Author: Barry Williams

Most folks love horses. They love watching them, petting them, and maybe even riding them but you won’t find as many horse lovers shoveling horseshit. Thank […]

Most folks get driven insane. They can’t stand that nut where they beg for coffee five daze a week and if someone doesn’t do something […]

C’mon quitting time! People would love to control time. Shits GOT to be there by TOMORROW! Course, time don’t work that way. Time won’t play […]

Get a fresh lemon. Squeeze half of it’s juice into a cup. Add warm water. Take a sip and record yer reaction by memory at […]

Most folks have gone nutso. They lost their cool and likely gained it back to hopefully never lose again unless what the hell you lookin’ […]

Most folks know about calendars. They go ding! on the first and ding! on the fifteenth and ding! for school and ding! for sports and […]

Most folks have bad days. They can tell they are bad days on account of nothing going right and no one giving a shit about […]

Most folks appreciate contrast. They don’t talk about it to contrast’s face but they must appreciate it or everything would be all white. Thank you, friend. […]

Most folks would like to be attractive. They wish their teeth were straighter and their hair was curlier and why  are they always stuck in Shit […]

Many folks strive for a better life. They imagine that a better life is available to them and they change universes with every action they take until […]

Most folks can smell smoke. They stop sniffing at the smoke caused by fire & smog and funny cigarettes though when everything alive is smokin’! […]

Most folks would prefer dominion over themselves. They don’t contemplate being the master of their sheep though which skids the very dominion they thought they desired to the […]

Most folks know about trenches. They are good for hiding pipes and okay for H2O collection but you wouldn’t want to live in them. Thank you, […]

Most folks have an imagination. They unleash it to pretend many realities into being and not all are good. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks pace themselves. They refuse to be paced by others so they toil faster than the speed of satisfaction. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

It does. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks do everything to help themselves. They don’t consider how they might be harming anyone else and for this they must be totally ignored. […]

He had a ticket. Prolly right there in his pocket. With everything else. What? He can’t swim?! Who let him in?! Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Yeah, make believe. Dude believed real heavy in make believe. But future receive? Says fuck believe! Now you two leave. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have felt off. They tell their neighbors that there is nothing to worry about but look at that reptilian turd sampo. Thank you, […]

You don’t see the crevice, Life’s not deep below us. Drop down you is hepless, Why u b so reckless?   It ain’t you. Ain’t […]

You got this shoe. This shoe you throw. This shoe it contacts things where you don’t go. This shoe you throw. This shoe you dropped. […]

Ivan wants to fuck and eat. And eat and shit and fuck. And kill. But not kill then fuck and fuckin’ kill some more. Well […]

Most folks eat food. They seldom wonder if that same food is a eating them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Different is good. Different is great. But different and normal don’t congregate. They can’t weight. Won’t be straight. Will agitate.   Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Many folks get crippled. They sometimes get crippled by their loved ones. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have nerves. They ain’t usually made of steel, though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Money ain’t a bad thing. Kinda like knives. Money ain’t a sharp thing. But it do buy pie. Pie in guy’s eye. Yep money got […]

Most folks have friends to talk to. They even have friends that talk back. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Chamillionaire – I Know Ya Mad […]

Synergy produces heat. Heat produces fire. Better need dat fire. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Moar FLAPS!