Author: Barry Williams

Ivan wants to fuck and eat. And eat and shit and fuck. And kill. But not kill then fuck and fuckin’ kill some more. Well […]

Most folks eat food. They seldom wonder if that same food is a eating them. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Different is good. Different is great. But different and normal don’t congregate. They can’t weight. Won’t be straight. Will agitate.   Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Many folks get crippled. They sometimes get crippled by their loved ones. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have nerves. They ain’t usually made of steel, though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Money ain’t a bad thing. Kinda like knives. Money ain’t a sharp thing. But it do buy pie. Pie in guy’s eye. Yep money got […]

Most folks have friends to talk to. They even have friends that talk back. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Chamillionaire – I Know Ya Mad […]

Synergy produces heat. Heat produces fire. Better need dat fire. Thank you, friend. Barry out. Moar FLAPS!  

Many folks can be gone with. They will pay your way on account of you have paid theirs but others must be gone between. Thank […]

Yes cats talk. What they say sounds like meowing to humans but their convo pours from every point on their body. Thank you, friend. Barry […]

Oh, I thought you were thinking of her. Wondering where oh where she was. (you missed her so!) But NO Ivan. You fucking fucker. She’s […]

A foundation. Everything needs a foundation. Make it solid. Y’hear? Make you foundation rock hard solid. Then make it shake. Make yer whole damn foundation […]

Most folks can adjust bigtime. They just prefer not to on account of it’s easier to stay onboard rather than watch some stupid floating log. Thank […]

Paint yerself into a corner. Lie yourself into a box. Scratch out as many eyes as you need. You’re the silver fox.   Corral yourself […]

Oh, to have a whole brain! That’s what the earth envisioned. To have head and heart and herd connected… Oh wow, now, that’s a start! […]

Many folks know when to talk. They also know when to  shut the hell up which explains invite two. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Many folks know about jet lag. They understand that sleep occurs at different times at different places but catches up with you on time. Thank you, friend. […]

Look at me! Hey you! Over Here! Just look over here for a second! Hey! Over here. Look at me! Whoo – hoo! Look. Look […]

Most folks make concern noises. They are concerned that they are not getting their fair share and if they ain’t getting it, who is? Thank […]

  Jesus, Dude had it hard! Man, he was hooked on pain. He was! He needed that pain as a constant reminder that, Jesus he […]

Most folks have seen shit go sideways. They watch in utter amazement as the impossible crashes through their reality and the majority don’t recognize that the […]

Most folks have disagreements. They don’t get all riled up and sharpen bayonets for their children to fight their fight and gods are copycats. Thank you, friend. […]

Don’t talk about Santa, baby. Don’t talk about war. Dont talk about love or finance. There’s so much more.   Just talk about numbers, maybe. […]

Many folks know about bad. They know that good will often slowly be seen as bad and then some where along the line it will […]

Most folks are hypnotized. They just don’t know by who. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

No one showed up. Okay. Johnny was there. Kathy came. But besides Larry and Ange, we were all alone. That wasn’t a party.   A […]

Most folks have lifted weights. They knew and hoped beyond reason that they weren’t connected to any thing because the last thing they wanted to […]

Most folks have mirror neurons. They just forget to fire them up for their fan is shitless. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

Most folks have dreams. They seldom live them though. Thank you, friend. Barry out.

1. Record some stuff. 2. Don’t record everything, just the important stuff/life lessons. 3.Tell people about these life lessons and provide them with this short […]