Author: Barry Williams

Me. I help myself. Why? You want to? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

You are runner up. Second fiddle. So smart outmarted. You numbet too. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Shit needs done. Who gonna do it? You. You will do it and do it and do it. Do it! You.   Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks have lied. They lied so well and so often that no lie. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks expect a raise in pay. They got one before and everybody else gets one so why the hell not?! Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Great doesn’t have to be good. Great can mean great calamity. Great injustice or Great, I just peed My pants. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about sewage. They know that sewage has its place and that place, while connected to their place, should stay in place. Thank […]

Most folks appreciate lines. They park, walk and live between them on account of knowing what lines cross. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are gods. They stop parties at their liveliest and start them at their deadest. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are different. They don’t consider themselves that way but look at these sizes! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have been cut. They had their heart cut out in highschool and their dreams cut out by midlife when they got good at […]

Most folks get where they’re going. They might not set sail for that port but by lawdy that’s the beach they’ll be parking on. Thank […]

Most folks know about streams. They understand the craziness of storing whatever the stream is streaming unless yer in the business of storage. Thank you, […]

This and this and what about this? All these things that be. That set you free. Inconsiderate, we. Of what it takes to be. Us. […]

Most folks have an opinion. They have a public opinion and their personal opinion and if they’re too far apart then there’s their gap. Thank […]

Most folks trade love for money. They will trade it for love when they can get it but money works. Tjank you, friend. Barry out.

There is a better time. And a best time too. These times exist Outside of you. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks are addicts. They can’t stand stuff and stuff drives ’em crazy ’cause they can’t find stuff. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have habits. They claim to navigate said habits when actually their habits navigate them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have blood. They move it around their system through a pump which can move more than just blood if they let it. Thank […]

How off course? You know?! Bully 4 U! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Fuck not Alice Cooper. Uh uh. No. Bastards! Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know about self discipline. They don’t have any on them right now though, on account of it being in their other pants. Thank […]

Most folks know about cells. They understand that when their phone is out of them they are on their only lonesome. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Most folks want gifts. They wrap them selves up tight then pay for unwrapping. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks stop for red lights. They know that red lights mean stop and mixed with blue lights mean stop right now! Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks know about odds. They understand that the deck is stacked against them so now they mark the cards. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks know a moron. They know that morons can be smart but this smart? Now? Them? Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have disposable income. They dispose of it on heat, rent and grub which can be eaten in a zero down car. Thank you, […]

Most folks are right. They are right there, looking right there and looking right as they look right there. Thank you, friend. Barry out.