountaintops

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  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks get what they want. They then normally want something else knowing they usually get what they want. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Buddy, They’re Just Shiny Rocks.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Many folks know about symbols. They understand that if guns equal fear and fear equals control then even fake guns will do the trick. Thank […]

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Seeing Outside And Being Outside Are Two Whole Separate Outsides

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  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks lock their doors. They do so erroneously though on account of the things that can really hurt them are already inside. Thank you, […]

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If You Are The Janitor, You Should Stay In School.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks know about tough jobs. They understand that the big horses get the big loads and there ain’t no awards for doing what you […]

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So You’ve Captured All This Energy, Whatcha Gonna Do With It?

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  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks know about wishes. They wished wishes came true but they forget to wish to the wish granter. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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If Life Doesn’t Kill You

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  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks know about wonder. They occasionally wonder where their wonder went but they don’t wonder long. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Wanted Loneliness To Sneak Up On Him ‘Cause Then He Wouldn’t Be Alone

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  • February 15, 2015
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Most folks have friends. They choose friends who are similar to them so they can avoid talking to themselves. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Dude Was Dead Until He Awoke

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  • February 14, 2015
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Many folks remember dreams. They can’t remember to pick up milk though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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So This Guy Was Falling Through Space One Day

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  • February 14, 2015
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Most folks live a suburban life. They understand that offices are for short term living & cars are for shorter term living but if this […]

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Moar Trees! Moar Life! Moar, Moar, Moar, Moar, Moar!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2015
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Most folks grow. They grow and grow and go. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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Attack? Attack Was Imminent, That’s Why All The Averted Eyes.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2015
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Many folks know about influence. They understand that the most effective influence is that influence which leaves no trace of influence. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

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Of Course God Could Choose Not To Listen But If God DID, Man. Lookout!

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2015
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Many folks know about leverage. They understand hydraulics plus leverage allows even small gods to move mountains. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The Fence Looked Electrified But No One Wanted To Fry It Out

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  • February 14, 2015
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Most folks know about cattle. They are also pretty certain that cattle have no concept of them or what they like on their hangerber sammich. […]

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This Man Had A Killer Intent Towards Him So Dude Left His Father’s House

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2015
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Most folks have been threatened. They sometimes had to wait till their father got home and other times were threatened just by him being home. […]

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Absolutely, Absolutely. Farce Must Be Met With Farce.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2015
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Most folks suspend their disbelief. They don’t care what crapola is plopping out of Jerry’s shit disturber, they just run when Jerry says run toward […]

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They All Held Tight To The Side Of The Boat Knowing Cappy Was Off His Rocker

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 14, 2015
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Most folks salute flags. They either salute directly or pay someone to salute for them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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If You Could Get To Hell In A Handbasket, That’s Where He Was Headed.

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  • February 14, 2015
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Most folks don’t pull stuff out their ears. They don’t because earholes are too small but pie holes are just large enough that they can […]

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Really Smart Or Really Dumb Was What He Really, Really Was.

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  • February 14, 2015
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Many folks know ambiguity. They talk out this side of their mouth, then the other side and then make noises out their arse. Thank you, […]

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What A Man Does At The Height Of Madness

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  • February 14, 2015
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Many folks know about murder. They understand that swords swing both ways. Thank you, friend. Barry out.  

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All The Poppies And Medals Could Not Mask The Acrid Stench Of Those Slain

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  • February 14, 2015
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Most folks play games. They need to keep busy so not playing ain’t an option. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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The King Said Suspect Everyone. Especially Yerself.

  • By Barry Williams
  • February 13, 2015
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Many folks have been burned by the sun. How come there ain’t a law against that, huh? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

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She Said She Loved Us Equally But That Would Mean Twenty Percent

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  • February 13, 2015
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Most folks have children. They have to be taught whom to say what to and whom to not say to. Thank you, friend. Barry out. […]

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