Category: Don’t Need No Stinkin’ Badge

Smokey balls and tall hats Shiney robes and all that Magic water, on your knees. Listen, chant, and after he’s Spoken to a god, please… […]

Yes, l could hate her. She didn’t know my name. She didn’t know I came. To see her. One time I was part her. A […]

You don’t have my back. I have yours. You think I am whack. Well, of course. I am. I ran. All this way to meet […]

You don’t walk the streets. You get no eats. Til one of you beats the other. Ain’t no cryin’ mother! Shit you take those druthers. […]

He drew a big building But the building was bigger Than the biggest damn drawing he drew. He knew this through and through. All he […]

A credit card is an old, armed guard. Knocking on your door in the rain. Brother, he’s back again! See if he can stand the […]

You thought you were But here you are… Barely even fucked. You, on self destruct. You, who piss away luck. You’re back on track Cause […]

Buddy pissed where he wanted. Just a little piss, he didn’t flaunt it. Wasn’t pissing on the neighbors. Not pissing on… (doing favors). Only non […]

Old Frank Knox was a cop. An old cop who knocked off blocks. Frank didn’t spare the rod. And everywhere he trod Tho’ now it […]

Mister Ponzi was a nice man. Carry your momma’s bags. And if she bitch ’bout bein’ ripped off? Bitch is just one a dem hags. […]

Oh my guts! My guts! My guts! My guts! All twisted in knots Fulla if, ands and buts. Hope the whiskey mighta caught it But […]

Ran as slow as he could he did And the past fell apart behind him. In the present they would not find him. Always fought […]

It didn’t kill the buildings. It only worked on people. The churches, they were left intact. Bells rang in the steeple. The king took a […]

I’m falling out of love with you. I can’t believe myself it’s true. For everything for me you do. But You fence me in and […]

He had a boss from hell. Andy knew quite well There were more where She came from. She wasn’t the only one. A Polish meal […]

You happen to love, crazy. You listen here, crazy. You agree with some, crazy. You can’t stand, crazy. You kinda go, crazy. You like it […]

Your last time to the play store. Down loaded, in settings. The features you’re getting. Hold on now, you’re betting The whole damn store. So […]

Bad shit tumbled outa his mouth. Words weighed nada as he flailed them about. No more whispers, now they had clout. Flung them so far […]

Two big pieces of apple pie! What a guy! So, so fly! Says hello when he means good bye. Never says what he means. So […]

Son-of-a-bitch would not leave Well enough alone. He’d improve this. Upgrade that. Like a dawg huntin’ for a bone. There was no Wait! Hold the […]

Water thirsty guzzle, guzzle. Thirsty thereby quenched. Beer thirsty guzzle, guzzle. Thirst drenched but never quenched. Fighting ’til yer stenched. In yer own sweat and […]

Where you’re going Ain’t where you bin. You was out. Now you in. Trouble, my friend. You found lots! Now it gots Your short hairs. […]

You got a rope around your neck. Around your neck. Around your neck. You don’t even give a heck. Not one speck. What the feck. […]

Everytime her pie hole flapped He would carve another notch. And every notch was piled up The last one was a gotcha! It split their […]

You’ve got a damn good reason to complain But you don’t. You could whine and bitch about your pain But you won’t. Because that pain […]

You are. Pissed off. Rejected. Dejected. Reflecting. Deflecting. Absconding. Belonging. Get ahead now. Or dead how? It’s all the same. A bloody game. Wild then […]

Lawd… I pray… Please Lawdy hep me! I beg of you, get me through, Just this day and night! Please help me fight! Throw more […]

You shake when you see them cops boy. Cramp when a muscle says cramp. Sweat like it’s raining if somebody Mention work. Stop lifting shit […]

You stay there in the ditch. Lest reveal that you a bitch. You smart when no one smarter. You steal from the larder. While we […]

On second thought Ima do my own thang. Just like before you scooped it. You just went all damn stupid. And I don’t think you […]