Without warning dude drop kicked our table over.
Booze, glass and linen blended with velocity, wood and air as the whole shooting match took flight.
In that long moment I was very proud of the person who dunnit, even though I heartily disagreed with his method of revealing authenticity through this fine howdy ya do.
The next afternoon my nephew told me that his actions and the abundance of criticism from others didn’t bother him but I could tell it did.
After all, this type of behavior was normal for him and twenty-three years of riding this pony was causing him to wonder where the mule of life was taking him.
I told dude that everyone who knows us is invested in our life, even if they only meet us for a minute. And folks naturally want to protect their investments. Their actions always revolve around limiting risk and lining stuff up in neat, measured rows.
Most of our row-dy-ness is a pronounced defiance of conformity but as soon as we understand the force we are fighting against, any problems we imagined are ninety nine point nine percent solved. No mo vigorous bucking the system is necessary.
And with our reputation firmly planted we can start working our pull and stop spilling so much shite.
Thank you, friend.
Barry out.
When someone who HAS 2.3 million bucks hands it over for a photo, does that say something about the value of photos or money?
Billy The Kid – Famous For Nothing
I wanna be famous for nothing
Everywhere I go is VIP
Hollywood is the life for me
I wanna be famous for nothing
Travel around town in fancy cars
Hanging ’round all the real big stars
I wanna be famous for nothing
Can’t sing, can’t dance
Can’t act, can’t rap
But i can drop my pants
I’ll make a sex tape and leak it for free
To that sippy-cup dude, on TMZ
I tell the paparazzi exactly where I am going
Hop out the car with my Gucci showing
I’ll be a douche-bag on national TV
Clubbin an’ fist-pumping, catch ya’ STD
I sleep with Tiger Woods be a pro hoe
I’ll tour the country and I’ll be in your video
I wanna be famous for nothing
Everywhere I go it’s VIP
Hollywood is the life for me
Famous for nothing [x2]
Travel ’round town in fancy cars
Hanging ’round all the real big stars
I will be a real house wife
Sit around and do shit get on TV
And plan a nip-slip I do cocaine in a bathroom stall
And I make sure somebody tapes it all
Then I bitch for nothing, hit a photo then hope to god
Its on a gossip blog, come on perez, draw a wiener on me
Put it on front page for everybody to see
I get pregnant on purpose, be a team mom
Start a website, I need attention .com
Do charity work only if cameras around
Then I sniff the paparazzi out like a blood-hound
Or I go shopping with Lindsay Lohan stealing everything I can and get a fake tan
I wanna be famous for nothing
Everywhere I go its VIP
Hollywood is the life for me
Famous for nothing [x2]
Travel ’round town in fancy cars
Hanging ’round all the real big stars
I learned how to DJ from the Vegas pop bottles
Wear sunglasses inside and only date models
Yeah then I sue my dad after that I’ma hit rehab, find some windows, Fuck it, start smashin’
I am famous for nothing, Khloe Kardashian
Then go to jail for a week and a half, and when they take my mug-shot, I’ll make sure to laugh
I wanna be famous for nothing
Everywhere I go its VIP
Hollywood is the life for me
I wanna be famous for nothing
Travel ’round town in fancy cars
Hanging ’round all the real big stars
I don’t even care what it is for
I just wanna be famous
Paparazzi, over here
Famous for nothing [x2]
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